She wraps arguments in quilts. The quilts are made of lead. Ophelia Counterpane takes the field as a Counterpane Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Counterpane CalmCalmly tucks the plaintiff in. Tightly. Counterpane Smother (50)Smothers the plaintiff in a quilted wrap. Glass Cube…
Her barracks are glass. She sees through every excuse in the building. Penelope Glassbarracks takes the field as a Barracks Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barracks BragBrags about the barracks. They are glass. Barracks Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff beneath a glass wing….
His flag is huge. So is the pole. So is the grievance. Percival Standardbearer takes the field as a Standard Bearer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Colours FlyingFlies the colours. Krumplethorns lower theirs. Standard Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner. Pole…
He commands a skiff on dry land. The skiff has never been consulted. Peregrine Skiffwright takes the field as a Skiff Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skiff SlouchSlouches over the skiff. Still wins. Skiff Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a skiff prow….
Her war has a grid. Her grid has a hedge. Her hedge has no idea. Persephone Gridsquare takes the field as a Grid Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid WarfareWages war on the grid. Wins. Gridiron Smash (40)Slams the plaintiff into a…
Her garrison is made of glass. It has been well worth the stone throwing. Philippa Glassgarrison takes the field as a Garrison Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garrison GloatGloats from within the glass garrison. Garrison Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against the garrison…
She rides a motorbike with a lance. The hedge is not a knight. Philomena Lancehub takes the field as a Lance Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lance LectureLectures with a lance in hand. Long Lance Lunge (60)Thrusts a long lance at the…
She holds her parapet with excellent posture and no apparent purpose. Phoebe Parapetmore takes the field as a Parapet Sentry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parapet PostureStands tall. Falls rarely. Parapet Tumble (40)Drops a small parapet on the plaintiff. Posture Check (50)Checks the…
His arsenal is neatly catalogued. The catalogue is slightly on fire. Quentin Arsenalby takes the field as an Arsenal Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Arsenal AuditAudits the arsenal. Misses the arsenal. Arsenal Toss (40)Tosses a small arsenal at the plaintiff. Frame Crash…
His wheel stands vertical, as an act of defiance. Possibly gravity. Reginald Spokefront takes the field as a Front Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Front Spoke DeploymentDeploys spokes across the front line. Spoke Fan Burst (50)Bursts a fan of spokes at the…
Her towers lean towards the Krumplethorns, politely, then a little further. Rhiannon Skyscrapel takes the field as a Tower Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 110/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower TalkTalks down at the plaintiff from a tower. Skyscraper Slam (30)Slams a glass skyscraper at the plaintiff….
His spyglass is long. His grudge is longer. His reach is longest. Roderick Spyglassby takes the field as a Spyglass Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spyglass SmugnessSees the plaintiff coming. Looks smug. Spyglass Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a spyglass. Lens Flare…
She camps on the boundary line, mostly to annoy everyone. Rosalind Bivouacre takes the field as a Bivouac Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tent EtiquettePitches a tent in the plaintiff’s argument. Tent Peg Jab (30)Jabs the plaintiff with a tent peg. Canvas…
Her bulkhead has no ship. She says this is a navy issue. Rosamund Bulkheadby takes the field as a Bulkhead Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bulkhead BoreBores the plaintiff through a bulkhead. Bulkhead Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff against a bulkhead. Sea Spray…
Her fortifications are triangular. So, regrettably, is her sense of humour. Rowena Ravelinne takes the field as a Ravelin Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ravelin RageRage forms a triangle, then stabs. Ravelin Jab (50)Jabs the plaintiff with a pointed ravelin. Triangle Trap…
Two tricycles, one frame and a very serious charge against hedges. Rupert Tricyclemoor takes the field as a Cavalry Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double CavalryBrings two cavalry. Both are tricycles. Cavalry Charge (90)Charges the plaintiff on twin tricycles. Squeaky Flank…