His face is a window. The glass is for sale. Emmerich Windowstead takes the field as a Window Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Face to WindowHe gazes through the window. Sees only leases. Window Pane Pitch (50)Pitches an old pane at the plaintiff….
She greets everyone at the door. Nobody gets past it. Eugenia Portico takes the field as a Portico Madam, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grand EntranceShe arrives first. Her bill arrives earlier. Arch Bash (40)Bashes the gate with a stone arch. Doorstep Slap (50)Slams…
Every disc on his back is a decree. All are loud. Evander Gongmoor takes the field as a Rotunda Chief, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Roundtable RuleHis table is round. So is every argument. Speaker Boom (40)Booms a bass line through the hedge. Disc…
She lives in a shell the size of a ballroom. The shell insists. Evangeline Spiralhaven takes the field as a Spiral Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Nautilus CountHer shell holds forty rooms and three feuds. Shell Grind (70)Grinds a spiral shell across the…
She is her own opposite. Her opposite is the plaintiff. Evelina Mirrorwater takes the field as a Mirror Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Perfect ReflectionHer reflection bids. She does the signing. Mirror Pool Plunge (100)Plunges the plaintiff into her mirror pool. Double…
He sketches the future. Then bills the present. Ferdinand Skyfolio takes the field as a Folio Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Blueprint WingsHe folds the whole estate into a pocket plan. Folio Fold (60)Folds the plaintiff into a neat packet. Cut Corner (50)Cuts…
Her hat is a clock. The clock is a door. The door is locked. Fiona Clockfane takes the field as a Clock Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower TimeHer clock has no hands. Everyone is late. Dial Smack (50)Smacks the plaintiff with a…
His ornaments are real. His modesty is a decoy. Fitzgerald Beadspire takes the field as a Bead Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pearl CountHe counts every bead and invoices each one. Bead Barrage (40)Pelts the plaintiff with polished spheres. Pillar Press (40)Presses the…
Her hat is a mantle. Her ceiling is a hat. Florence Mantlehold takes the field as a Mantel Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass CeilingShe installed one. She calls it a feature. Mantel Drop (30)Drops a marble mantel on the plaintiff. Brooch Pin…
One lit window. One quiet guest. A great many deeds. Genevieve Solitude takes the field as a Lamp Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Lonely TowerShe lights one window and lets the rest sulk. Window Light Beam (90)Burns a beam through the plaintiff’s…
Her fan is half a ballroom. She uses it as a lectern. Georgiana Fanmoor takes the field as a Fan Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cool ReceptionShe stays cool because everyone else sweats. Fan Whirl (40)Spins a rib fan at head height. Gust…
He laid the first stone. Nobody remembers who laid the second. Gideon Cornerstone takes the field as a Foundation Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cornerstone LawHe is the first block and the last word. Cornerstone Crack (30)Cracks a cornerstone against the hedge. Gable…
She is the beam above the door. Nobody asked her down. Gwendolyn Lintelhale takes the field as a Lintel Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Door HeadShe stands above every door and every argument. Lintel Lob (40)Lobs a stone lintel at the plaintiff. Cog…
She hasn’t stopped ticking. Nobody has asked her to. Henrietta Cogsworth takes the field as a Gear Patron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: MainspringShe wound herself up once in 1962. Great Wheel Spin (40)Spins the great wheel into their shins. Spring Snap Back (60)Snaps…
She holds up the ceiling. The ceiling resents her. Henriette Corbelmoor takes the field as a Corbel Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverlapShe supports whatever stands on someone else. Corbel Crush (50)Crushes a toe under a stone corbel. Horn Hat Honk (50)Honks a…
He swung his name over the hedge. It was a heavy name. Henrik Counterspire takes the field as a Counterweight Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lift OffHe stays up by sending everyone else down. Counterweight Drop (40)Drops a counterweight on the plaintiff. Wing…