She tailors the dress to fit and the gloves to fit better. Lucretia Cameohand takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine LaceHides a hatpin in every sleeve. Hatpin Stab (30)Pricks them with a long hatpin. Teapot Splash (40)Splashes…
She caught eleven plates before they landed. The twelfth was her hat. Ludmila Platelift takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plate LiftLifts any plate before it can fall. Plate Fling (30)Flings a plate like a throwing star. Pour…
He bows so low that his cap has touched the floor. Several times. Lysander Pointcap takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Needle CapHis pointed cap pricks any bowing Krumplethorn. Cap Jab (40)Jabs the cap’s point into their back. Tea…
She dusts the same shelf every hour. It has never been dustier. Matilda Finnickerby takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Teapot FlourishServes tea with flourish and no spills. Flourish Flick (30)Flicks a cloth at their cheek. Cap Tip (30)Tips…
She lights the lamps every dusk. The Krumplethorns snuff them every dawn. Mildred Tinderbox takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: First SparkLights the lantern before the fuse is lit. Spark Fling (40)Flings a handful of sparks at them. Wick…
His beak reads every letter in the estate before the owner does. Montague Longbeak takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long Beak PostReads the post through his long beak. Beak Stab (40)Stabs the beak into their envelope. Plate Spin…
He balances seven trays at once. The eighth is carried by his reputation. Montgomery Trayfall takes the field as a Head Steward, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Seven TraysCarries seven trays and drops none of them. Silver Avalanche (80)Drops the whole tray stack…
He keeps a whole birdcage of lanterns. All of them wake when the Krumplethorns do. Mortimer Birdcagelamp takes the field as a Chief Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Birdcage BeaconHis lantern brightens in the presence of rivals. Beacon Blast (60)Blasts them with a…
He holds a key to every door in the estate. One of them is yours. Nathaniel Ringkeeper takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Hundred KeysWears every key to the estate on his chest. Key Rattle (80)Rattles a…
He lights the lamps with a pipe. The pipe has seen more than he has. Nigel Sconcepipe takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sconce PipeBlows a lit pipe into any dark corner. Pipe Cloud (30)Puffs a thick cloud into…
Every lock she replaces opens only for her. The Krumplethorns now own much rope. Octavia Gearkeep takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tinker LocksRebuilds any lock to fit her key. Lock Pick (50)Picks a hole in their defense….
His helmet is a small door of its own. He knocks first. Octavia Helmwright takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Helmet DeliveryDelivers with a head down and no apologies. Helm Bash (40)Bashes them with the brass helmet. Lamp Bump…
His face is a clock. The Krumplethorns never ask what time it is. Octavian Dialcrown takes the field as a Chief Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clock Face AuthorityStops the Krumplethorns by stopping time. Time Stop (80)Stops the clock and strikes while…
She brews a pot that has never been rejected. Mostly by people who survived. Ottilie Spoonswell takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Perfect BrewBrews tea so strong it knocks them back. Steep Strike (40)Steeps a bitter bag over…
He’s served the Schittsnauds for forty years. Not once has the tea been late. Percival Teaspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steady PourNever spills a drop, even over cobbles. Scald Spray (40)Pours scalding tea across their hedge….
His hat tells the time. The Krumplethorns are always late according to it. Percy Clocksmith takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Clock HatTells them exactly how late they are. Time Out (30)Calls time and clocks them with a dial….