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  • Hieronymus Whorlstone to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Hieronymus Whorlstone

    Hieronymus Whorlstone

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    His hair is six floors tall. All of them are rented. Hieronymus Whorlstone takes the field as a Hair Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long Hair LawHis hair is the rule. His hair is the loophole. Hair Spiral Whip (70)Whips a strand like…

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    Hildegard Wheelmoor

    Hildegard Wheelmoor

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    Her wheel is a ribcage. Her ribcage is a rotunda. Hildegard Wheelmoor takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heavy DiscShe carries the disc. It carries her grudge. Ribbed Disc Roll (30)Rolls a ribbed disc over the plaintiff. Pillar…

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    Hortense Rippleford

    Hortense Rippleford

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    Her reflection is better dressed. The deed goes to the reflection. Hortense Rippleford takes the field as a Reflection Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Water TableShe never walks on land. Land walks around her. Ripple Strike (60)Sends a ripple through the plaintiff’s boots….

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    Humphrey Gridholt

    Humphrey Gridholt

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    He drew a grid over the Krumplethorns. Now they’re numbers. Humphrey Gridholt takes the field as a Grid Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Square DealAll his deals are squares. Nobody gets a corner. Grid Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff onto a grid square. Needle…

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    Ignatius Eyebolt

    Ignatius Eyebolt

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    His eye is on the hedge. The hedge is on the news. Ignatius Eyebolt takes the field as a Watcher Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All-Seeing EyeThe eye in his hat files a report on everyone. Eye Poke (70)Pokes the plaintiff with a…

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    Imogen Discmoor

    Imogen Discmoor

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    Her profile is a coin. The coin is not legal tender. Imogen Discmoor takes the field as a Disc Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brass RubbingShe rubs her disc once a day for good luck. Disc Spin Clash (40)Spins the brass disc at…

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    Isadora Vaultwhite

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    She hasn’t opened the vault since the war. Which war is unclear. Isadora Vaultwhite takes the field as a Vault Madam, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Locked DownHer vault has no keyhole. It has a waiting list. Vault Door Slam (40)Slams a vault door…

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    Isolde Dialspan

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    Her pressure gauge reads panic. Everyone else is calm. Isolde Dialspan takes the field as a Dial Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gauge PressureShe watches the pressure rise. Others feel it. Gauge Slam (60)Slams a pressure gauge into the plaintiff. Glass Tip Prod…

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    Jasper Eavesmoor

    Jasper Eavesmoor

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    He hears every conversation through the gutter. Billed monthly. Jasper Eavesmoor takes the field as an Eaves Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Drip LineHe judges every house by how it handles rain. Eaves Drop Strike (30)Drops an eave onto the plaintiff’s hat. Brass…

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    Josephine Archmere

    Josephine Archmere

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    She entered through the arch. Everyone else uses the side door. Josephine Archmere takes the field as an Archway Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Open DoorsHer doors open only for money, and ceremonies. Horn Blast (30)Blasts a copper horn at close range. Arcade…

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    Lancelot Vanquarter

    Lancelot Vanquarter

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    His hat has a chimney, a wheel and a long complaint. Lancelot Vanquarter takes the field as a Wagon Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheel ParadeHis hat parade passes the hedge gate daily. Wheel Parade Pass (70)Rolls a parade of wheels over the…

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    Lavinia Dialgarde

    Lavinia Dialgarde

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    Her clock says it’s late. Her motorbike says it’s later. Lavinia Dialgarde takes the field as a Time Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clockwork WingsHer wings keep time and keep their distance. Pendulum Sweep (90)Sweeps every Krumplethorn off the porch. Moto Mirage…

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    Leander Framehurst

    Leander Framehurst

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    He always travels in a frame. Nobody has seen what is inside. Leander Framehurst takes the field as a Frame Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Picture PerfectHis life is a frame. He refused every portrait. Frame Smash (30)Smashes a heavy frame over the…

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    Leopold Finialworth

    Leopold Finialworth

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    His steeple has been politely insulting the sky for decades. Leopold Finialworth takes the field as a Spire Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pointed RemarkEvery insult comes with a lightning rod. Needle Thrust (70)Pokes the plaintiff with a pocket steeple. Bell Jar Slam…

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    Lucian Facadeton

    Lucian Facadeton

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    His face is on the front. His mind is on the back. Lucian Facadeton takes the field as a Facade Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Surface CharmHe is all front. The back is an unmarked door. Facade Fling (40)Flings a stone facade across…

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    Lucretia Rotundamoor

    Lucretia Rotundamoor

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    She walked out of the dome. It followed and billed her. Lucretia Rotundamoor takes the field as a Dome Empress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Domed VerdictHer verdict is a dome. Nobody sees its ceiling. Cathedral Dome Drop (100)Drops a cathedral dome over…

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