Three wheels, a thousand errands, and not one has come back late. Perpetua Trikewhistle takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Trike ErrandRuns a hundred errands on three small wheels. Bell Barrage (50)Rings a bell until their ears give out….
She keeps a tealight burning at the end of every hall. Most are by the exit. Persephone Tealight takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tealight GlowHer lantern lights a twelve-foot path. Lantern Bash (40)Bashes the lantern into their…
She keeps three lanterns lit and a fourth for the Krumplethorns’ roof. Philomena Brassmantle takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass GlowHer lantern glows hotter the angrier she gets. Lantern Toss (40)Tosses a lit lantern at their hedge….
She keeps seven tins of tea. The eighth belongs to the Krumplethorns. Prudence Teacaddy takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Caddy ReserveAlways keeps a spare caddy for visitors. Caddy Toss (40)Tosses a tin caddy into their lap. Leaf…
She brews from a pole. The tea arrives hot, and so does the pole. Prudence Teapole takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pole BrewBrews tea through a long pole. Rod Jab (40)Jabs them with a long brass pole….
She stirs the post with her beak. All letters arrive slightly shaken. Prunella Beakspoon takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoon BeakStirs the post with her very long beak. Beak Stir (30)Stirs a pot into their face. Tray Slide…
He delivers only the post that has already been opened. By him. Ptolemy Crowbill takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Beak MailDelivers any parcel before it lands. Parcel Peck (60)Pecks them with a heavy parcel. Sack Swing (50)Swings a…
He raises his top hat. The Krumplethorns reconsider their entire day. Reginald Topbell takes the field as a Head Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Top Hat AuthorityDismisses anyone who stands too near the house. Topper Tap (60)Doffs his top hat and smacks them…
He has never once been seen with a crease. He has creased others. Roderick Cravatpin takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pinned CravatFolds the estate’s guests into very neat piles. Cravat Choke (40)Chokes them with a very tight cravat….
She lit the entire lane at once. The Krumplethorns tripped. Rosalind Tapermoor takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Late LightLights the lantern at the wrong moment. Wick Flick (30)Flicks a hot wick onto their trousers. Lamp Post (40)Props her…
Every hat in the manor is in her care. She has a very fine lost-hat tray. Rosamund Hatstand takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hat StandWatches every hat in the hall, standing still. Hat Rack (60)Racks up a…
She rings the bell and a tray appears. The Krumplethorns wonder how. Rowena Bellhop takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bell DashRings the bell and gets a tray there first. Gong Clang (60)Clangs the service bell in their ear….
Four wheels, one hundred locks. She rolls through them all without a sound. Seraphina Keycart takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Four-Wheel KeysRolls through every locked door in the manor. Cart Charge (60)Charges the key cart into their…
She hovers above the hedge at night. The Krumplethorns think it’s a moth. Seraphine Dragonfly takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dragonfly WingHovers her lantern over a wide lawn. Wing Whirr (60)Whirrs her wings and blows their papers…
He writes every message in steam. The Krumplethorns can’t read his hand. Thaddeus Pourquill takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quill PourWrites a note in the tea ring on every saucer. Steam Writ (30)Writes a stinging line in…
She pours a perfect arc from three feet. The Krumplethorns never get any. Valentina Pourspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spout SpinHer spout spins faster than any wheel. Spout Whip (40)Whips the spout across their cheek. Cup…