This is Ludovic Pinchnose. He wears headphones near the Krumplethorns. They aren’t playing anything. Ludovic Pinchnose takes the field as a Snob, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed NosePoints the nose at anything common. Disdain Sniff (30)Sniffs at their garden furniture. Promenade…
This is Lunette Moonbright. She’s the estate’s rising star. She’s been rising since 1979. Lunette Moonbright takes the field as a Starlet, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crescent CrownWears the moon. Expects applause. Night Cycle (40)Cycles past their house after dark. Starlet…
This is Lysander Moonwell. He’s never seen a morning. The Krumplethorns mow at dawn to spite him. Lysander Moonwell takes the field as a Baronet, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night OwlRides by moonlight. Sleeps through mornings. Moon Ride (50)Rides the crescent…
This is Marcellus Nosewell. He negotiates the hedge treaty every year. It always favours his side. Marcellus Nosewell takes the field as an Ambassador, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Diplomatic NoseSticks the nose into every border dispute. Envoy (40)Sends a note through…
This is Marisol Shellgrave. The family fortune is in her shell. The Krumplethorns keep asking for a loan. Marisol Shellgrave takes the field as a Treasurer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral VaultKeeps the family fortune in her shell. Coin Spiral (40)Spins…
This is Minerva Bellhood. She’s on every guest list on the estate. She crosses the Krumplethorns off. Minerva Bellhood takes the field as a Socialite, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dish BonnetPicks up gossip on both dishes. Society Pages (40)Reads their faults…
This is Mirabel Nightwing. She only goes out at night. The Krumplethorns lock the gate at dusk. Mirabel Nightwing takes the field as a Diva, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Night WingSpreads the wing. Night falls on their side. Midnight Drive…
This is Montague Gildframe. He had himself framed. The Krumplethorns asked if it was a mugshot. Montague Gildframe takes the field as an Art Patron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: MasterpieceLives inside a gilded frame. Rents nothing. Nose Up (50)Turns the long…
This is Montgomery Holderby. He made his fortune short-selling Krumplethorn shares. Montgomery Holderby takes the field as a Broker, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long HolderSmokes from a holder longer than his arm. Stock Tip (50)Gives them a stock tip. A bad…
This is Narcissa Mirrorlake. She only looks at the lake. The Krumplethorns stand behind her to ruin it. Narcissa Mirrorlake takes the field as a Beauty, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lake GazeGazes at herself in the lake. All day. Primp (30)Primps…
This is Octavian Discwell. His wheel is solid gold. He rolls it past the Krumplethorns slowly. Octavian Discwell takes the field as a Magnate, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Great DiscRolls on one giant gold disc. Polished daily. Gold Roll (50)Rolls the…
This is Ondine Streamhair. She stars in every estate play. The Krumplethorns get walk-on parts. Ondine Streamhair takes the field as an Actress, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: WindsweptHair always blowing. Even indoors. Dramatic Exit (50)Exits stage left. Through their hedge. Close…
This is Ophelia Goggleton. She designed the Schittsnaud tartan. The Krumplethorns wore it by accident. Ophelia Goggleton takes the field as a Designer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: CoutureWears the gown. The gown wears the city. Runway (50)Struts the runway along their…
This is Oriana Castlecrown. She carries the family castle on her head. The Krumplethorns can’t get in. Oriana Castlecrown takes the field as a Chatelaine, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Castle HeadWears the family castle. Never loses a key. Raise Bridge (60)Raises…
This is Oswin Dishear. He’s proposed seventeen hedge laws. All of them favour the Schittsnauds. Oswin Dishear takes the field as a Senator, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Listening PostOne ear is a satellite dish. Always on. Filibuster (50)Talks until the hedge…
This is Pemberton Paneglass. His gallery has twelve windows. Every one faces the Krumplethorns. Pemberton Paneglass takes the field as a Gallerist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Window DisplayEvery window holds a painting. Of himself. Hang Show (40)Hangs a show on their…