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Her hat is a funnel. Her nib is a spear. Her patience is neither. Marcella Nibwright takes the field as a Nib Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nib NipNips the plaintiff with a very fine nib. Nib Jab (40)Jabs the plaintiff with…
Two planners share a mass of black hair and a spectacular dislike of hedges. Marcus Twinhairs takes the field as a Twin Hair Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hair TodayHair today, plan tomorrow. Twin Hair Whip (30)Whips the plaintiff with twin quiffs….
Her studio is on wheels. The grudge, naturally, travels with it. Marguerite Drawingdesk takes the field as a Wheeled Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mobile StudioBrings the drawing office to the dispute. Desk Ram (50)Rams the plaintiff with a wheeled desk. Brass…
His fedora is brass and flies off at the smallest insult. Maximilian Fedorabrass takes the field as a Fedora Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Triple Hat TreatmentHat trick: three plans, all hat. Fedora Fling (70)Flings a brass fedora at the plaintiff. Brim…
A caricature of an architect. The Krumplethorns find this unfair on caricatures. Montague Archetype takes the field as an Archetype Chief, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Typical BehaviourBehaves exactly like his own caricature. Archetype Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a big drawing. Pin…
His fingers are huge, his pens are tiny and his grudge is somewhere between. Montgomery Brassbrute takes the field as a Brute Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heavy Handed PlanningPlans like a hammer. Draws like one too. Brute Slam (30)Slams the plaintiff…
Her model of the estate is accurate. Her model of the Krumplethorns is tiny. Octavia Scalemodel takes the field as a Model Maker, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Scale of ThingsEverything looks smaller from her scale. Model Drop (50)Drops a tiny model city…
His belly is a globe, his plan is a globe and his enemies are all flat. Octavian Roundbelly takes the field as a Round Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round of ApplauseApplauds himself. Often. Globe Belly Bounce (40)Bounces the plaintiff off a…
Her plans overhang the Krumplethorns’ side by six furlongs. Ophelia Cantilevre takes the field as a Cantilever Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hanging by a ThreadPlans hang by a thread. So does her patience. Cantilever Drop (30)Drops a cantilever on the plaintiff….
Her toy cart is the only wheeled thing on her desk, and the most useful. Ottoline Toyvehicle takes the field as a Toy Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Toy TacticsWins with toys. Loses with plans. Toy Cart Ram (50)Rams the plaintiff with…
His topper has a cane. His cane has a plan. His plan has a hedge. Penelope Toppiece takes the field as a Topper Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Topper TerrorTerrorises hedge and hatter alike. Topper Toss (50)Tosses a brass topper at the…
He shades the Krumplethorns in heavy charcoal on every plan. Percival Hatchmark takes the field as a Hatch Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cross Hatch SpiteCross hatches grievances until they are black. Hatch Slash (50)Slashes the plaintiff with fine lines. Shade Smother…
Her bifocals show two Krumplethorn hedges. She wants both removed. Philippa Bifocalise takes the field as a Bifocal Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twofold VisionSees twice the faults, in the neighbours. Lens Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy lens. Spec Smash…
Her easel has castors. Her opinions have no brakes whatsoever. Philomena Easelwick takes the field as an Easel Rider, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Easel Does ItEverything is easel when you have wheels. Easel Charge (40)Charges the plaintiff with a rolling easel. Canvas…
Her moustache covers a small desk. The Krumplethorns have never been seen near it. Philomena Moustachier takes the field as a Moustache Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moustache MistA mist of moustache covers the plan. Moustache Mist Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with…
Her belly is a globe wrapped in wire. Her plans cover the whole world. Prudence Bellyglobe takes the field as a Globe Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Globe GrudgeHer grudge is global in scale. Globe Roll Over (40)Rolls the plaintiff under a…
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