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His hat is a fan. His cart is a church. His priorities are bricks. Alaric Wheelhaven takes the field as a Wheel Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rolling StoneHe gathers no moss. He gathers many deeds. Cart Wheel Clout (40)Clouts the hedge with…
He measured the hedge. It was shorter than his patience. Algernon Looptower takes the field as a Loop Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Closed CircuitHis plans always loop back to the start. Ring Fling (50)Hurls a steel ring over the fence. Orbit Drift…
He stands at the gate. The gate stands at him. Alistair Lookingglass takes the field as a Gate Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Open QuestionHis gate answers every question with a gate. Gate Smash Inward (70)Smashes the hedge with a swing gate. Reflected…
His hat has a roof. It also has an easement. Ambrose Visorley takes the field as a Visor Draftsman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brimmed BlueprintHis hat visor is a blueprint. Do not look up. Visor Cut (40)Cuts the hedge with a sharp visor…
Her crown is a vault. Her vault is a comment on tax. Anastasia Crownvault takes the field as a Crown Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vault of HatsShe stores sixteen hats and one dominating plan. Crown Crush (30)Crushes the hedge with a stone…
Her wheels match. Her answers do too. Both are rehearsed. Annabeth Twinspoke takes the field as a Tandem Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Matched PairTravels with a spare and a second opinion. Double Spoke (40)Rolls both wheels over the plaintiff. Reflection Rush (40)Rides…
Everything about her rolls forward except her opinion. Augusta Fanwheel takes the field as a Fan Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wheel WithinHer fan has a wheel. Her wheel has a plan. Fan Wheel Whirl (40)Whirls her fan wheel across the lawn. Wing…
Four hundred bells. Not one of them is his idea. Augustin Belltowers takes the field as a Spirewright, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Chime of AuthorityWhen he speaks the neighbors’ windows apologize. Carillon Crash (100)Rings every bell in the estate at once. Ornate…
His hat has ribs. His ribs have a tax code. Augustus Vaultbrook takes the field as a Vault Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ribbed WelcomeHe greets guests with a ribbed ceiling. Rib Vault Rush (50)Rushes through the hedge under a ribbed vault. Gate…
His doorframe is a courtroom. He is the only juror. Aurelio Doorstead takes the field as a Doorway Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Door FrameEvery door she stands in opens only inward. Archway Smash (30)Smashes the plaintiff in a door frame. Trumpet Flare…
He has not blinked since the surveyor left. Barnabus Plumbmoor takes the field as a Plumb Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dead LevelNever tilts his head. The horizon tilts for him. Level Stare (30)Stares until the hedge straightens itself. Door Frame Duck (40)Hides…
He carries the railing for a famous staircase. Nobody climbs it. Barnaby Ballastrade takes the field as a Baluster Page, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HandrailHe grips the rail and never lets go of a grudge. Baluster Swing (30)Swings a stone baluster like a…
He carries a shell on his back and the ceiling in his head. Bartholomew Bracewick takes the field as a Brace Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Support BeamNothing falls while he is holding a grudge. Strut Strike (40)Whacks a Krumplethorn with a roof…
She wears a hairpin. The hairpin wears a curve. Beatrice Hairpinton takes the field as a Hairpin Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tight CornerShe turns every argument down a narrow alley. Hairpin Jab (30)Jabs the plaintiff with a long steel pin. Cheek Curve…
Her watch is ten minutes ahead. The plaintiff is twenty behind. Beatrix Clocksong takes the field as a Time Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Stolen MinutesShe has been stealing five minutes since 1974. Minute Hand Jab (60)Pokes with a hand sharp as a…
He wears a crown of fifty spires and a frown of fifty years. Casimir Thornspire takes the field as a Thorn Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Needle CrownHis crown has fifty spires. Nobody counts them. Thorn Crown Throw (60)Throws a crown of spikes…
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