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  • Emmerich Windowstead to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Emmerich Windowstead

    Emmerich Windowstead

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    His face is a window. The glass is for sale. Emmerich Windowstead takes the field as a Window Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Face to WindowHe gazes through the window. Sees only leases. Window Pane Pitch (50)Pitches an old pane at the plaintiff….

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    Eugenia Portico

    Eugenia Portico

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    She greets everyone at the door. Nobody gets past it. Eugenia Portico takes the field as a Portico Madam, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grand EntranceShe arrives first. Her bill arrives earlier. Arch Bash (40)Bashes the gate with a stone arch. Doorstep Slap (50)Slams…

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    Evander Gongmoor

    Evander Gongmoor

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    Every disc on his back is a decree. All are loud. Evander Gongmoor takes the field as a Rotunda Chief, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Roundtable RuleHis table is round. So is every argument. Speaker Boom (40)Booms a bass line through the hedge. Disc…

  • Evangeline Spiralhaven to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Evangeline Spiralhaven

    Evangeline Spiralhaven

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    She lives in a shell the size of a ballroom. The shell insists. Evangeline Spiralhaven takes the field as a Spiral Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Nautilus CountHer shell holds forty rooms and three feuds. Shell Grind (70)Grinds a spiral shell across the…

  • Evelina Mirrorwater to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Evelina Mirrorwater

    Evelina Mirrorwater

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    She is her own opposite. Her opposite is the plaintiff. Evelina Mirrorwater takes the field as a Mirror Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Perfect ReflectionHer reflection bids. She does the signing. Mirror Pool Plunge (100)Plunges the plaintiff into her mirror pool. Double…

  • Ferdinand Skyfolio to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ferdinand Skyfolio

    Ferdinand Skyfolio

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    He sketches the future. Then bills the present. Ferdinand Skyfolio takes the field as a Folio Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Blueprint WingsHe folds the whole estate into a pocket plan. Folio Fold (60)Folds the plaintiff into a neat packet. Cut Corner (50)Cuts…

  • Fiona Clockfane to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fiona Clockfane

    Fiona Clockfane

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    Her hat is a clock. The clock is a door. The door is locked. Fiona Clockfane takes the field as a Clock Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower TimeHer clock has no hands. Everyone is late. Dial Smack (50)Smacks the plaintiff with a…

  • Fitzgerald Beadspire to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fitzgerald Beadspire

    Fitzgerald Beadspire

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    His ornaments are real. His modesty is a decoy. Fitzgerald Beadspire takes the field as a Bead Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pearl CountHe counts every bead and invoices each one. Bead Barrage (40)Pelts the plaintiff with polished spheres. Pillar Press (40)Presses the…

  • Florence Mantlehold to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Florence Mantlehold

    Florence Mantlehold

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    Her hat is a mantle. Her ceiling is a hat. Florence Mantlehold takes the field as a Mantel Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass CeilingShe installed one. She calls it a feature. Mantel Drop (30)Drops a marble mantel on the plaintiff. Brooch Pin…

  • Genevieve Solitude to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Genevieve Solitude

    Genevieve Solitude

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    One lit window. One quiet guest. A great many deeds. Genevieve Solitude takes the field as a Lamp Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Lonely TowerShe lights one window and lets the rest sulk. Window Light Beam (90)Burns a beam through the plaintiff’s…

  • Georgiana Fanmoor to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Georgiana Fanmoor

    Georgiana Fanmoor

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    Her fan is half a ballroom. She uses it as a lectern. Georgiana Fanmoor takes the field as a Fan Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cool ReceptionShe stays cool because everyone else sweats. Fan Whirl (40)Spins a rib fan at head height. Gust…

  • Gideon Cornerstone to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gideon Cornerstone

    Gideon Cornerstone

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    He laid the first stone. Nobody remembers who laid the second. Gideon Cornerstone takes the field as a Foundation Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cornerstone LawHe is the first block and the last word. Cornerstone Crack (30)Cracks a cornerstone against the hedge. Gable…

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    Gwendolyn Lintelhale

    Gwendolyn Lintelhale

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    She is the beam above the door. Nobody asked her down. Gwendolyn Lintelhale takes the field as a Lintel Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Door HeadShe stands above every door and every argument. Lintel Lob (40)Lobs a stone lintel at the plaintiff. Cog…

  • Henrietta Cogsworth to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Henrietta Cogsworth

    Henrietta Cogsworth

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    She hasn’t stopped ticking. Nobody has asked her to. Henrietta Cogsworth takes the field as a Gear Patron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: MainspringShe wound herself up once in 1962. Great Wheel Spin (40)Spins the great wheel into their shins. Spring Snap Back (60)Snaps…

  • Henriette Corbelmoor to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Henriette Corbelmoor

    Henriette Corbelmoor

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    She holds up the ceiling. The ceiling resents her. Henriette Corbelmoor takes the field as a Corbel Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverlapShe supports whatever stands on someone else. Corbel Crush (50)Crushes a toe under a stone corbel. Horn Hat Honk (50)Honks a…

  • Henrik Counterspire to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Henrik Counterspire

    Henrik Counterspire

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    He swung his name over the hedge. It was a heavy name. Henrik Counterspire takes the field as a Counterweight Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lift OffHe stays up by sending everyone else down. Counterweight Drop (40)Drops a counterweight on the plaintiff. Wing…

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