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He draws everything at ninety degrees except the Krumplethorn boundary. Aloysius Setsquare takes the field as a Square Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Right Angles OnlyEvery angle is right. Every neighbour wrong. Square Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff at ninety degrees. Ruler Rap…
His nose is a plan. His feathers are a plan. His signature is also a plan. Alphonse Cormorantine takes the field as a Feather Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Plume of PlansPlans in plumes. Draws in feathers. Plume Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff…
His plans are in perfect proportion. His enemies are not. Ambrose Proportion takes the field as a Proportion Chief, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Golden Ratio GloatGloats in golden ratio. Ratio Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff at golden ratio. Plan Stretch (40)Stretches the plaintiff…
She plans every bridge on the estate, then tolls each one. Annelise Drawbridge takes the field as a Bridge Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bridge BurningBurns bridges. Draws new ones. Drawbridge Slam (50)Slams a drawbridge at the plaintiff. Pen Poke (40)Pokes the…
She appears in four panels and the plaintiff has no idea which to fear. Arabella Fourpanel takes the field as a Panel Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four FacesFour faces. One plan. Four tempers. Panel Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a four…
His bicycle is tall, his plan is tall and his invoice is the tallest. Archibald Pennyfarth takes the field as a Farthing Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Farthing PlanPlans for a farthing. Charges for six. Farthing Roll (50)Rolls a huge wheel over…
He sits on a curved chair and strokes his beard until the hedge confesses. Archibald Pointedbeard takes the field as a Beard Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beard of AuthorityStrokes the beard. Wins the argument. Beard Slash (30)Slashes the plaintiff with a…
His desk is the size of a small lawn, with considerably fewer hedges. Augustin Deskwright takes the field as a Desk Builder, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Desk DoctrineBelieves any problem can be solved with a desk. Desk Drop (50)Drops a mahogany desk…
His beard weighs more than the plan. His grudge weighs more than both. Augustus Bearded takes the field as a Beard Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beard BallastThe beard anchors the plan. Beard Smother (30)Smothers the plaintiff in a bearded belly. Pinstripe…
He folds himself into a stool and unfolds at the hedge. Aurelio Mantisplan takes the field as a Mantis Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mantis MethodFolds into a plan and strikes. Mantis Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff with folded arms. Stool Spin…
He measures every insult to the nearest degree. Obtuse is the average. Barnabas Protracton takes the field as an Angle Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Obtuse OpponentsCalls every opponent obtuse. Protractor Slice (50)Slices the plaintiff with a protractor edge. Angle Grind (60)Grinds…
He drafts to the sound of a brass section. The Krumplethorns have been deafened. Bartholomew Brasshorn takes the field as a Horn Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Brass Section PlansPlans loudly, with brass. Brass Horn Honk (60)Blasts the plaintiff with a brass…
His hats are stacked, his plans are stacked and the odds are stacked too. Bartholomew Toppled takes the field as a Stack Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stacked DeckStacks the deck with hats. Hat Stack Drop (40)Drops a stack of hats on…
Her wheel is a gold roller on a fine brass tail. It rolls straight to trouble. Beatrice Tailwheel takes the field as a Tail Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tailwind GrudgeSails along on a tailwind of grudge. Tail Wheel Roll (60)Rolls a…
Three planners, one desk and one plan. They all disagree with it. Bertram Triptych takes the field as a Trio Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three Heads AgreeThree heads agree. Disagreeably. Triple Take (90)Takes three looks at the plaintiff. Rudely. Tri…
Two planners share one plan, one desk and one furious moustache. Cassandra Twinmoustache takes the field as a Twin Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Heads BetterTwo heads, one plan, one grudge. Moustache Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a waxed moustache. Head…
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