His memory is a gold muscle. It has many grudges. Aberdare Torsocup is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 047/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Muscle MemoryRemembers every slight. In muscle. Aberdare Torsocup is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole…
This is Adalwin Monocle. He squints at the Krumplethorns through one huge monocle. Adalwin Monocle takes the field as a Monocle Spy, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Monocle SquintSquints through one big lens. Lens Squint (50)Squints. Spots the tiny lie. Antenna Probe (40)Probes with…
This is Adelaide Filigree. Every document she signs takes nine minutes. The signature takes seven. Adelaide Filigree takes the field as a Ceremony Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PompNo ruling without a ceremony. Flourish (30)Signs with so many loops it’s…
This is Adeline Shellsworth. Her brass shell hears every Krumplethorn whisper. She hums over them. Adeline Shellsworth takes the field as a Shell Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Nautilus GuardA brass shell coils round her client. Back Gate Shell Roll (50)Rolls the…
This is Adelmo Cogcheek. His cheek gears turn whenever a lie is needed. They turn a lot. Adelmo Cogcheek takes the field as a Cog Cheek, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cheek GearsGears in his cheek grind out lies. Grind Out (50)Grinds a lie…
This is Aerella Skyward. She floats over the Krumplethorn garden. Things fall on it. Aerella Skyward takes the field as an Aeronaut, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 038/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lighter Than AirFloats above the feud. Drops things on it. Sandbag Drop (40)Drops a sandbag on their…
She’s recruited the paperboy, the milkman and the Krumplethorn cat. Agnesa Cogneck takes the field as a Recruiter, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gear CollarRecruits new informants on the spot. Spike Head Sign-Up (50)Signs up the paperboy as an informant. Bike Bell Ring (60)Rings…
A blue orb in a hall of mirrors. It is smug about it. Ainsworth Aurora is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 081/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Aurora ReflectionReflects the aurora. Takes credit. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Ainsworth Aurora…
His map has seventeen steps. Step one is always the hedge. Alaric Strategemoor takes the field as a Strategy Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plan Before PlanPlans the plan before the plan. Strategem Strike (50)Strikes exactly where the map says. Map Fold…
His hat is a fan. His cart is a church. His priorities are bricks. Alaric Wheelhaven takes the field as a Wheel Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rolling StoneHe gathers no moss. He gathers many deeds. Cart Wheel Clout (40)Clouts the hedge with…
A spiral of red tape that never reaches the right desk. Aldermoor Tapewind is a Red Tape, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cease and DesistOrders the plaintiff to cease. And then desist. Add Aldermoor Tapewind to your Hedge Wars collection and…
He drills the lawn every dawn. The hedge has yet to salute. Aldous Brasswhistle takes the field as a Whistle Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parade Ground RulesDrills the lawn into formation daily. Brass Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with a brass note….
He circles the estate daily to remind the Krumplethorn hedge who owns it. Aldous Gildermere takes the field as a Cycle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Family SilverEverything he rides is solid sterling. Silver Spoke (50)Jabs the plaintiff with a sterling spoke….
This is Aldous Greybolt. He keeps every Krumplethorn tool in his hat. They’ve looked for years. Aldous Greybolt takes the field as a Head Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tool HatKeeps the whole toolbox under his hat. Hat Rummage (40)Digs…
He’s slow, deliberate, and always, always right. Aldous Snailwhorl takes the field as a Trace Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Slow Trail ReadSlow and deliberate. Always, always right. Hollow Citation (40)Matches the curl to the stolen ornament. Ember Snap (30)Dusts the…
This is Aldric Sidewise. He’s only ever seen sideways. The Krumplethorns have never seen his face. Aldric Sidewise takes the field as a Regent, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ProfileOnly ever shown in profile. The better side. Royal Decree (50)Decrees that the…