This is Henrietta Fanwick. She hears every Krumplethorn complaint. She keeps them in a scrapbook. Henrietta Fanwick takes the field as a Duchess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grand EarHears every insult in three counties. Fan Breeze (40)Fans their gossip right back…
This is Hildegard Coneton. Her novel is about a petty neighbour. The Krumplethorns recognised themselves. Hildegard Coneton takes the field as a Novelist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cone of SilenceWrites in silence. Publishes noisily. Memoir (50)Publishes a memoir about the hedge….
This is Horatia Shipwell. Her flagship is beached in the garden. It’s aimed at the Krumplethorns. Horatia Shipwell takes the field as an Admiral, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: FlagshipCommands one ship. On dry land. Cannonade (40)Fires the ornamental cannon at their…
This is Horatius Lookwell. He bought a telescope for the stars. It points at the Krumplethorn kitchen. Horatius Lookwell takes the field as an Observer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Telescope EyeSees the stars. And their kitchen. Star Chart (40)Charts the stars…
This is Humphrey Bigbrow. His head grew every year the feud went on. It’s quite large now. Humphrey Bigbrow takes the field as a Laird, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big HeadHead too big for any hat. Wears none. Trike Parade (30)Trikes…
This is Hyacinth Fernrock. Her rock garden is famous. Half of it was the Krumplethorn wall. Hyacinth Fernrock takes the field as a Botanist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rock GardenCollects rare stones. Mostly from next door. Fan Sweep (30)Fans the dust…
This is Hyperion Tallhelm. He’s the tallest Schittsnaud ally. Mostly helmet. Hyperion Tallhelm takes the field as a Scion, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall HelmThe helmet adds a foot. He needs it. Long Shadow (40)Casts a long shadow over their garden….
This is Iolanthe Bigeye. She sees everything that happens next door. She tells everyone else. Iolanthe Bigeye takes the field as a Gossip, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All EyesOne goggle eye sees through every curtain. Peep (50)Peeps through their curtains. Takes…
This is Isolde Curtainfall. She makes an entrance at every garden party. Krumplethorn parties included. Isolde Curtainfall takes the field as a Grand Dame, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Curtain CallSteps through the curtain. Takes a bow. Encore (60)Comes back for an…
This is Josephine Wingrove. She collects butterflies. She pinned one from the Krumplethorn garden. Josephine Wingrove takes the field as a Collector, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Butterfly NetCollects rare things. Pins them. Pin Board (40)Pins a Krumplethorn complaint to the wall….
This is Lancelot Pikewell. He knighted himself in 1981. He’s challenged every Krumplethorn to a joust. Lancelot Pikewell takes the field as a Knight, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Visor DownVisor shut. Mind shut. Joust (50)Rides at the hedge with the long…
This is Lavender Crackwell. She’s cracked but priceless. The Krumplethorns got her appraised. Lavender Crackwell takes the field as a Grandmama, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cracked PorcelainFine china. Slightly chipped. Still pricey. Penny Farthing (40)Rides the high wheel over their gate….
This is Leander Lowcycle. He’s half gold, half porcelain. The Krumplethorns ask which half talks. Leander Lowcycle takes the field as a Dandy, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Split FaceHalf gold. Half porcelain. All vanity. Long Cycle (40)Rides the low bicycle across…
This is Leonora Earshot. She hears every Krumplethorn plan before they’ve finished making it. Leonora Earshot takes the field as a Doyenne, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: EarshotAlways within earshot. Always. Overhear (40)Overhears their plans through the hedge. Nose Tap (50)Taps the…
This is Leopoldine Spireear. She prays for the Krumplethorns daily. Mostly that they’ll move. Leopoldine Spireear takes the field as an Abbess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spire EarHears the church bells first. Every time. Sermon (50)Delivers a sermon on property lines….
This is Leticia Cityborne. She owns half the city. She wants the Krumplethorn half next. Leticia Cityborne takes the field as a Mogul, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: City ChestCarries the whole skyline in her chest. Rezone (50)Rezones their garden as a…