This is Adeline Gasmask. She wears a gas mask by the hedge. She says it’s the compost. Adeline Gasmask takes the field as a Mask Sweeper, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: FilterFilters out Krumplethorn smells. Filter Breath (40)Breathes clean. They choke. Broom Lunge…
This is Agnes Rakewell. She rakes every leaf to the hedge. Then the wind does the rest. Agnes Rakewell takes the field as a Raker, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rake OverRakes every leaf to one side. Leaf Pile (40)Rakes a pile onto…
This is Albrecht Fanbristle. His rake reaches over the hedge. He says it slipped. Albrecht Fanbristle takes the field as a Rake Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Boundary Long RakeRakes from across the lawn. Far Rake (40)Rakes from the far side. Visor…
This is Archibald Tallrake. He rakes from the top of the hedge. He can see their garden from there. Archibald Tallrake takes the field as a Tall Rake, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High ReachRakes from up high. High Rake (40)Rakes down from…
This is Archibald Windvane. He always knows which way the wind blows. Toward the Krumplethorns. Archibald Windvane takes the field as a Wind Vane, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Weather EyeKnows the wind before it blows. Back Gate Wind Shift (60)Shifts the wind….
This is Archie Visorbelly. He drops his visor when Krumplethorns complain. Every time. Archie Visorbelly takes the field as a Visor Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shade VisorVisor down. Won’t see a thing. Teatime Visor Down (40)Drops the visor. Ignores them. Hose…
This is Augustin Oilcan. He oils the Schittsnaud gate. The Krumplethorn gate still squeaks. Augustin Oilcan takes the field as an Oiler, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Well OiledKeeps every hinge oiled. Polite Oil Slick (50)Spreads oil on their path. Steam Hiss (40)Hisses…
This is Augustina Weathervest. She warns Schittsnauds about the rain. The Krumplethorn washing gets soaked. Augustina Weathervest takes the field as a Weather Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Porch Light ForecastKnows when rain is coming. Rain Warning (50)Warns Schittsnauds. Not the others….
This is Barnabus Dustfeather. He dusts the hedge on our side. The dust floats across. Barnabus Dustfeather takes the field as a Feather Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dust Off DusterDusts off every surface. Feather Swipe (50)Swipes dust into their eyes. Garden…
This is Barnaby Beakvisor. His visor pecks weeds. It can’t tell them from Krumplethorn tulips. Barnaby Beakvisor takes the field as a Beak Visor, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pecking VisorPecks at weeds with the visor. Visor Peck Weed (40)Pecks out weeds and…
This is Barnaby Bristlecone. He sweeps the Schittsnaud lawn twice a day. He sweeps their leaves next door. Barnaby Bristlecone takes the field as a Broom Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clean SweepSweeps everything off the lawn. Big Sweep (40)Sweeps a guest…
This is Bartholomew Fanbroom. His fan broom sweeps in arcs. Every arc ends next door. Bartholomew Fanbroom takes the field as a Fan Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spite Fan SweepSweeps with a brass fan. Fan Rake Swing (50)Swings the fan rake…
This is Basilia Facegarden. She blends into the Schittsnaud garden. The Krumplethorns walk into her. Basilia Facegarden takes the field as a Face Garden, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Garden FaceHer face is part of the garden. Garden Gaze (60)The garden face stares…
This is Basilissa Cathedraldome. She declared the Schittsnaud lawn holy ground. Krumplethorns need permission. Basilissa Cathedraldome takes the field as a Cathedral Dome, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy GroundA cathedral rides above her. Sanctify (60)Declares the lawn holy ground. Cart Run (50)Runs…
This is Bertram Screencap. His cap screen shows Schittsnaud news. Krumplethorns are always the story. Bertram Screencap takes the field as a Screen Cap, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cap ScreenHis cap shows the news. News Flash (40)Flashes the news. Bad for them….
This is Brunhilde Ironmuffle. She’s so wrapped up she can’t hear Krumplethorns. She likes it. Brunhilde Ironmuffle takes the field as a Muffled Guard, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wrapped UpMuffled up. Hears no complaints. Muffle Out (60)Muffles all their complaints. Brass Horn…