She digs in at dawn and stays dug in until the hedge blinks. Beatrix Trenchcoat takes the field as a Trench Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig DeeperDigs in. Digs deeper. Digs the grudge. Trench Trip (40)Trips the plaintiff into a trench….
Her mirror marches before her. The plaintiff is reflected, then overruled. Bernadette Mirrormarch takes the field as a Mirror Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 112/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror March RuleMarches wherever the mirror leads. Mirror March Slam (40)Marches the plaintiff into the mirror. Glass Cube…
His towers are stacked on one small island. Each holds a complaint. Casimir Towerstrand takes the field as a Tower Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower Tower TowerTowers over the plaintiff in triplicate. Tower Tumble Down (40)Tumbles three towers at the plaintiff….
Her maps show every hedge, ditch and sulk on the estate. Cassandra Cartographine takes the field as a Map Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Uncharted OpinionsHer opinions are officially uncharted. Map Slap (30)Slaps the plaintiff with a rolled map. Compass Prick (40)Pricks…
Her brigade is mostly teacups. The teacups have heavy ordnance. Cecilia Brigadine takes the field as a Brigadier Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brigade BrunchBrings the whole brigade to brunch. Brigade Shove (60)Shoves the plaintiff into a brigade. Brunch Toss (50)Tosses brunch…
Her slope is a sail. Her sail is a slope. Her opinion is a razor. Celestine Slopeglass takes the field as a Slope Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass Slope SlideSlides everyone down a glass slope. Slope Slide Crush (40)Slides the plaintiff…
His wheel is bigger than the hedge. He sees it as a tactical advantage. Clarence Cavalrybird takes the field as a Cavalry Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheel Charge RightsGrants himself the right of way. Wheel Charge Rush (50)Rushes the plaintiff with…
She has the most detailed map of the Krumplethorn hedge in existence. Clementine Reconnoitre takes the field as a Recon Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Surplus ReconReconnoitres twice what she needs. Recon Dash (40)Dashes by with a reconnaissance report. Scope Shove (30)Shoves…
Her bulwark is glass. Her bearing is brass. Her patience is neither. Constance Bulwarkley takes the field as a Bulwark Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bulwark BearingBears the bulwark. Bears grudges too. Bulwark Bump (40)Bumps the plaintiff with a bulwark. Glass Edge…
Every truce she signs lasts roughly eleven minutes. Cordelia Armistice takes the field as a Truce Envoy, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brittle TruceSigns the truce. Counts the days. Truce Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a broken truce. White Flag Whip (30)Whips the…
His rank is entirely ceremonial. His disapproval is hand-polished. Cornelius Epauletton takes the field as an Epaulette Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rank Has PrivilegesOutranks the plaintiff on principle. Epaulette Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with golden tassels. Rank Pull (50)Pulls rank, then…
Her carriage is steampunk. Her tolls are steam too, billed in arrears. Cosima Carriagewheel takes the field as a Carriage Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Carriage CustomsTaxes the plaintiff’s carriage. Carriage Crash (60)Crashes a carriage into the plaintiff. Dust Plume Whip (50)Whips…
He winds the whole estate up before breakfast. Cuthbert Windlassby takes the field as a Windlass Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wound TightWinds the plaintiff up, tightly, slowly. Windlass Wrench (50)Wrenches the plaintiff in a windlass. Turbine Tilt (60)Tilts a turbine into…
His feelings sit behind three walls and a moat. The moat is also sad. Desmond Fortifield takes the field as a Fortress Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fortified FeelingsHis feelings are fortified. Visitors are not. Fortress Bash (50)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
He holds the gate. The gate holds nothing. The nothing is well guarded. Dominic Barbicanwell takes the field as a Barbican Guard, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barbican BlusterBlusters loudly at the gatehouse. Barbican Slam (30)Slams the plaintiff with a barbican door. Gate…
Her citadel casts a long shadow. The Krumplethorns live inside it. Eleanora Citadelle takes the field as a Citadel Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Citadel SmugnessSmugly spires every citadel on the lawn. Citadel Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a tall spire. Pool…