Her speaker is a cabinet. It plays only complaints. Penelope Speakerwell takes the field as a Speaker Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loud PlanShe shouts the plan through a wooden speaker. Speaker Crash (40)Crashes a wooden speaker into the hedge. Fan Rib Slap…
Everyone runs on his time. The Krumplethorns run late. Percival Hourgate takes the field as a Clock Tower Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Time ServedThe clock behind his head is always right. Hour Hand Hit (70)Clubs the hedge with a clock hand. Late…
He keeps one eye on the hedge and one on the bill. Percy Lookoutham takes the field as a Lookout Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Green EyeHis green eye misses nothing. Everybody blinks. Lookout Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff from a lookout. Reflection…
Her wheel is the size of a barn. Her excuses are bigger. Perdita Wheelbright takes the field as a Spoke Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel of LawEvery wheel turns the way the law will not. Large Wheel Roll (50)Rolls a giant wheel…
She drew their hedge into the wrong zone. It stayed there. Perpetua Archcrest takes the field as an Arch Drafter, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Frame of ReferenceEverything she sketches already bears her name. Disc Drive (40)Rolls a brass disc across the flowerbeds. Keystone…
Her face is split in two. Both halves claim the deed. Philippa Doublebeam takes the field as a Beam Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Both SidesShe stands on both sides of every argument. Beam Bonk (30)Bonks the plaintiff with a flange beam. Eye…
Her mask is her best feature. Her face is on loan. Philomela Mastface takes the field as a Mask Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two FacesShe wears one and removes the other. Mask Slam (40)Slams a cold copper mask on the plaintiff. Shell…
She counted every spoke in the estate. Twice. Philomena Wheelgrove takes the field as a Wheel Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spoke CountShe plans her routes by counting every spoke. Wheel Roll Flat (50)Rolls her bicycle wheel over the hedge. Brick Peck (50)Pecks…
She polishes her hubcap every day. Nobody has seen it shine. Prudence Hubcap takes the field as a Hubcap Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel of WheelsHer wheel has a wheel. Her wheel has a lawyer. Hubcap Frisbee (40)Throws a brass hubcap at…
His city is made of the same fan. He just stands in the way. Reginald Skylinemoor takes the field as a Skyline Keeper, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skyward OrdersWhatever he points at is now a tower. Tower Tilt (40)Tips a skyscraper toward the…
The bells ring every time he thinks. He thinks constantly. Reuben Belfryman takes the field as a Belfry Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Belfry BrimHis hat is a belfry. The bells are paid for. Belfry Bash (30)Bashes the hedge with a bell wall….
Her hair is crown moulding. The crown is held in escrow. Rosalind Cornicewick takes the field as a Cornice Clerk, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine MouldingHer trim is thicker than any argument. Moulding Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a plaster garland. Ledge Walk…
Her wings are shutters. Her mind is boarded up too. Rosamund Winglatch takes the field as a Winged Vaulter, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hinged WelcomeHer wings open for guests. Not these ones. Shutter Slap (30)Slaps the hedge with a stone shutter. Wingbeat Slam…
Her wheel has a crest. The crest has a mortgage. Rosemary Motorcrest takes the field as a Motor Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel EstateShe owns the wheel, the road and right of way. Wheel Rim Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a tyre…
His face is a stained pane. It has never let in light. Rufus Rosewindow takes the field as a Window Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pane TortureEveryone stares out his window. Rent applies. Rose Window Smash (50)Smashes a rose window over the plaintiff….
His wheel has eighteen spokes and zero scruples. Rupert Spokeshaft takes the field as a Spoke Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Round TripHe always ends where he began. A bit richer. Tire Iron Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff with a tire iron. Horn Curve…