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  • Algernon Doubletray to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Algernon Doubletray

    Algernon Doubletray

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    He carries a tray, and his little helper carries the other. Algernon Doubletray takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twin ServiceHis shadow serves another tray at once. Twin Tray (60)Hits them with two trays from two sides. Little Helper…

  • Alphonse Pennywhistle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Alphonse Pennywhistle

    Alphonse Pennywhistle

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    He runs the trays up the steps two at a time. The steps are rarely there. Alphonse Pennywhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quick DeliveryDelivers any tray before it can cool. Rush Serve (30)Rushes a tray into their…

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    Ambrose Whiskerlamp

    Ambrose Whiskerlamp

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    His long nose keeps the wind off his lantern. The nose has opinions. Ambrose Whiskerlamp takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whisker LightHis long nose keeps a candle lit in the wind. Snout Jab (40)Jabs his long nose…

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    Annabelle Cruetstand

    Annabelle Cruetstand

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    She salts and peppers every argument. Most get seasoned to taste. Annabelle Cruetstand takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cruet StandHer seasonings season any argument. Pepper Puff (30)Puffs pepper into their faces. Vinegar Splash (40)Splashes vinegar across their…

  • Archibald Teaspoke to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Archibald Teaspoke

    Archibald Teaspoke

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    He’ll have your tea before you’ve sat down. Or before you’re invited. Archibald Teaspoke takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke ServiceServes every guest at spoke speed. Rim Jab (30)Pokes them with a long spoke. Bell Peal (30)Rings the…

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    Archibald Winkleloop

    Archibald Winkleloop

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    He always carries a loop of cord. It’s mostly for the Krumplethorns. Archibald Winkleloop takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Winkle LoopLoops a cord around the Krumplethorns’ ankles. Cord Snag (30)Snags their ankles with a loose cord. Hat Dip…

  • Ariadne Pennyfarthing to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ariadne Pennyfarthing

    Ariadne Pennyfarthing

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    Her wheel is bigger than her whole house. She has never fallen off. Ariadne Pennyfarthing takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Penny FarthingRides a huge wheel and delivers tiny notes. Big Wheel Run (40)Rolls the large wheel over their…

  • Augustin Fanwhirl to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustin Fanwhirl

    Augustin Fanwhirl

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    He fans the estate with a copper wing. The Krumplethorns are blown away. Augustin Fanwhirl takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Fan GustFans away any smoke the Krumplethorns raise. Gust Spin (60)Spins his wide fan into a gale. Top…

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    Aurelius Clockbeak

    Aurelius Clockbeak

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    His beak keeps time with the bell. The post is always right on time. Aurelius Clockbeak takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Clock Beak PostDelivers parcels on the stroke of the hour. Hour Peck (60)Pecks them on the hour,…

  • Barnabus Gravyboat to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Barnabus Gravyboat

    Barnabus Gravyboat

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    He serves gravy to anyone who asks. Nobody asks twice. Barnabus Gravyboat takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gravy BoatCarries a gravy boat that nobody dares sail. Gravy Slick (40)Slicks the floor under them. Teapot Roll (30)Rolls a…

  • Barnaby Dustbonnet to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Barnaby Dustbonnet

    Barnaby Dustbonnet

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    Nobody has seen her face. They just see the dust. Barnaby Dustbonnet takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dust CloudRaises a cloud so thick nobody can find her. Duster Whip (30)Whips them with a feather duster. Sweep Away (30)Sweeps…

  • Barnaby Pantrycoil to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Barnaby Pantrycoil

    Barnaby Pantrycoil

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    Nobody has found the bottom of his pantry. It may have a basement. Barnaby Pantrycoil takes the field as a Pantry Boy, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Full PantryNever runs out of biscuits for the estate. Biscuit Toss (30)Pitches a stale biscuit at their…

  • Barnaby Sugartong to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Barnaby Sugartong

    Barnaby Sugartong

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    He has never missed a sugar cube. The Krumplethorns have never been sweet. Barnaby Sugartong takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sugar TongsPinches sugar from three feet away. Tong Pinch (40)Pinches their nose with the sugar tongs. Cup Spin…

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    Bartholomew Dumbwait

    Bartholomew Dumbwait

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    He has sent a thousand trays down. He’s sent one Krumplethorn. Bartholomew Dumbwait takes the field as a Porter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dumbwaiter DropSends their hat directly to the cellar. Lift Slam (60)Slams a dumbwaiter tray onto their toes. Cart Roll (50)Rolls…

  • Bartholomew Sleevecuff to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Bartholomew Sleevecuff

    Bartholomew Sleevecuff

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    He has ironed ten thousand cuffs. None have ever been pressed against his will. Bartholomew Sleevecuff takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cuff CareFolds every sleeve to knife-edge precision. Cuff Slap (30)Slaps them with a stiff starched cuff. Key…

  • Beatrice Cogsley to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Beatrice Cogsley

    Beatrice Cogsley

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    Her gears turn only when someone is looking. So she looks busy. Beatrice Cogsley takes the field as an Under-Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gear ServiceHer gears turn faster when she is watched. Gear Press (60)Presses a gear into the back of their…

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