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  • Penelope Speakerwell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Penelope Speakerwell

    Penelope Speakerwell

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    Her speaker is a cabinet. It plays only complaints. Penelope Speakerwell takes the field as a Speaker Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loud PlanShe shouts the plan through a wooden speaker. Speaker Crash (40)Crashes a wooden speaker into the hedge. Fan Rib Slap…

  • Percival Hourgate to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Percival Hourgate

    Percival Hourgate

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    Everyone runs on his time. The Krumplethorns run late. Percival Hourgate takes the field as a Clock Tower Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Time ServedThe clock behind his head is always right. Hour Hand Hit (70)Clubs the hedge with a clock hand. Late…

  • Percy Lookoutham to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Percy Lookoutham

    Percy Lookoutham

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    He keeps one eye on the hedge and one on the bill. Percy Lookoutham takes the field as a Lookout Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Green EyeHis green eye misses nothing. Everybody blinks. Lookout Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff from a lookout. Reflection…

  • Perdita Wheelbright to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Perdita Wheelbright

    Perdita Wheelbright

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    Her wheel is the size of a barn. Her excuses are bigger. Perdita Wheelbright takes the field as a Spoke Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel of LawEvery wheel turns the way the law will not. Large Wheel Roll (50)Rolls a giant wheel…

  • Perpetua Archcrest to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Perpetua Archcrest

    Perpetua Archcrest

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    She drew their hedge into the wrong zone. It stayed there. Perpetua Archcrest takes the field as an Arch Drafter, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Frame of ReferenceEverything she sketches already bears her name. Disc Drive (40)Rolls a brass disc across the flowerbeds. Keystone…

  • Philippa Doublebeam to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Philippa Doublebeam

    Philippa Doublebeam

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    Her face is split in two. Both halves claim the deed. Philippa Doublebeam takes the field as a Beam Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Both SidesShe stands on both sides of every argument. Beam Bonk (30)Bonks the plaintiff with a flange beam. Eye…

  • Philomela Mastface to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Philomela Mastface

    Philomela Mastface

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    Her mask is her best feature. Her face is on loan. Philomela Mastface takes the field as a Mask Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two FacesShe wears one and removes the other. Mask Slam (40)Slams a cold copper mask on the plaintiff. Shell…

  • Philomena Wheelgrove to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Philomena Wheelgrove

    Philomena Wheelgrove

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    She counted every spoke in the estate. Twice. Philomena Wheelgrove takes the field as a Wheel Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spoke CountShe plans her routes by counting every spoke. Wheel Roll Flat (50)Rolls her bicycle wheel over the hedge. Brick Peck (50)Pecks…

  • Prudence Hubcap to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Prudence Hubcap

    Prudence Hubcap

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    She polishes her hubcap every day. Nobody has seen it shine. Prudence Hubcap takes the field as a Hubcap Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel of WheelsHer wheel has a wheel. Her wheel has a lawyer. Hubcap Frisbee (40)Throws a brass hubcap at…

  • Reginald Skylinemoor to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Reginald Skylinemoor

    Reginald Skylinemoor

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    His city is made of the same fan. He just stands in the way. Reginald Skylinemoor takes the field as a Skyline Keeper, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skyward OrdersWhatever he points at is now a tower. Tower Tilt (40)Tips a skyscraper toward the…

  • Reuben Belfryman to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Reuben Belfryman

    Reuben Belfryman

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    The bells ring every time he thinks. He thinks constantly. Reuben Belfryman takes the field as a Belfry Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Belfry BrimHis hat is a belfry. The bells are paid for. Belfry Bash (30)Bashes the hedge with a bell wall….

  • Rosalind Cornicewick to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Rosalind Cornicewick

    Rosalind Cornicewick

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    Her hair is crown moulding. The crown is held in escrow. Rosalind Cornicewick takes the field as a Cornice Clerk, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine MouldingHer trim is thicker than any argument. Moulding Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a plaster garland. Ledge Walk…

  • Rosamund Winglatch to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Rosamund Winglatch

    Rosamund Winglatch

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    Her wings are shutters. Her mind is boarded up too. Rosamund Winglatch takes the field as a Winged Vaulter, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hinged WelcomeHer wings open for guests. Not these ones. Shutter Slap (30)Slaps the hedge with a stone shutter. Wingbeat Slam…

  • Rosemary Motorcrest to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Rosemary Motorcrest

    Rosemary Motorcrest

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    Her wheel has a crest. The crest has a mortgage. Rosemary Motorcrest takes the field as a Motor Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel EstateShe owns the wheel, the road and right of way. Wheel Rim Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a tyre…

  • Rufus Rosewindow to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Rufus Rosewindow

    Rufus Rosewindow

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    His face is a stained pane. It has never let in light. Rufus Rosewindow takes the field as a Window Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pane TortureEveryone stares out his window. Rent applies. Rose Window Smash (50)Smashes a rose window over the plaintiff….

  • Rupert Spokeshaft to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Rupert Spokeshaft

    Rupert Spokeshaft

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    His wheel has eighteen spokes and zero scruples. Rupert Spokeshaft takes the field as a Spoke Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Round TripHe always ends where he began. A bit richer. Tire Iron Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff with a tire iron. Horn Curve…

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