She examined the Krumplethorn claim for an hour. She denied it in a second. Agatha Lensbury takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dark Lens ExamTwo dark lenses. No visible mercy. Goggle Grill (40)Grills them through dark…
He rules from the tower. He can see the hedge from there. And the bribe. Alistair Lampwhistle takes the field as a Chief Justice, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Lamp of LawLights the loophole nobody else found. Lantern Exhibit (70)Shows the…
The clock on his head runs exactly as late as the Schittsnauds need it to. Ambrose Clockwrit takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Per-Second BillingCharges the Krumplethorns by the minute. Time Barred (60)Claim expired one second…
Her transcript is accurate. It’s just not of this hearing. Annabel Freckwire takes the field as a Recorder, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Every Word DownTypes every word. Edits the good ones out. Cheek Gear Crank (30)Cranks the transcript in her…
He runs four hearings at once. The hedge has lost all four. Archibald Cymbalton takes the field as a Grand Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hanging CourtsRuns four hearings from one stand. Cymbal Crash (70)Crashes the brass discs together. Birdcage…
The posters are up. Both families stapled theirs to the same hedge. Augusta Brimwhistle takes the field as a Sheriff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wanted NoticePosts their faces on the hedge itself. Collar Arrest (40)Grabs them by the mesh collar….
His opening statement started in March. He is still opening. Augustin Ramsquill takes the field as an Advocate, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiral ArgumentEach point loops back to the first. Ramrod Rebuttal (60)Butts the opposing brief off the table. Coiled…
He has said nothing in court for eleven years. He still wins. Augustus Bandcroft takes the field as a Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banded SilenceBrass wraps the eyes. The mouth stays shut. Hoop Hold (40)Holds the defendant in a…
Court started at nine. By her clock it’s still eight fifty-nine. Aurelia Hornclock takes the field as a Timer, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 075/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bent TimeHer clock runs whichever way she leans. Spiral Horn Call (50)Blows the horn to end the…
She escorts the Krumplethorns out. She escorts them out quickly. Aurora Swoopley takes the field as an Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 102/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Backswept HoldHair, wire and patience, all swept back. Shoulder Shove (40)Shoulders them toward the exit. Wind Swept Writ…
He sees every hedge in the borough. He only fines the Krumplethorns. Barnabas Grimlens takes the field as a High Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Compound VisionWatches every hedge on the street at once. Bug-Eyed Glare (70)Stares until they withdraw…
He has never lost a case. He has also never removed the goggles. Barnaby Pipewrit takes the field as a Notary, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sworn SmokeTestimony delivered entirely in pipe smoke. Mustache Motion (40)Files a motion through the whiskers….
He finds a flaw on every page. He brings the flaws with him. Bartholomew Visorne takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shaded ReviewReads every page with the lights off. Red Lens Flag (40)Flags every Krumplethorn form…
She is not asleep. She is reviewing sealed records with her eyes closed. Beatrix Orbwhistle takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sealed EyesEyes closed. Records sealed. Lens Stare-Down (40)Stares down the claimant with one lens. Mesh…
He’s read the sealed records. He just smiles at the fence. Benedict Glassbrow takes the field as a Grand Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Third Eye SealSees sealed records. Unseals none. Brow Gear Grind (70)Grinds their motion into brass dust….
He reviews the Krumplethorn hedge in a full respirator. He says it’s policy. Bertram Ventshaw takes the field as a Hazmat Judge, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sealed RespiratorBreathes only filtered evidence. Canister Crush (70)Crushes the claim between two canisters. Forehead…