She keeps a castle in her hat. It has a moat. Cassandra Towerlace takes the field as a Tower Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garden FollyHer folly is a tower. Her folly is a verdict. Folly Fall (40)Drops a pretend turret on the…
Her face is the plan. The rest is just a footnote. Cecilia Concentrica takes the field as a Ring Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye of the PlanShe looks at you through nine floorplans. Ring Gate Slam (60)Slams a ring gate in the…
His clock is a monocle. He bills for glancing at it. Cedric Chimewell takes the field as a Chime Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hourly DuesHe charges by the hour and rings by the quarter. Stopwatch Strike (60)Hits with a pocket clock on…
She inspected the hedge and found it structurally offensive. Clementine Trusswell takes the field as a Truss Reader, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Load PathShe always knows where the weight lands. On you. Beam Drop (50)Slides a roof beam off the scaffold. Garland Throw…
His spire tapers into a point. So does his patience. Constantin Pinnacle takes the field as a Pinnacle Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp EminenceHe is the sharpest thing in the whole estate. Pinnacle Poke (50)Pokes the hedge with a sharp pinnacle. Emerald…
Her spire is a pole. Her pole is a flag. Her flag is a deed. Cordelia Orbspire takes the field as an Orb Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall TaleThe longer her spire, the taller her stories. Copper Orb Roll (30)Rolls a copper…
She turned the hourglass over. The dispute is now overdue. Cordelia Sandglasswood takes the field as a Hourglass Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Falling GrainsHer patience is exactly one hourglass long. Sandfall (50)Buries the plaintiff in measured sand. Pinch Waist (70)Squeezes the hedge…
Two thrones. One cathedral. No visitors. Cornelius Reflectorium takes the field as a Cathedral Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Mirror NaveHe built a cathedral for his reflection alone. Nave Charge (100)Charges the hedge down a mirror nave. Pinnacle Rain (90)Rains pinnacles on…
The ivy was his idea. The hedge was an accident. Cornelius Trelliston takes the field as a Trellis Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Climbing RightsWhatever climbs his frame becomes his tenant. Trellis Trap (30)Pins a Krumplethorn into a latticework. Ivy Lash (50)Lashes with…
He is round, pleasant and entirely inflexible. Cosmo Rotundane takes the field as a Rotunda Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Round Table RantHis arguments have no corners and no ends. Wheel Hat Hoist (60)Hoists the plaintiff on a wheel hat. Spiral Sneer (40)Sneers…
His hat plays itself. The lawsuit plays along. Crispin Fanquill takes the field as a Fan Herald, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brass Hat BandAlways accompanied by the sound of a lawsuit. Fanfare Fling (40)Flings a golden fan across the hedge. Spire Pierce (30)Pierces…
His gate is a flower and he is the thorn. Cuthbert Archwren takes the field as an Arch Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Door BellThe gate is a bell. He rings it for sport. Arch Spring (40)Springs from a bent arch into the…
His face is a plaque. The plaque is on the wrong building. Dagobert Foilsworth takes the field as a Foil Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quiet ProfileHis profile is in every lobby. His views aren’t. Foil Flick (40)Flicks a copper foil at the…
Her house is a chimney. Her chimney is a lawsuit. Dorothea Chimneyport takes the field as a Flue Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fireplace WitHer wit smokes. Her fires have never been lit. Flue Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a flue brush. Window…
He looked at the hedge through a clock. It was late. Edmund Dialhall takes the field as a Dial Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Face ValueHe always tells the time. Rarely the truth. Dial Stab (40)Stabs a clock hand into the lawn. Clock…
She has four pipes behind her ear and three in the feud. Eleanora Casingwick takes the field as a Casing Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Concealed PipesAll her plans are hidden in the walls. Pipe Spring (50)Springs a coiled pipe into their knee….