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  • Adelaide Cyclopride to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Adelaide Cyclopride

    Adelaide Cyclopride

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    Her bicycle is tiny. Her briefs are long. Her vengeance is also tiny, but exact. Adelaide Cyclopride takes the field as a Cycle Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brief Bicycle BriefingBriefs the plaintiff on a bicycle. Briefly. Cycle Scout Dash (30)Dashes by…

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    Alaric Strategemoor

    Alaric Strategemoor

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    His map has seventeen steps. Step one is always the hedge. Alaric Strategemoor takes the field as a Strategy Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plan Before PlanPlans the plan before the plan. Strategem Strike (50)Strikes exactly where the map says. Map Fold…

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    Aldous Brasswhistle

    Aldous Brasswhistle

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    He drills the lawn every dawn. The hedge has yet to salute. Aldous Brasswhistle takes the field as a Whistle Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parade Ground RulesDrills the lawn into formation daily. Brass Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with a brass note….

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    Alphonse Pavilionfell

    Alphonse Pavilionfell

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    His pavilion is on a rock. His rock is on a mirror. His point is lost. Alphonse Pavilionfell takes the field as a Pavilion Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 109/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pavilion PointMakes a point from the pavilion. Pavilion Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff from…

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    Ambrose Embrasure

    Ambrose Embrasure

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    He peers through a narrow slit at a very large hedge. Ambrose Embrasure takes the field as an Embrasure Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slit Window WisdomPeers through slits. Judges at length. Slit Slash (50)Slashes the plaintiff through a slit. Arrow Poke…

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    Anastasia Salvowright

    Anastasia Salvowright

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    Her salvos arrive precisely on time and entirely uninvited. Anastasia Salvowright takes the field as a Salvo Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Salvo SalutationGreets visitors with a salvo. Salvo Burst (50)Bursts a salvo of tiny brass bells. Greeting Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff…

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    Annabel Bicyclepost

    Annabel Bicyclepost

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    She delivers writs by bicycle. The Krumplethorns have a letterbox. It is sealed. Annabel Bicyclepost takes the field as a Post Cyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Post HasteDelivers the post. Sometimes bad news. Post Haste Dash (50)Dashes through the plaintiff with the…

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    Annelise Lightfootman

    Annelise Lightfootman

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    Her light infantry arrives on tiptoe. Her complaint arrives by heavy lorry. Annelise Lightfootman takes the field as a Light Infantry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Light Footed FuryLight of foot, heavy of grudge. Tiptoe Stab (50)Stabs the plaintiff on tiptoe. Dainty Kick…

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    Archibald Spiralhub

    Archibald Spiralhub

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    His wheel is a spiral. His plan is a spiral. His grudge is a spiral too. Archibald Spiralhub takes the field as a Spiral Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Spiral StrategySpirals the plan until nobody remembers it. Spiral Hub Crush (90)Crushes…

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    Augustin Cannonade

    Augustin Cannonade

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    He fires one cannon a day, at dawn, at the hedge. Augustin Cannonade takes the field as a Cannonade Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Loud OpinionsEvery opinion arrives with a cannon. Cannonade Burst (60)Bursts a polite cannonade at the plaintiff. Echo Slam…

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    Augustus Lookoutwell

    Augustus Lookoutwell

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    He sees the hedge from the high watch. He complains about its altitude. Augustus Lookoutwell takes the field as a Lookout Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Watch WhineWhines from the high watch. Lookout Strike (30)Strikes from the highest tower. Glass Pane…

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    Barnabas Garrisonhall

    Barnabas Garrisonhall

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    He guards a very large hall with no valuables in it. Barnabas Garrisonhall takes the field as a Garrison Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hall DutyGuards the hall. The hall guards nothing. Hall Hammering (40)Slams the plaintiff down the hall. Garrison Roll…

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    Barnaby Ordnancewick

    Barnaby Ordnancewick

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    His bicycle wheel is the largest on the lawn, a mild tactical error. Barnaby Ordnancewick takes the field as an Ordnance Seer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Careful ReconnaissanceScouts the lawn twice, then complains. Spoke Volley (50)Volleys loose spokes at the plaintiff. Pearl…

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    Barnaby Sidecarnage

    Barnaby Sidecarnage

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    Her sidecar contains reports. The reports contain nothing. It is a clean system. Barnaby Sidecarnage takes the field as a Sidecar Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sidecar SpiesSpies from the sidecar. Reports to nobody. Sidecar Slam (60)Slams a sidecar into the plaintiff….

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    Bartholomew Butterfield

    Bartholomew Butterfield

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    His butterfly wings are decorative. His commands are not. Bartholomew Butterfield takes the field as a Butterfly Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing CommandCommands wings. Disperses moths. Wing Beat Barrage (30)Beats the plaintiff with golden wings. Windmill Spin (40)Spins the plaintiff on…

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    Beatrice Spheredome

    Beatrice Spheredome

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    Her sphere holds a city. Her opinion holds a siege. Beatrice Spheredome takes the field as a Sphere Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sphere of InfluenceHer sphere of influence is exactly one sphere. Sphere Shove (50)Shoves the plaintiff with a glass sphere….

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