The eye on the tower has watched the hedge since it was a twig. Cassandra Dialgaze takes the field as a Seer, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Sweep Hand StareWatches the hedge every second of every hour. Clock Hand Lance…
Strike that. Strike that too. Strike the whole hedge from the record. Cassius Redlens takes the field as a Censor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Struck RecordDeletes whatever the Krumplethorns said. Red Light Ruling (60)Stops the hearing at the red lens….
Truly impartial. She has never seen the hedge in question. Celestine Meshgrave takes the field as an Arbiter, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 008/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mesh BlindfoldCan’t see either side. Rules anyway. Gridlocked Docket (40)Schedules the hearing for next decade. Wire Witness (30)Swears…
She’s wound so tight the Krumplethorns can hear her ticking. Celia Swirlbody takes the field as a Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 092/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: OverwoundWinds tighter with every delay. Swirl Stall (40)Spins the hearing into next week. Pedestal Pause (30)Pauses the case…
She fanned the feud to keep it cool. It caught fire anyway. Clementine Fanworth takes the field as a Mediator, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan HearingFans cool both parties. Neither calms down. Wing Fan Waft (50)Waves the complaint off the…
Juror twelve has questions. Juror twelve has had questions for six years. Cordelia Swirlpenny takes the field as a Juror, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: UndecidedCan’t decide. Bills both sides for it. Ribbon Recusal (30)Wraps herself right out of the case….
His survey moved the property line. It moved again when he was paid. Cornelius Gridsby takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Plotted LinesSurveys every boundary in wireframe. Survey Stake (40)Moves the property line three inches. Ring…
Its final clause has no end. Lawyers are still reading it. Corvina Spiralbeak takes the field as a Scrivener, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Quill PointWrites every clause with its own beak. Nautilus Clause (60)The fine print spirals inward forever. Beak…
She voted for the Schittsnauds. Nobody can prove it. Daphne Shadowband takes the field as a Juror, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hidden VerdictNobody can see her eyes. Or her vote. Silver Binding (30)Wraps the case in silver wire. Goggle Gaze…
She stands between both families. Mostly on one foot. Delacroix Fanspindle takes the field as an Envoy, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twin FansOne fan per family. Both blow cold. Fan Gust Filing (50)Blows the filing across the street. Spindle Stand…
She filed the hedge appeal under ‘Butterflies.’ It took six months to find. Delphine Mothquill takes the field as a Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Flutter FilingFiles land somewhere. Nobody knows where. Claim Clipper (40)Clips their claim before it flies….
He mediated the hedge dispute. Now there are two hedges and two feuds. Desmond Halfmark takes the field as a Mediator, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Half RulingEach side wins half. Both sides lose. Gear Gavel (50)Brings the cog down on…
Twenty-three citations. The hedge has more paperwork than leaves. Dorian Finchgate takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear GazeOne gear eye. Never blinks or forgets. Cog Citation (40)Writes them up for a crooked branch. Fin Fine…
His assessment of the hedge: overpriced. His fee: also overpriced. Esmond Bowshell takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loop MaskLoops cover the eyes. The bill is clear. Gear Brow Bill (40)Itemizes each tooth of the gear….
She’s stacked every complaint since 1974. The hedge ones are on top. Eudora Coilstack takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 073/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stacked RingsEach coil holds one decade of grudges. Coil Cascade (30)Drops a spring of pending filings….
Hearings happen at midnight. The Krumplethorns keep sleeping through them. Evangeline Crescentine takes the field as a Lunar Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 085/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Crescent SealRules only under a full moon. Moon Spire (70)Drops the crescent on their motion. Spiral Rail…