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  • Theodora Hushbell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Theodora Hushbell

    Theodora Hushbell

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    This is Theodora Hushbell. She wrote a symphony about the hedge. Movement four is just insults. Theodora Hushbell takes the field as a Composer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Private ConcertListens only to her own music. Overture (50)Plays an overture over the…

  • Theodore Sailmore to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Theodore Sailmore

    Theodore Sailmore

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    This is Theodore Sailmore. He races his sail bike round the pond. The Krumplethorns aren’t invited. Theodore Sailmore takes the field as a Yachtsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RegattaWins every race. Owns the lake. Sail Bike (40)Pedals the sail bike across…

  • Tristram Foxhollow to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Tristram Foxhollow

    Tristram Foxhollow

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    This is Tristram Foxhollow. He hunts the hedge every Saturday. The fox lives with the Krumplethorns. Tristram Foxhollow takes the field as a Huntsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tally HoBlows the horn. Chases anything. Hunt Ride (50)Rides the motorbike after the…

  • Valentina Spiremount to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Valentina Spiremount

    Valentina Spiremount

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    This is Valentina Spiremount. Her castle is taller than the Krumplethorn house. She had it measured. Valentina Spiremount takes the field as a Speedster, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Castle BornBorn in a castle. Mentions it hourly. Rocket Car (50)Fires the bullet…

  • Valerian Speedwell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Valerian Speedwell

    Valerian Speedwell

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    This is Valerian Speedwell. He drives past the Krumplethorns at four miles an hour. It’s a statement. Valerian Speedwell takes the field as a Motor Heir, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Grand PrixOwns every car. Drives them all at once. Roadster Run…

  • Vivienne Halfgilt to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Vivienne Halfgilt

    Vivienne Halfgilt

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    This is Vivienne Halfgilt. Her portrait was left half-done. The Krumplethorns can’t afford the other half. Vivienne Halfgilt takes the field as a Gallery Heir, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Half PortraitOnly half of her fits the frame. The good half. Horn…

  • Wendeline Motorcade to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Wendeline Motorcade

    Wendeline Motorcade

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    This is Wendeline Motorcade. Her tiny car has right of way everywhere. She checked with herself. Wendeline Motorcade takes the field as a Motorist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Little MotorHer car is tiny. Her ego isn’t. Parp (30)Toots the little car…

  • Wilfred Buggyworth to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Wilfred Buggyworth

    Wilfred Buggyworth

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    This is Wilfred Buggyworth. He’s driven past the Krumplethorns daily for forty years. Never once waved. Wilfred Buggyworth takes the field as an Esquire, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Carriage BornNever walked a step. Never will. Buggy Lap (40)Laps the estate in…

  • Wilhelm Wingwheel to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Wilhelm Wingwheel

    Wilhelm Wingwheel

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    This is Wilhelm Wingwheel. He swears his winged bicycle will clear the hedge one day. Wilhelm Wingwheel takes the field as a Pioneer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Winged WheelFitted wings to his bicycle. Awaiting lift. Takeoff (60)Pedals hard at the hedge….

  • Winthrop Quarrymore to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Winthrop Quarrymore

    Winthrop Quarrymore

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    This is Winthrop Quarrymore. He owns the land under the Krumplethorn house. He reminds them monthly. Winthrop Quarrymore takes the field as a Landlord, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stone FaceBuilt like a quarry. Rents like one. Rent Hike (50)Raises the rent…

  • Wolcott Twindish to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Wolcott Twindish

    Wolcott Twindish

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    This is Wolcott Twindish. He reads the estate news. Krumplethorn stories go after the weather. Wolcott Twindish takes the field as a Newsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Twin DishesTwo ears. Two dishes. Twice the gossip. Bulletin (40)Reads a bulletin about their…

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