He has four faces in four panels. They agree on nothing but the hedge. Fabian Collagefield takes the field as a Collage Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four Panel PlanPlans four things at once. Finishes none. Collage Crash (40)Crashes four panels onto…
His brim is wider than the hedge, and he is quietly proud of this. Fenwick Thinbrim takes the field as a Brim Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brim BrigadeWears a brim wider than the plan. Brim Slice (40)Slices the plaintiff with a…
His plan is a loft. His loft is a plan. His view of the hedge is aerial. Ferdinand Lofteye takes the field as a Loft Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Loft ApproachLooks down on every plan, from a loft. Loft Drop…
His plans are a model of elegant handwriting and entirely illegible spite. Fitzgerald Cursivebrow takes the field as a Script Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine Script FuryFurious in fine cursive. Script Slash (40)Slashes the plaintiff with a flourish. Ink Well Dump…
His shoes are pointed. His hat is pointed. His plan has a point somewhere. Frederick Pointedshoe takes the field as a Shoe Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed FootworkFootwork so pointed it hurts. Shoe Spear (30)Spears the plaintiff with a pointed shoe….
His crest has a feather, a dial and a very strong opinion about gardeners. Gaspard Windcrest takes the field as a Crest Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind in the CrestWind goes in. Plans come out. Crest Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with…
Her desk is a pipe organ. Her plans are loud, brass and alarmingly long. Genevieve Pipeorgan takes the field as an Organ Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Organ GrindGrinds the plaintiff in a pipe organ. Pipe Organ Roar (50)Blasts the plaintiff through…
Three planners, three birds and one very large aviary of grudges. Genoveva Birdbrook takes the field as an Aviary Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Aviary ArgumentArgues with the aviary. The aviary agrees. Beak Barrage (90)Barrages the plaintiff with beaks. Flock Flurry…
His coat is striped. His ear is huge. His grievance is also striped. Gideon Zebracoat takes the field as a Stripe Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stripe PolicyStripes are mandatory. Stripe Lash (50)Lashes the plaintiff with a pinstripe. Ear Flap Slap (60)Slaps…
His chair is chequered. So is his history, including three hedges. Gregory Chequerplan takes the field as a Chequer Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chequered PastEvery plan has a chequered past. Chequer Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a chequered cushion. Ship Model…
She plans the finest ceiling mouldings and the coldest Krumplethorn silences. Gwendolyn Cornicebrook takes the field as a Cornice Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cornice CrushCrushes ideas with ornamental plasterwork. Cornice Drop (40)Drops a plaster cornice on the plaintiff. Pencil Jab (30)Jabs…
Her cheeks are a plan. Her specs are a plan. Her sulk is a masterplan. Gwyneth Roundlensby takes the field as a Spec Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Specs AppealHer specs have more appeal than her plans. Spec Spin (40)Spins the plaintiff…
His specs are round, his hat is round and his temper is a perfect circle. Heinrich Bifocalby takes the field as a Bifocal Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bifocal BlusterBlusters in two focal lengths at once. Bifocal Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff between…
Her fan is a plan. Her plan is a fan. Her breeze is a threat. Heloise Fanmoore takes the field as a Fan Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan FatigueFans herself. Fans the grudge. Fan Slice (40)Slices the plaintiff with a lace…
Her banner spells something. Nobody has yet been able to read it. Henrietta Sisterhood takes the field as a Banner Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banner HeadlineHangs a banner over every dispute. Banner Wallop Down (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner….
His moustache is the longest piece of plan in the house. Hieronymus Handlebar takes the field as a Handlebar Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Handlebar HooliganHooligan of the handlebar, in a very good coat. Handlebar Lash (30)Lashes the plaintiff with a moustache….