This is Adelmo Halfshade. He’s half on each side of the hedge. Literally. He lives on the line. Adelmo Halfshade takes the field as a Two-Timer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 110/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Split LoyaltyHalf copper, half teal. Whole schemer. Split Charge (60)Charges both sides…
This is Amorette Twinkiss. Two Krumplethorns, one kiss, every Schittsnaud picnic. Never invited. Amorette Twinkiss takes the field as a Pair, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 054/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Stolen KissTwo faces, one kiss. The Schittsnauds blush. Smooch Charge (70)Charges in kissing. Nobody can look….
This is Arturo Twinfan. He’s driven every Krumplethorn getaway. Never caught. Never fast, either. Arturo Twinfan takes the field as a Wheelman, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 050/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: GetawayEngine running. Always. Getaway Ride (50)Drives the getaway bike from the raid. Fan Lift (40)Lifts the…
This is Barrett Widewheel. His hot rod is the loudest thing on the estate. He only drives it past them. Barrett Widewheel takes the field as a Tuner, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 107/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big EngineSounds like thunder. Moves like a snail. Rumble (50)Rumbles…
This is Bastion Eyeglass. He bought a monocle to annoy the Schittsnauds. It worked. Bastion Eyeglass takes the field as an Upstart, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 091/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Borrowed AirsWears a monocle. Not the manners. Sniff Back (30)Sniffs at the Schittsnauds first. Wheel Strut…
This is Batrice Meshwing. She only raids after dark. The Schittsnauds have started sleeping in the stable. Batrice Meshwing takes the field as a Night Rider, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 052/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bat HoodHood up. Wings out. Dusk raids only. Dusk Raid (60)Raids the…
This is Benji Quickpedal. He carries Krumplethorn messages. He reads them aloud at the hedge. Benji Quickpedal takes the field as a Runner, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 042/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quick PedalPedals faster than the gossip. Message Run (40)Runs a message past the Schittsnaud gate….
This is Benno Needlesnout. He’s punctured every Schittsnaud tyre on the estate. Twice. Benno Needlesnout takes the field as a Jouster, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 036/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: PinprickPokes holes in every Schittsnaud plan. Tyre Prick (60)Pricks every Schittsnaud tyre in one pass. Pin Wheel…
This is Bettina Rocketbead. She drag-races down the Schittsnaud drive. Their cars are always parked. Bettina Rocketbead takes the field as a Drag Racer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 008/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rocket ConeBuilt for one thing. Going. Launch (40)Launches off the line before the flag….
This is Bianca Backtoback. She sees both sides of the hedge at once. Only one side gets the report. Bianca Backtoback takes the field as a Spies, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 088/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Back to BackWatches both sides of the hedge at once….
This is Bina Chestface. Whenever the Schittsnauds catch her, the other face did it. Bina Chestface takes the field as a Decoy, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 028/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spare FaceA second face on the chest. For alibis. Alibi (30)Points to the other face. It…
This is Boris Scowlwheel. He hasn’t smiled since the hedge went up. The Schittsnauds blame themselves. Boris Scowlwheel takes the field as a Grouch, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 078/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Permanent ScowlScowls so hard the hedge wilts. Glower Down (40)Scowls at the Schittsnaud porch….
This is Brigida Jousterly. She’s charged the Schittsnaud hedge with a lance every Sunday since spring. Brigida Jousterly takes the field as a Lancer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 011/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lance DownLance down. Wheels spinning. No plan. Hedge Tilt (50)Tilts at the hedge with…
This is Brisa Swiftfin. She’s always gone before the Schittsnauds look up. They just see dust. Brisa Swiftfin takes the field as a Swift, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 116/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: TailwindRides the tailwind. Leaves them in the dust. Dust Trail (40)Leaves a dust trail…
This is Carmella Checkball. She’s won every croquet match against the Schittsnauds. Nobody checks. Carmella Checkball takes the field as a Cheat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 081/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loaded BallsPlays croquet with weighted balls. Croquet Whack (40)Whacks their ball into the pond. Ball Swap…
This is Cassian Whiskerblade. He runs every raid like a circus. The Schittsnauds keep buying tickets. Cassian Whiskerblade takes the field as a Ringmaster, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 041/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Whisker FanFans the whiskers. Every Krumplethorn charges. Grand Parade (60)Parades every Krumplethorn past their…