This is Theodora Hushbell. She wrote a symphony about the hedge. Movement four is just insults. Theodora Hushbell takes the field as a Composer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Private ConcertListens only to her own music. Overture (50)Plays an overture over the…
This is Theodore Sailmore. He races his sail bike round the pond. The Krumplethorns aren’t invited. Theodore Sailmore takes the field as a Yachtsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RegattaWins every race. Owns the lake. Sail Bike (40)Pedals the sail bike across…
This is Tristram Foxhollow. He hunts the hedge every Saturday. The fox lives with the Krumplethorns. Tristram Foxhollow takes the field as a Huntsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tally HoBlows the horn. Chases anything. Hunt Ride (50)Rides the motorbike after the…
This is Valentina Spiremount. Her castle is taller than the Krumplethorn house. She had it measured. Valentina Spiremount takes the field as a Speedster, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Castle BornBorn in a castle. Mentions it hourly. Rocket Car (50)Fires the bullet…
This is Valerian Speedwell. He drives past the Krumplethorns at four miles an hour. It’s a statement. Valerian Speedwell takes the field as a Motor Heir, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Grand PrixOwns every car. Drives them all at once. Roadster Run…
This is Vivienne Halfgilt. Her portrait was left half-done. The Krumplethorns can’t afford the other half. Vivienne Halfgilt takes the field as a Gallery Heir, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Half PortraitOnly half of her fits the frame. The good half. Horn…
This is Wendeline Motorcade. Her tiny car has right of way everywhere. She checked with herself. Wendeline Motorcade takes the field as a Motorist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Little MotorHer car is tiny. Her ego isn’t. Parp (30)Toots the little car…
This is Wilfred Buggyworth. He’s driven past the Krumplethorns daily for forty years. Never once waved. Wilfred Buggyworth takes the field as an Esquire, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Carriage BornNever walked a step. Never will. Buggy Lap (40)Laps the estate in…
This is Wilhelm Wingwheel. He swears his winged bicycle will clear the hedge one day. Wilhelm Wingwheel takes the field as a Pioneer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Winged WheelFitted wings to his bicycle. Awaiting lift. Takeoff (60)Pedals hard at the hedge….
This is Winthrop Quarrymore. He owns the land under the Krumplethorn house. He reminds them monthly. Winthrop Quarrymore takes the field as a Landlord, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stone FaceBuilt like a quarry. Rents like one. Rent Hike (50)Raises the rent…
This is Wolcott Twindish. He reads the estate news. Krumplethorn stories go after the weather. Wolcott Twindish takes the field as a Newsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Twin DishesTwo ears. Two dishes. Twice the gossip. Bulletin (40)Reads a bulletin about their…