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  • Beatrix Trenchcoat to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Beatrix Trenchcoat

    Beatrix Trenchcoat

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    She digs in at dawn and stays dug in until the hedge blinks. Beatrix Trenchcoat takes the field as a Trench Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig DeeperDigs in. Digs deeper. Digs the grudge. Trench Trip (40)Trips the plaintiff into a trench….

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    Bernadette Mirrormarch

    Bernadette Mirrormarch

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    Her mirror marches before her. The plaintiff is reflected, then overruled. Bernadette Mirrormarch takes the field as a Mirror Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 112/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror March RuleMarches wherever the mirror leads. Mirror March Slam (40)Marches the plaintiff into the mirror. Glass Cube…

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    Casimir Towerstrand

    Casimir Towerstrand

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    His towers are stacked on one small island. Each holds a complaint. Casimir Towerstrand takes the field as a Tower Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower Tower TowerTowers over the plaintiff in triplicate. Tower Tumble Down (40)Tumbles three towers at the plaintiff….

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    Cassandra Cartographine

    Cassandra Cartographine

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    Her maps show every hedge, ditch and sulk on the estate. Cassandra Cartographine takes the field as a Map Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Uncharted OpinionsHer opinions are officially uncharted. Map Slap (30)Slaps the plaintiff with a rolled map. Compass Prick (40)Pricks…

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    Cecilia Brigadine

    Cecilia Brigadine

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    Her brigade is mostly teacups. The teacups have heavy ordnance. Cecilia Brigadine takes the field as a Brigadier Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brigade BrunchBrings the whole brigade to brunch. Brigade Shove (60)Shoves the plaintiff into a brigade. Brunch Toss (50)Tosses brunch…

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    Celestine Slopeglass

    Celestine Slopeglass

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    Her slope is a sail. Her sail is a slope. Her opinion is a razor. Celestine Slopeglass takes the field as a Slope Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass Slope SlideSlides everyone down a glass slope. Slope Slide Crush (40)Slides the plaintiff…

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    Clarence Cavalrybird

    Clarence Cavalrybird

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    His wheel is bigger than the hedge. He sees it as a tactical advantage. Clarence Cavalrybird takes the field as a Cavalry Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheel Charge RightsGrants himself the right of way. Wheel Charge Rush (50)Rushes the plaintiff with…

  • Clementine Reconnoitre to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Clementine Reconnoitre

    Clementine Reconnoitre

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    She has the most detailed map of the Krumplethorn hedge in existence. Clementine Reconnoitre takes the field as a Recon Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Surplus ReconReconnoitres twice what she needs. Recon Dash (40)Dashes by with a reconnaissance report. Scope Shove (30)Shoves…

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    Constance Bulwarkley

    Constance Bulwarkley

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    Her bulwark is glass. Her bearing is brass. Her patience is neither. Constance Bulwarkley takes the field as a Bulwark Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bulwark BearingBears the bulwark. Bears grudges too. Bulwark Bump (40)Bumps the plaintiff with a bulwark. Glass Edge…

  • Cordelia Armistice to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Cordelia Armistice

    Cordelia Armistice

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    Every truce she signs lasts roughly eleven minutes. Cordelia Armistice takes the field as a Truce Envoy, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brittle TruceSigns the truce. Counts the days. Truce Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a broken truce. White Flag Whip (30)Whips the…

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    Cornelius Epauletton

    Cornelius Epauletton

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    His rank is entirely ceremonial. His disapproval is hand-polished. Cornelius Epauletton takes the field as an Epaulette Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rank Has PrivilegesOutranks the plaintiff on principle. Epaulette Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with golden tassels. Rank Pull (50)Pulls rank, then…

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    Cosima Carriagewheel

    Cosima Carriagewheel

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    Her carriage is steampunk. Her tolls are steam too, billed in arrears. Cosima Carriagewheel takes the field as a Carriage Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Carriage CustomsTaxes the plaintiff’s carriage. Carriage Crash (60)Crashes a carriage into the plaintiff. Dust Plume Whip (50)Whips…

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    Cuthbert Windlassby

    Cuthbert Windlassby

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    He winds the whole estate up before breakfast. Cuthbert Windlassby takes the field as a Windlass Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wound TightWinds the plaintiff up, tightly, slowly. Windlass Wrench (50)Wrenches the plaintiff in a windlass. Turbine Tilt (60)Tilts a turbine into…

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    Desmond Fortifield

    Desmond Fortifield

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    His feelings sit behind three walls and a moat. The moat is also sad. Desmond Fortifield takes the field as a Fortress Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fortified FeelingsHis feelings are fortified. Visitors are not. Fortress Bash (50)Bashes the plaintiff with a…

  • Dominic Barbicanwell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Dominic Barbicanwell

    Dominic Barbicanwell

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    He holds the gate. The gate holds nothing. The nothing is well guarded. Dominic Barbicanwell takes the field as a Barbican Guard, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barbican BlusterBlusters loudly at the gatehouse. Barbican Slam (30)Slams the plaintiff with a barbican door. Gate…

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    Eleanora Citadelle

    Eleanora Citadelle

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    Her citadel casts a long shadow. The Krumplethorns live inside it. Eleanora Citadelle takes the field as a Citadel Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Citadel SmugnessSmugly spires every citadel on the lawn. Citadel Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a tall spire. Pool…

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