His hair is six floors tall. All of them are rented. Hieronymus Whorlstone takes the field as a Hair Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long Hair LawHis hair is the rule. His hair is the loophole. Hair Spiral Whip (70)Whips a strand like…
Her wheel is a ribcage. Her ribcage is a rotunda. Hildegard Wheelmoor takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heavy DiscShe carries the disc. It carries her grudge. Ribbed Disc Roll (30)Rolls a ribbed disc over the plaintiff. Pillar…
Her reflection is better dressed. The deed goes to the reflection. Hortense Rippleford takes the field as a Reflection Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Water TableShe never walks on land. Land walks around her. Ripple Strike (60)Sends a ripple through the plaintiff’s boots….
He drew a grid over the Krumplethorns. Now they’re numbers. Humphrey Gridholt takes the field as a Grid Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Square DealAll his deals are squares. Nobody gets a corner. Grid Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff onto a grid square. Needle…
His eye is on the hedge. The hedge is on the news. Ignatius Eyebolt takes the field as a Watcher Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All-Seeing EyeThe eye in his hat files a report on everyone. Eye Poke (70)Pokes the plaintiff with a…
Her profile is a coin. The coin is not legal tender. Imogen Discmoor takes the field as a Disc Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brass RubbingShe rubs her disc once a day for good luck. Disc Spin Clash (40)Spins the brass disc at…
She hasn’t opened the vault since the war. Which war is unclear. Isadora Vaultwhite takes the field as a Vault Madam, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Locked DownHer vault has no keyhole. It has a waiting list. Vault Door Slam (40)Slams a vault door…
Her pressure gauge reads panic. Everyone else is calm. Isolde Dialspan takes the field as a Dial Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gauge PressureShe watches the pressure rise. Others feel it. Gauge Slam (60)Slams a pressure gauge into the plaintiff. Glass Tip Prod…
He hears every conversation through the gutter. Billed monthly. Jasper Eavesmoor takes the field as an Eaves Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Drip LineHe judges every house by how it handles rain. Eaves Drop Strike (30)Drops an eave onto the plaintiff’s hat. Brass…
She entered through the arch. Everyone else uses the side door. Josephine Archmere takes the field as an Archway Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Open DoorsHer doors open only for money, and ceremonies. Horn Blast (30)Blasts a copper horn at close range. Arcade…
His hat has a chimney, a wheel and a long complaint. Lancelot Vanquarter takes the field as a Wagon Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheel ParadeHis hat parade passes the hedge gate daily. Wheel Parade Pass (70)Rolls a parade of wheels over the…
Her clock says it’s late. Her motorbike says it’s later. Lavinia Dialgarde takes the field as a Time Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clockwork WingsHer wings keep time and keep their distance. Pendulum Sweep (90)Sweeps every Krumplethorn off the porch. Moto Mirage…
He always travels in a frame. Nobody has seen what is inside. Leander Framehurst takes the field as a Frame Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Picture PerfectHis life is a frame. He refused every portrait. Frame Smash (30)Smashes a heavy frame over the…
His steeple has been politely insulting the sky for decades. Leopold Finialworth takes the field as a Spire Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pointed RemarkEvery insult comes with a lightning rod. Needle Thrust (70)Pokes the plaintiff with a pocket steeple. Bell Jar Slam…
His face is on the front. His mind is on the back. Lucian Facadeton takes the field as a Facade Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Surface CharmHe is all front. The back is an unmarked door. Facade Fling (40)Flings a stone facade across…
She walked out of the dome. It followed and billed her. Lucretia Rotundamoor takes the field as a Dome Empress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Domed VerdictHer verdict is a dome. Nobody sees its ceiling. Cathedral Dome Drop (100)Drops a cathedral dome over…