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  • Caspian Eggworth to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Caspian Eggworth

    Caspian Eggworth

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    This is Caspian Eggworth. He’s the cleverest ally the Schittsnauds have. He’s terrified of omelettes. Caspian Eggworth takes the field as a Birder, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: EggheadBrain so big it needs a shell. Beak Peck (50)Pecks at their window. Politely….

  • Cecil Sundermere to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Cecil Sundermere

    Cecil Sundermere

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    This is Cecil Sundermere. He’s sat in the same spot since 1890. The Krumplethorns moved in last Tuesday. Cecil Sundermere takes the field as a Patron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Old MoneyNever carries cash. Never needs to. Valet Park (40)Has the…

  • Clarabel Fanshell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Clarabel Fanshell

    Clarabel Fanshell

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    This is Clarabel Fanshell. Her fan is bigger than the Krumplethorn gate. She points that out. Clarabel Fanshell takes the field as a Baroness, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grand FanFans herself with a fan the size of a door. Gale Force…

  • Clementia Clockear to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Clementia Clockear

    Clementia Clockear

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    This is Clementia Clockear. She keeps a diary of every Krumplethorn misdeed. It’s on volume nine. Clementia Clockear takes the field as a Diarist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Clock EarHer ear tells the time. Loudly. Appointment (40)Books them a meeting they’ll…

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    Corbin Stiltwalk

    Corbin Stiltwalk

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    This is Corbin Stiltwalk. He strolls past the Krumplethorns three times a day. He calls it exercise. Corbin Stiltwalk takes the field as a Flaneur, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: StrollingWalks everywhere. Slowly. Past their gate. Saunter (30)Saunters along their fence. Twice….

  • Corentin Shellhelm to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Corentin Shellhelm

    Corentin Shellhelm

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    This is Corentin Shellhelm. He reviews the Krumplethorn choir. One star. Generous. Corentin Shellhelm takes the field as a Critic, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Music CriticHates every song. Reviews them anyway. Thumbs Down (40)Gives their garden party a thumbs down. Little…

  • Cosette Mousewell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Cosette Mousewell

    Cosette Mousewell

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    This is Cosette Mousewell. She’s sweet to everyone. She saves the sour bits for the Krumplethorns. Cosette Mousewell takes the field as an Ingenue, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big EarsHears everything. Repeats some of it. Scoot Off (40)Scoots off before anyone…

  • Cosima Windowsill to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Cosima Windowsill

    Cosima Windowsill

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    This is Cosima Windowsill. She watches the Krumplethorns from her window. She writes it all down. Cosima Windowsill takes the field as a Marquise, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Window WatchSees the whole estate from her window. Long Stare (50)Stares out the…

  • Cosimo Blockhart to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Cosimo Blockhart

    Cosimo Blockhart

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    This is Cosimo Blockhart. He built half the estate. He’s billing the Krumplethorns for their half. Cosimo Blockhart takes the field as a Steel Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Steel EmpireBuilt the city. Charges rent on the clouds. Girder Swing (60)Swings…

  • Crispin Bowlhelm to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Crispin Bowlhelm

    Crispin Bowlhelm

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    This is Crispin Bowlhelm. He plays polo on the Krumplethorn lawn. Without a horse. Crispin Bowlhelm takes the field as a Polo Star, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Polo HelmetWears it everywhere. Even to church. Chukka (40)Plays a chukka across their lawn….

  • Cyprian Quietwell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Cyprian Quietwell

    Cyprian Quietwell

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    This is Cyprian Quietwell. He hasn’t left the frame since the feud began. He sends his bicycle instead. Cyprian Quietwell takes the field as a Recluse, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stay InsideHasn’t left the frame in years. Curtain Twitch (30)Twitches the…

  • Darius Spokeback to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Darius Spokeback

    Darius Spokeback

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    This is Darius Spokeback. He owns every spare wheel on the estate. The Krumplethorns walk. Darius Spokeback takes the field as a Cycle Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spare on BackCarries a spare wheel. Never shares it. Spear Charge (60)Charges with…

  • Dragomir Wingsby to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Dragomir Wingsby

    Dragomir Wingsby

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    This is Dragomir Wingsby. He’s explored every continent. He’s never been past the hedge. Dragomir Wingsby takes the field as an Explorer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dragonfly WingsWings on his helmet. Feet on the ground. Expedition (40)Leads an expedition into their…

  • Drusilla Drapewell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Drusilla Drapewell

    Drusilla Drapewell

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    This is Drusilla Drapewell. She’s outlived three Krumplethorns. She intends to outlive the rest. Drusilla Drapewell takes the field as a Dowager, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: DrapedSwathed in silk. Rolls on a throne. Silk Swirl (50)Swirls her robes over their hedge….

  • Ebenezer Spectacle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ebenezer Spectacle

    Ebenezer Spectacle

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    This is Ebenezer Spectacle. He holds the Krumplethorn mortgage. He keeps it framed in his study. Ebenezer Spectacle takes the field as a Banker, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: InterestLends to anyone. Charges everyone. Foreclose (50)Forecloses on the hedge. Brass Arm (30)Waves…

  • Edgar Smogbury to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Edgar Smogbury

    Edgar Smogbury

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    This is Edgar Smogbury. His factory chimney faces the Krumplethorns. The wind does the rest. Edgar Smogbury takes the field as a Mill Owner, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Filtered AirBreathes only purified Schittsnaud air. Smokestack (40)Blows factory smoke over the hedge….

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