This is Ellington Tailcoat. He dresses for dinner at breakfast. The Krumplethorns eat in their pyjamas. Ellington Tailcoat takes the field as a Gentleman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: White TieDressed for dinner. Every hour of the day. Formal Ride (50)Rides the…
This is Eloise Spiralgate. She takes the long way past the Krumplethorns. Very slowly. Eloise Spiralgate takes the field as a Countess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Coiled GraceRolls in on a spiral. Never rushes. Cliff Edge (40)Rolls the bike to the…
This is Erasmus Windmere. He charges the Krumplethorns for the wind that blows onto their side. Erasmus Windmere takes the field as an Energy Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wind FarmOwns every windmill. Charges for the breeze. Turbine Spin (60)Spins every…
This is Esmeralda Bigglass. She foresaw the hedge feud. She just didn’t warn anyone. Esmeralda Bigglass takes the field as a Seer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Great EyeOne eye. Sees through walls. And hedges. Foresight (60)Predicts their next move. Wrongly. Rider…
This is Euphemia Broadcastle. She broadcasts the estate news. All of it is about the Krumplethorns. Euphemia Broadcastle takes the field as a Lady, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Framed PortraitLives in her own portrait. Receives callers. Satellite Gossip (80)Broadcasts their…
This is Euphrasia Pouthill. She’s been sulking at the Krumplethorns since 1987. It’s going well. Euphrasia Pouthill takes the field as a Matriarch, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smoke CloudLeaves in a cloud. Arrives in one too. Huff (40)Huffs until the cloud…
This is Evander Cymbalcrown. He conducts the estate orchestra. Krumplethorns get the triangle. Evander Cymbalcrown takes the field as a Maestro, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cymbal CrownWears a cymbal. Crashes it for emphasis. Crash (50)Crashes the crown cymbal at their door….
This is Fabian Chromewave. He styles every Schittsnaud. He refuses Krumplethorn appointments. Fabian Chromewave takes the field as a Stylist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chrome WaveHair set in a single chrome wave. Blow Dry (50)Blow-dries the hedge into a new shape….
This is Felicity Catcrown. She declared herself princess of the hedge. The Krumplethorns didn’t vote. Felicity Catcrown takes the field as a Princess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cat EarsTwin ears up. Nothing gets past. Royal Scoot (40)Scoots past with a royal…
This is Fitzroy Cheroot. He’s been in the gentlemen’s club since 1962. No Krumplethorn was ever a member. Fitzroy Cheroot takes the field as a Clubman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cigar LoungeNever seen without a cheroot. Or an opinion. Smoke Signal…
This is Fitzwilliam Stakeworth. He rides the boundary twice a day. He moves the stakes on the second lap. Fitzwilliam Stakeworth takes the field as a Squire, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: LandedOwns the land. Rides the trike over it. Boundary Ride…
This is Gabriel Wingbonnet. He knows every Schittsnaud secret. He’s selling the Krumplethorn ones. Gabriel Wingbonnet takes the field as a Courtier, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wing BonnetOne wing up. One opinion down. Penny Glide (40)Glides the penny-farthing past the hedge….
This is Galatea Vastface. She’s the face of the Schittsnaud gallery. The Krumplethorns can’t look away. Galatea Vastface takes the field as a Muse, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: ColossalHer face is the wall. The wall is hers. Grand Gaze (80)Gazes…
This is Gilbert Strideframe. He curates the Schittsnaud gallery. Krumplethorn portraits hang in the cellar. Gilbert Strideframe takes the field as a Curator, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Walk-OutSteps out of his frame for a walk. Gallery Walk (40)Walks the gallery past…
This is Godwin Towerford. He keeps the tower lit all night. It shines into the Krumplethorn bedroom. Godwin Towerford takes the field as a Castellan, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower BornGrew up in a tower. Never came down. Battlement (40)Leans over…
This is Gustav Cubewell. He designed the Schittsnaud wing. It shades the whole Krumplethorn house. Gustav Cubewell takes the field as an Architect, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cube CityDesigned the skyline. Signed every block. Block Drop (40)Drops a building block on…