Gladstone Pipewell

Description

He has been smoking the same cigar since the last land dispute.

Gladstone Pipewell takes the field as a Cigar Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon.

Ability: Long Afternoon
Takes all afternoon to say no.

Cinder Toss (50)
Flicks ash into the plaintiff’s tea.

Leather Squeeze (50)
Squeezes the chair until the lease breaks.

Every card in the Hedge Wars collection has a weak spot. Pick up Gladstone Pipewell and see where it fits in your hand.

• Faction: Schittsnauds
• Group: Old Money
• Role: Cigar Baron
• Card number: 009/104
• Rarity: Uncommon
• Strength: 100
• Weakness: Cold cigars ×2
• Resistance: Open windows -30
• Wheels: 0