He carries a tray, and his little helper carries the other. Algernon Doubletray takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twin ServiceHis shadow serves another tray at once. Twin Tray (60)Hits them with two trays from two sides. Little Helper…
He runs the trays up the steps two at a time. The steps are rarely there. Alphonse Pennywhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quick DeliveryDelivers any tray before it can cool. Rush Serve (30)Rushes a tray into their…
His long nose keeps the wind off his lantern. The nose has opinions. Ambrose Whiskerlamp takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whisker LightHis long nose keeps a candle lit in the wind. Snout Jab (40)Jabs his long nose…
She salts and peppers every argument. Most get seasoned to taste. Annabelle Cruetstand takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cruet StandHer seasonings season any argument. Pepper Puff (30)Puffs pepper into their faces. Vinegar Splash (40)Splashes vinegar across their…
He’ll have your tea before you’ve sat down. Or before you’re invited. Archibald Teaspoke takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke ServiceServes every guest at spoke speed. Rim Jab (30)Pokes them with a long spoke. Bell Peal (30)Rings the…
He always carries a loop of cord. It’s mostly for the Krumplethorns. Archibald Winkleloop takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Winkle LoopLoops a cord around the Krumplethorns’ ankles. Cord Snag (30)Snags their ankles with a loose cord. Hat Dip…
Her wheel is bigger than her whole house. She has never fallen off. Ariadne Pennyfarthing takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Penny FarthingRides a huge wheel and delivers tiny notes. Big Wheel Run (40)Rolls the large wheel over their…
He fans the estate with a copper wing. The Krumplethorns are blown away. Augustin Fanwhirl takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Fan GustFans away any smoke the Krumplethorns raise. Gust Spin (60)Spins his wide fan into a gale. Top…
His beak keeps time with the bell. The post is always right on time. Aurelius Clockbeak takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Clock Beak PostDelivers parcels on the stroke of the hour. Hour Peck (60)Pecks them on the hour,…
He serves gravy to anyone who asks. Nobody asks twice. Barnabus Gravyboat takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gravy BoatCarries a gravy boat that nobody dares sail. Gravy Slick (40)Slicks the floor under them. Teapot Roll (30)Rolls a…
Nobody has seen her face. They just see the dust. Barnaby Dustbonnet takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dust CloudRaises a cloud so thick nobody can find her. Duster Whip (30)Whips them with a feather duster. Sweep Away (30)Sweeps…
Nobody has found the bottom of his pantry. It may have a basement. Barnaby Pantrycoil takes the field as a Pantry Boy, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Full PantryNever runs out of biscuits for the estate. Biscuit Toss (30)Pitches a stale biscuit at their…
He has never missed a sugar cube. The Krumplethorns have never been sweet. Barnaby Sugartong takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sugar TongsPinches sugar from three feet away. Tong Pinch (40)Pinches their nose with the sugar tongs. Cup Spin…
He has sent a thousand trays down. He’s sent one Krumplethorn. Bartholomew Dumbwait takes the field as a Porter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dumbwaiter DropSends their hat directly to the cellar. Lift Slam (60)Slams a dumbwaiter tray onto their toes. Cart Roll (50)Rolls…
He has ironed ten thousand cuffs. None have ever been pressed against his will. Bartholomew Sleevecuff takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cuff CareFolds every sleeve to knife-edge precision. Cuff Slap (30)Slaps them with a stiff starched cuff. Key…
Her gears turn only when someone is looking. So she looks busy. Beatrice Cogsley takes the field as an Under-Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gear ServiceHer gears turn faster when she is watched. Gear Press (60)Presses a gear into the back of their…