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  • Fabian Collagefield to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fabian Collagefield

    Fabian Collagefield

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    He has four faces in four panels. They agree on nothing but the hedge. Fabian Collagefield takes the field as a Collage Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four Panel PlanPlans four things at once. Finishes none. Collage Crash (40)Crashes four panels onto…

  • Fenwick Thinbrim to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fenwick Thinbrim

    Fenwick Thinbrim

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    His brim is wider than the hedge, and he is quietly proud of this. Fenwick Thinbrim takes the field as a Brim Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brim BrigadeWears a brim wider than the plan. Brim Slice (40)Slices the plaintiff with a…

  • Ferdinand Lofteye to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ferdinand Lofteye

    Ferdinand Lofteye

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    His plan is a loft. His loft is a plan. His view of the hedge is aerial. Ferdinand Lofteye takes the field as a Loft Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Loft ApproachLooks down on every plan, from a loft. Loft Drop…

  • Fitzgerald Cursivebrow to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fitzgerald Cursivebrow

    Fitzgerald Cursivebrow

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    His plans are a model of elegant handwriting and entirely illegible spite. Fitzgerald Cursivebrow takes the field as a Script Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine Script FuryFurious in fine cursive. Script Slash (40)Slashes the plaintiff with a flourish. Ink Well Dump…

  • Frederick Pointedshoe to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Frederick Pointedshoe

    Frederick Pointedshoe

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    His shoes are pointed. His hat is pointed. His plan has a point somewhere. Frederick Pointedshoe takes the field as a Shoe Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed FootworkFootwork so pointed it hurts. Shoe Spear (30)Spears the plaintiff with a pointed shoe….

  • Gaspard Windcrest to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gaspard Windcrest

    Gaspard Windcrest

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    His crest has a feather, a dial and a very strong opinion about gardeners. Gaspard Windcrest takes the field as a Crest Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind in the CrestWind goes in. Plans come out. Crest Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with…

  • Genevieve Pipeorgan to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Genevieve Pipeorgan

    Genevieve Pipeorgan

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    Her desk is a pipe organ. Her plans are loud, brass and alarmingly long. Genevieve Pipeorgan takes the field as an Organ Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Organ GrindGrinds the plaintiff in a pipe organ. Pipe Organ Roar (50)Blasts the plaintiff through…

  • Genoveva Birdbrook to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Genoveva Birdbrook

    Genoveva Birdbrook

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    Three planners, three birds and one very large aviary of grudges. Genoveva Birdbrook takes the field as an Aviary Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Aviary ArgumentArgues with the aviary. The aviary agrees. Beak Barrage (90)Barrages the plaintiff with beaks. Flock Flurry…

  • Gideon Zebracoat to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gideon Zebracoat

    Gideon Zebracoat

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    His coat is striped. His ear is huge. His grievance is also striped. Gideon Zebracoat takes the field as a Stripe Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stripe PolicyStripes are mandatory. Stripe Lash (50)Lashes the plaintiff with a pinstripe. Ear Flap Slap (60)Slaps…

  • Gregory Chequerplan to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gregory Chequerplan

    Gregory Chequerplan

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    His chair is chequered. So is his history, including three hedges. Gregory Chequerplan takes the field as a Chequer Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chequered PastEvery plan has a chequered past. Chequer Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a chequered cushion. Ship Model…

  • Gwendolyn Cornicebrook to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gwendolyn Cornicebrook

    Gwendolyn Cornicebrook

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    She plans the finest ceiling mouldings and the coldest Krumplethorn silences. Gwendolyn Cornicebrook takes the field as a Cornice Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cornice CrushCrushes ideas with ornamental plasterwork. Cornice Drop (40)Drops a plaster cornice on the plaintiff. Pencil Jab (30)Jabs…

  • Gwyneth Roundlensby to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gwyneth Roundlensby

    Gwyneth Roundlensby

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    Her cheeks are a plan. Her specs are a plan. Her sulk is a masterplan. Gwyneth Roundlensby takes the field as a Spec Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Specs AppealHer specs have more appeal than her plans. Spec Spin (40)Spins the plaintiff…

  • Heinrich Bifocalby to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Heinrich Bifocalby

    Heinrich Bifocalby

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    His specs are round, his hat is round and his temper is a perfect circle. Heinrich Bifocalby takes the field as a Bifocal Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bifocal BlusterBlusters in two focal lengths at once. Bifocal Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff between…

  • Heloise Fanmoore to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Heloise Fanmoore

    Heloise Fanmoore

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    Her fan is a plan. Her plan is a fan. Her breeze is a threat. Heloise Fanmoore takes the field as a Fan Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan FatigueFans herself. Fans the grudge. Fan Slice (40)Slices the plaintiff with a lace…

  • Henrietta Sisterhood to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Henrietta Sisterhood

    Henrietta Sisterhood

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    Her banner spells something. Nobody has yet been able to read it. Henrietta Sisterhood takes the field as a Banner Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banner HeadlineHangs a banner over every dispute. Banner Wallop Down (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner….

  • Hieronymus Handlebar to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Hieronymus Handlebar

    Hieronymus Handlebar

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    His moustache is the longest piece of plan in the house. Hieronymus Handlebar takes the field as a Handlebar Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Handlebar HooliganHooligan of the handlebar, in a very good coat. Handlebar Lash (30)Lashes the plaintiff with a moustache….

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