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  • Ophelia Counterpane to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ophelia Counterpane

    Ophelia Counterpane

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    She wraps arguments in quilts. The quilts are made of lead. Ophelia Counterpane takes the field as a Counterpane Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Counterpane CalmCalmly tucks the plaintiff in. Tightly. Counterpane Smother (50)Smothers the plaintiff in a quilted wrap. Glass Cube…

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    Penelope Glassbarracks

    Penelope Glassbarracks

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    Her barracks are glass. She sees through every excuse in the building. Penelope Glassbarracks takes the field as a Barracks Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barracks BragBrags about the barracks. They are glass. Barracks Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff beneath a glass wing….

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    Percival Standardbearer

    Percival Standardbearer

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    His flag is huge. So is the pole. So is the grievance. Percival Standardbearer takes the field as a Standard Bearer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Colours FlyingFlies the colours. Krumplethorns lower theirs. Standard Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner. Pole…

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    Peregrine Skiffwright

    Peregrine Skiffwright

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    He commands a skiff on dry land. The skiff has never been consulted. Peregrine Skiffwright takes the field as a Skiff Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skiff SlouchSlouches over the skiff. Still wins. Skiff Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a skiff prow….

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    Persephone Gridsquare

    Persephone Gridsquare

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    Her war has a grid. Her grid has a hedge. Her hedge has no idea. Persephone Gridsquare takes the field as a Grid Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid WarfareWages war on the grid. Wins. Gridiron Smash (40)Slams the plaintiff into a…

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    Philippa Glassgarrison

    Philippa Glassgarrison

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    Her garrison is made of glass. It has been well worth the stone throwing. Philippa Glassgarrison takes the field as a Garrison Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garrison GloatGloats from within the glass garrison. Garrison Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against the garrison…

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    Philomena Lancehub

    Philomena Lancehub

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    She rides a motorbike with a lance. The hedge is not a knight. Philomena Lancehub takes the field as a Lance Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lance LectureLectures with a lance in hand. Long Lance Lunge (60)Thrusts a long lance at the…

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    Phoebe Parapetmore

    Phoebe Parapetmore

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    She holds her parapet with excellent posture and no apparent purpose. Phoebe Parapetmore takes the field as a Parapet Sentry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parapet PostureStands tall. Falls rarely. Parapet Tumble (40)Drops a small parapet on the plaintiff. Posture Check (50)Checks the…

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    Quentin Arsenalby

    Quentin Arsenalby

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    His arsenal is neatly catalogued. The catalogue is slightly on fire. Quentin Arsenalby takes the field as an Arsenal Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Arsenal AuditAudits the arsenal. Misses the arsenal. Arsenal Toss (40)Tosses a small arsenal at the plaintiff. Frame Crash…

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    Reginald Spokefront

    Reginald Spokefront

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    His wheel stands vertical, as an act of defiance. Possibly gravity. Reginald Spokefront takes the field as a Front Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Front Spoke DeploymentDeploys spokes across the front line. Spoke Fan Burst (50)Bursts a fan of spokes at the…

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    Rhiannon Skyscrapel

    Rhiannon Skyscrapel

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    Her towers lean towards the Krumplethorns, politely, then a little further. Rhiannon Skyscrapel takes the field as a Tower Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 110/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower TalkTalks down at the plaintiff from a tower. Skyscraper Slam (30)Slams a glass skyscraper at the plaintiff….

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    Roderick Spyglassby

    Roderick Spyglassby

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    His spyglass is long. His grudge is longer. His reach is longest. Roderick Spyglassby takes the field as a Spyglass Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spyglass SmugnessSees the plaintiff coming. Looks smug. Spyglass Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a spyglass. Lens Flare…

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    Rosalind Bivouacre

    Rosalind Bivouacre

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    She camps on the boundary line, mostly to annoy everyone. Rosalind Bivouacre takes the field as a Bivouac Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tent EtiquettePitches a tent in the plaintiff’s argument. Tent Peg Jab (30)Jabs the plaintiff with a tent peg. Canvas…

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    Rosamund Bulkheadby

    Rosamund Bulkheadby

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    Her bulkhead has no ship. She says this is a navy issue. Rosamund Bulkheadby takes the field as a Bulkhead Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bulkhead BoreBores the plaintiff through a bulkhead. Bulkhead Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff against a bulkhead. Sea Spray…

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    Rowena Ravelinne

    Rowena Ravelinne

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    Her fortifications are triangular. So, regrettably, is her sense of humour. Rowena Ravelinne takes the field as a Ravelin Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ravelin RageRage forms a triangle, then stabs. Ravelin Jab (50)Jabs the plaintiff with a pointed ravelin. Triangle Trap…

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    Rupert Tricyclemoor

    Rupert Tricyclemoor

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    Two tricycles, one frame and a very serious charge against hedges. Rupert Tricyclemoor takes the field as a Cavalry Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double CavalryBrings two cavalry. Both are tricycles. Cavalry Charge (90)Charges the plaintiff on twin tricycles. Squeaky Flank…

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