This is Alastair Wingear. He’s never flown. He tells the Krumplethorns he has, often. Alastair Wingear takes the field as a Pilot, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing EarOne ear is a wing. It never flies. Glide Path (40)Glides the bicycle down…
This is Aldric Sidewise. He’s only ever seen sideways. The Krumplethorns have never seen his face. Aldric Sidewise takes the field as a Regent, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ProfileOnly ever shown in profile. The better side. Royal Decree (50)Decrees that the…
This is Ambrosine Snailway. She gives to every cause on the estate. Except the Krumplethorn ones. Ambrosine Snailway takes the field as a Benefactor, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral FortuneHer fortune grows like a shell. Slowly. Charity Gala (40)Throws a gala….
This is Anastasia Hornear. She sings scales at the hedge every morning. The Krumplethorns have earplugs. Anastasia Hornear takes the field as a Soprano, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gramophone EarHears music in everything. Mostly herself. High Note (50)Hits a note that…
This is Annabelle Swanbuggy. She’s the belle of every ball. The Krumplethorns hold a smaller ball. Annabelle Swanbuggy takes the field as a Belle, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Society BelleRings in the season. Rings out the riffraff. Buggy Ride (40)Rides the…
This is Augustin Propwell. He flies over the hedge every Sunday. He drops leaflets about property lines. Augustin Propwell takes the field as an Air Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Propeller NoseSpins the prop to cool his temper. Air Show (40)Buzzes…
This is Aurelia Smokeswirl. She perfumes her side of the hedge. The Krumplethorn side smells of compost. Aurelia Smokeswirl takes the field as a Perfumer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Golden PlumeTrails a cloud of scent. And smoke. Scent Trail (40)Leaves perfume…
This is Aurelio Cloudmere. He rides a tiny motorbike so he never touches Krumplethorn soil. Aurelio Cloudmere takes the field as a Viscount, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Above It AllLives in the clouds. Visits the ground. Cloud Descent (60)Descends from the…
This is Aurora Finchair. She finds the Krumplethorns too dull to look at. She looks anyway. Aurora Finchair takes the field as an Aesthete, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fin CrownThe fin is decorative. So is she. Chair Glide (30)Glides past in…
This is Barclay Domehelm. He offered to buy the Krumplethorn house. For a shilling. Barclay Domehelm takes the field as a Tycoon, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Golden HelmGold-plated thinking. Gold-plated helmet. Buyout (50)Offers to buy their house. Low. Ribbon Cut (30)Cuts…
This is Bartleby Cherubin. The youngest heir on the estate. He already has a hedge lawyer on retainer. Bartleby Cherubin takes the field as a Heir, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BabyfaceLooks innocent. Isn’t. Wail (30)Wails until the hedge is trimmed. Stilt…
This is Bartley Harewood. He hunts on the Krumplethorn side. He says the foxes are his. Bartley Harewood takes the field as a Sportsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hare EarOne ear up. Listens for the hunt. Gilded Stride (40)Strides off on…
This is Bastien Parisworth. He came back from Paris with a tower. The Krumplethorns came back with a magnet. Bastien Parisworth takes the field as a Parisian, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Paris ReturnJust back from Paris. Mentions it hourly. Drum Roll…
This is Beatrix Twinpedal. Her tandem has a seat for a suitor. It’s been empty for years. Beatrix Twinpedal takes the field as a Debutante, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coming OutDebuts every season. Still debuting. Tandem Tour (40)Tours the estate on…
This is Bellamy Masque. Nobody’s seen his real face. The Krumplethorns suspect he’s one of them. Bellamy Masque takes the field as a Ball Host, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Golden MaskWears the mask to every ball. Even his own. Masque Ball…
This is Benedetta Nosegay. She trimmed the hedge into a rude shape. Only the Krumplethorns can see it. Benedetta Nosegay takes the field as a Topiarist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: TopiaryShapes the hedge into insults. Clip Insult (40)Clips a rude shape…