Her hat is wider than the Krumplethorn deed and just as legally dubious. Calpurnia Spanglegate takes the field as a Sky Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sky High StandardsExpects better of the sky and the neighbours. Sky Slash (60)Slashes the plaintiff with a…
Her fan is a vault. Her opinions are a heatwave. Cassandra Fanvault takes the field as a Fan Vault Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cool Off PeriodCools the argument. Heats the grudge. Lace Fan Thrash (40)Whips the plaintiff with a lace fan. Vault…
She has waited years for the hedge to move. She can wait several more. Cecilia Snailwire takes the field as a Wire Snail Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow and Steady SpiteSlow. Steady. Absolutely relentless. Wire Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with a rusty…
Her visor is down. Her mind was closed some years earlier. Clementine Visorgate takes the field as a Gate Visor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Visor LoweredLowers her visor and the conversation. Visor Plunge (50)Drops a visor on the plaintiff’s nose. Gate Shut (40)Shuts…
Her windows are slate. Her stare is slate. Her sense of humour is slate. Cordelia Slatewindow takes the field as a Slate Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Reflective SurfaceReflects the first insult back doubled. Slate Slap (50)Slaps the plaintiff with cold slate. Sash…
She wears a dome on her head. The grid inside is a very strict one. Cordula Gridglass takes the field as a Grid Glass Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid Lock PridePrides herself on a locked grid. Grid Dome Bash (50)Slams a gridded…
Her binoculars are enormous. Her patience for small talk is not. Cornelia Binocularis takes the field as a Binocular Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Eyes BetterSees twice as much and complains thrice. Lens Pair Bash (40)Bashes with two big lenses. Copper Wing…
He sees everything and reports none of it. Tenure is a wonderful thing. Cornelius Panopticott takes the field as a Panopticon Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: All Seeing Eye RollSees all. Rolls both eyes at it. City Glare (50)Glares with the light of…
He watches the arch, the pool and the plaintiff, in that order. Cuthbert Archwater takes the field as an Arch Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Reflection RightsOwns the reflection. Charges rent. Arch Drop (40)Drops a copper arch on the plaintiff. Pool Splash (30)Splashes…
He is a pillar of the community. The community has asked him to sit. Cuthbert Pillarvisor takes the field as a Pillar Visor Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pillar of SpiteA pillar of the community and its spite. Pillar Slam (40)Slams a pillar…
One side of his face is cracked. The other side is smug. Desmond Crackledome takes the field as a Crack Dome Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crack in the WallHides a crack. Shows only the dome. Dome Crack (30)Cracks a glass dome on…
His mask is porcelain. His temper is cast iron. Dominic Wheelmask takes the field as a Mask Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mask OffTakes off the mask. Takes on the plaintiff. Mask Smash (60)Smashes the plaintiff with a pale mask. Wheel Crash (50)Crashes…
Her wheel is taller than the hedge. For once, she can see over it. Dorothea Pennywheel takes the field as a Penny Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: High Wheel HighnessHer tall wheel looks down on everyone. Tall Wheel Roll (90)Rolls a vast…
Her steeple is tall. Her sermon on hedges is longer. Estelle Steepleguard takes the field as a Steeple Guard, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steeple SermonPreaches loudly. Then preaches again. Steeple Plunge (60)Drops a steeple on the plaintiff. Pew Slam (50)Slams a church pew…
Her face is stone and her patience is limestone. Do not push. Eulalia Visagefell takes the field as a Visage Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stone Face StareNever blinks. Never forgives. Never moves. Stone Gaze (30)Gazes until the plaintiff flinches. Tower Shove (40)Shoves…
One face reports to the Schittsnauds. The other reports on them. Evadne Twinpane takes the field as a Twin Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Faced ReportFiles two reports. They disagree. Pane Tower Tip (40)Tilts a glass tower onto the plaintiff. Mirror Cheek…