He points at things. Occasionally those things are the Krumplethorns. Alaric Monitorpoint takes the field as a Monitor Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Screen Time LimitAllows the plaintiff only brief screen time. Pointer Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff with a laser pointer. Monitor Charge…
He heard it first, he heard it wrong and he told the whole estate. Ambrose Teleglobe takes the field as a Globe Receiver, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tele GossipHears the Krumplethorns whisper from afar. Globe Throw (30)Throws a glass globe at the plaintiff….
One eye. Ten thousand grievances. A hedge to account for each. Ambrosia Oculus takes the field as a Great Eye, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: The Big EyeSees the whole estate. Judges all of it. Oculus Glare (90)Glares the plaintiff off the estate….
Her head is a cluster of orbs. The feud is somehow the heaviest. Anastasia Orbitrook takes the field as an Orbit Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbital PatienceCircles the plaintiff until they leave. Orbit Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff with a floating orb. Eye…
Her lens is a nest. Her nest is a lens. Neither welcomes visitors. Annelise Lensnest takes the field as a Lens Nester, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nesting InstinctNests in her lens. Dislikes visitors. Lens Smash (50)Smashes a lens into the plaintiff. Nest Egg…
His screens frame the lawn. They never show the Krumplethorn side. Archibald Slabframe takes the field as a Slab Frame Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Frame RateCounts every frame. Complains of each. Frame Throw (50)Throws a heavy frame at the plaintiff. Slab Crash…
His basilica is vast. His forgiveness of Krumplethorns is not. Augustine Basilica takes the field as a Basilica Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy Hedge RageRages piously at the hedge. Dome Smite (50)Smites the plaintiff with a basilica dome. Aisle Stampede (60)Rushes the…
One eye is half hidden. The other is looking directly at you. Aurelia Eyegold takes the field as a Gold Eye Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Golden Eye StareStares until the plaintiff apologises. Gold Eye Burn (90)Burns the plaintiff with a golden…
Eleven towers on his hat and still no view of the Krumplethorn deed. Aurelio Hatparapet takes the field as a Rampart Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall Hat PolicyHat height settles every argument. Parapet Drop (30)Lets a parapet fall on the plaintiff. Brim…
His eyes are dials. His grudge is on a twenty-four-hour clock. Barnabas Clockwinder takes the field as a Dial Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round the Clock RageRages at every hour. Chimes on the half. Clockface Spin (50)Spins the plaintiff on a clock…
He patrols the boundary daily. It has not moved. He checked twice. Barnaby Spokelens takes the field as a Bike Patrol, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Lawn Line RoundsPatrols the boundary at a stately pace. Spokeshave Strike (60)Spins a wheel into the plaintiff’s shins….
His brim is a tower. He wears it to every dispute, for height. Barnum Towerbrim takes the field as a Tower Brim Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower OrderOrders towers. Nobody delivers. Tower Slam (50)Slams a tower onto the plaintiff. Brim Whip (40)Whips…
His face is a vault, his screen is a vault and his word is a bond. Bartholomew Cheekvault takes the field as a Vault Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cheeky VaultCheek is vaulted. The vault is cheeky. Screen Slam (30)Slams a rounded screen…
He has the largest lens on the estate. It points at the hedge, mostly. Bartholomew Lenscombe takes the field as a Lens Keeper, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wick TrimTrims the wick and the plaintiff. Wide Lens Bash (50)Bashes with a wide lens. Glass…
Two wheels, one engine and a deeply unfinished feud with a hedge. Beatrix Doublespoke takes the field as a Twin Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twice the TroubleBrings a second wheel to every dispute. Front Tyre Pop (50)Pops the front wheel into the…
He lives in a glass skyline and has opinions about everyone else’s. Bertram Skylinley takes the field as a Skyline Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skyline SticklerComplains about the horizon on principle. Horizon Shove (40)Shoves the plaintiff over the horizon. Pane Prism (50)Splits…