Her bicycle is tiny. Her briefs are long. Her vengeance is also tiny, but exact. Adelaide Cyclopride takes the field as a Cycle Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brief Bicycle BriefingBriefs the plaintiff on a bicycle. Briefly. Cycle Scout Dash (30)Dashes by…
His map has seventeen steps. Step one is always the hedge. Alaric Strategemoor takes the field as a Strategy Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plan Before PlanPlans the plan before the plan. Strategem Strike (50)Strikes exactly where the map says. Map Fold…
He drills the lawn every dawn. The hedge has yet to salute. Aldous Brasswhistle takes the field as a Whistle Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parade Ground RulesDrills the lawn into formation daily. Brass Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with a brass note….
His pavilion is on a rock. His rock is on a mirror. His point is lost. Alphonse Pavilionfell takes the field as a Pavilion Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 109/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pavilion PointMakes a point from the pavilion. Pavilion Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff from…
He peers through a narrow slit at a very large hedge. Ambrose Embrasure takes the field as an Embrasure Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slit Window WisdomPeers through slits. Judges at length. Slit Slash (50)Slashes the plaintiff through a slit. Arrow Poke…
Her salvos arrive precisely on time and entirely uninvited. Anastasia Salvowright takes the field as a Salvo Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Salvo SalutationGreets visitors with a salvo. Salvo Burst (50)Bursts a salvo of tiny brass bells. Greeting Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff…
She delivers writs by bicycle. The Krumplethorns have a letterbox. It is sealed. Annabel Bicyclepost takes the field as a Post Cyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Post HasteDelivers the post. Sometimes bad news. Post Haste Dash (50)Dashes through the plaintiff with the…
Her light infantry arrives on tiptoe. Her complaint arrives by heavy lorry. Annelise Lightfootman takes the field as a Light Infantry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Light Footed FuryLight of foot, heavy of grudge. Tiptoe Stab (50)Stabs the plaintiff on tiptoe. Dainty Kick…
His wheel is a spiral. His plan is a spiral. His grudge is a spiral too. Archibald Spiralhub takes the field as a Spiral Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Spiral StrategySpirals the plan until nobody remembers it. Spiral Hub Crush (90)Crushes…
He fires one cannon a day, at dawn, at the hedge. Augustin Cannonade takes the field as a Cannonade Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Loud OpinionsEvery opinion arrives with a cannon. Cannonade Burst (60)Bursts a polite cannonade at the plaintiff. Echo Slam…
He sees the hedge from the high watch. He complains about its altitude. Augustus Lookoutwell takes the field as a Lookout Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Watch WhineWhines from the high watch. Lookout Strike (30)Strikes from the highest tower. Glass Pane…
He guards a very large hall with no valuables in it. Barnabas Garrisonhall takes the field as a Garrison Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hall DutyGuards the hall. The hall guards nothing. Hall Hammering (40)Slams the plaintiff down the hall. Garrison Roll…
His bicycle wheel is the largest on the lawn, a mild tactical error. Barnaby Ordnancewick takes the field as an Ordnance Seer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Careful ReconnaissanceScouts the lawn twice, then complains. Spoke Volley (50)Volleys loose spokes at the plaintiff. Pearl…
Her sidecar contains reports. The reports contain nothing. It is a clean system. Barnaby Sidecarnage takes the field as a Sidecar Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sidecar SpiesSpies from the sidecar. Reports to nobody. Sidecar Slam (60)Slams a sidecar into the plaintiff….
His butterfly wings are decorative. His commands are not. Bartholomew Butterfield takes the field as a Butterfly Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing CommandCommands wings. Disperses moths. Wing Beat Barrage (30)Beats the plaintiff with golden wings. Windmill Spin (40)Spins the plaintiff on…
Her sphere holds a city. Her opinion holds a siege. Beatrice Spheredome takes the field as a Sphere Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sphere of InfluenceHer sphere of influence is exactly one sphere. Sphere Shove (50)Shoves the plaintiff with a glass sphere….