He drafts on a bicycle. He has never completed a draft, or a circuit. Humphrey Tricycleton takes the field as a Cycle Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pedal DraftDrafts while pedalling. Reviews while falling. Pedal Plunge (70)Drives a pedal into the plaintiff….
His opinions are perfectly plumb. The Krumplethorns lean slightly. Ignatius Plumbgarth takes the field as a Plumb Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: True Vertical OpinionEvery opinion hangs perfectly straight. Plumb Bob Plunge (60)Drops a plumb bob on the plaintiff’s foot. Level Smack…
Her nose is her main instrument. It has detected the hedge since last March. Imogen Longnosewick takes the field as a Nose Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Nose for TroubleSmells Krumplethorn plans two miles off. Hooked Nose Prod (50)Pokes the plaintiff with…
Her writing desk is on a bicycle. The feud has come to her. Isadora Escritoire takes the field as a Desk Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Writing Desk WarriorWages war from a writing desk. Escritoire Charge (60)Charges the plaintiff on a desk…
Her paper is thin. Her patience is thinner. Her ink is thinnest. Isolde Tracingpaper takes the field as a Tracing Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: See Through YouSees through every excuse. Trace Strike (50)Traces then strikes the plaintiff’s weak spot. Paper Cut…
His hair is the largest feature on the estate, and it has opinions. Jasper Windwright takes the field as a Wind Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plans for BreezePlans for breeze. Gets gale. Wind Blast (60)Blasts the plaintiff with a plan-sized gust….
Two planners on one bicycle and a single plan. Neither will steer. Jocasta Penwheelmore takes the field as a Duo Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Plans for TwoPlans for two. Rides for one. Duo Pedal Charge (60)Charges the plaintiff on a plan…
Her hair is a flag and her pen is a spear. Her flag is a warning. Josephine Silverwisp takes the field as a Wisp Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wisp of SpiteA wisp of spite is a lot of spite. Wisp Whip…
Her head is a banana. Her goggles are a warning. Her hat is a stripe. Lavinia Bananahead takes the field as a Banana Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Going BananasGoes bananas under pressure. Banana Smack (40)Smacks the plaintiff with a golden banana….
Three small bald planners and one very large map of someone else’s lawn. Lazarus Triplets takes the field as a Triple Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three Little PlannersThree tiny planners. Three huge plans. Triple Glare (90)Glares at the plaintiff three…
His body is a spinning top, his hair is a cloud and his plan is a spiral. Leonardo Spinningtop takes the field as a Top Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spinning Top LogicSpins in circles. Says it is planning. Top Spin Smash…
He has been vanishing at the point of argument since the hedge was planted. Leopold Perspectus takes the field as a Vanishing Aide, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vanishing PointVanishes at the point of every argument. Point Stab (40)Stabs the plaintiff at the…
His mane is white, his pen is gold and his plan is somewhere in the middle. Lucian Whitemane takes the field as a Mane Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mane EventThe mane is the main event. Mane Whip (30)Whips the plaintiff with…
She rides a tall white bicycle in a tall white hat, and always signs the plan. Lucretia Whitespoke takes the field as a Wheel Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Name on the BannerWears her name on a banner. Always. White Wheel…
His plans have parapets. His neighbour’s plans have shrubs, regrettably. Ludovic Parapetson takes the field as a Parapet Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parapet PrideLooks down on everyone, from a parapet. Parapet Slam (60)Slams the plaintiff over a parapet. Quill Stab (50)Stabs…
His wheel is a spiral staircase. His plan is an escalator going nowhere. Lysander Spiralhoop takes the field as a Spiral Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spiral Staircase LogicClimbs every argument in a spiral. Spiral Wheel Crush (60)Crushes the plaintiff in a…