This is Peregrina Plumehill. Her parties are the talk of the estate. The Krumplethorns hear about them later. Peregrina Plumehill takes the field as a Hostess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PlumageFeathers up. Guest list closed. Plume Flourish (40)Flourishes the feathers at…
This is Philbert Wrenfield. He’s top of the pecking order. The Krumplethorns are bottom. Philbert Wrenfield takes the field as a Falconer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bird BodyBuilt like a bird. Walks like a duke. Peck Order (40)Sets the pecking order….
This is Ptolemy Earwick. He’s quite deaf. He still hears every Krumplethorn mower. Ptolemy Earwick takes the field as an Antiquary, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ear TrumpetHears nothing. Insists on everything. Pardon (30)Says ‘pardon’ until they give up. Windmill Nose (40)Spins…
This is Rafferty Vroomley. His father pays for the motorbike. The Krumplethorns pay for the windows. Rafferty Vroomley takes the field as a Playboy, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fast MoneySpends fast. Rides faster. Rev Past (50)Revs past their window at midnight….
This is Regina Treadthrone. She declared herself queen of the estate. Only the Krumplethorns objected. Regina Treadthrone takes the field as a Queen, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Throne of TreadsRides a throne on treads. Never stops. Royal Advance (80)Advances the…
This is Roderick Pinnose. He reviews every Krumplethorn dinner party. From the hedge. Roderick Pinnose takes the field as a Gourmand, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine NoseSmells a bad meal from the next estate. Taste Test (40)Tastes their cooking. Spits. Dinner…
This is Rodolfo Bustwell. He commissioned his own bust. It’s bigger than the Krumplethorn house. Rodolfo Bustwell takes the field as a Count, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BustSculpted himself. Twice life size. Pedestal (40)Stands on a pedestal. Looks down. Stride Out…
This is Rosamund Ringwell. She wears a halo she bought herself. The Krumplethorns call it a hoop. Rosamund Ringwell takes the field as a Dame, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ring HaloWears a gold ring round her head. Insists. Wing Shade (40)Shades…
This is Rutherford Conehelm. He drew up battle plans for the hedge in 1974. He’s still revising them. Rutherford Conehelm takes the field as a Colonel, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Old SoldierFought in no war. Talks about all of them. Parade…
This is Sebastian Pointwell. He fences with the Krumplethorns daily. They use the hedge as a mask. Sebastian Pointwell takes the field as a Fencer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RiposteEvery insult gets a sharper reply. Fleche (40)Lunges with the nose like…
This is Seraphina Fanfold. She inherited half the estate. She’s suing for the Krumplethorn half. Seraphina Fanfold takes the field as a Heiress, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Peacock FanFans out the crest. Everyone stops. Mirror Crest (50)Reflects the castle in her…
This is Silvana Chromehill. She’s been everywhere. She’s never been inside a Krumplethorn house. Silvana Chromehill takes the field as a Jetsetter, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chrome HoodSo polished nobody looks straight at her. Chopper Pass (40)Passes them on the chopper….
This is Sterling Hummingford. Head of High Society. No Krumplethorn has ever passed his roadster. Sterling Hummingford takes the field as an Earl, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Vintage MotorDrives the oldest car on the estate. Badly. Sunday Drive (70)Takes the…
This is Swanhilda Hullwick. She glides across the lake each morning. The Krumplethorn ducks scatter. Swanhilda Hullwick takes the field as a Boater, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swan HullHalf woman, half boat. All grace. Glide In (40)Glides across the lake to…
This is Tempestine Clockwing. Every clock on the estate runs on her time. The Krumplethorns are always late. Tempestine Clockwing takes the field as a Sage, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clockwork CrownHer head is a clock. It’s always her time….
This is Thelonius Patchworth. Every part of him is a family heirloom. The child on the bike borrowed one. Thelonius Patchworth takes the field as an Inventor, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Patchwork GeniusRebuilt himself from family heirlooms. Propeller Hat (50)Flies the…