This is Raffaella Roadster. Her hot rod is built from Schittsnaud parts. They recognise the bumper. Raffaella Roadster takes the field as an Ace, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 108/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Hot RodBuilt from stolen parts. All Schittsnaud. Drag Strip (80)Turns the Schittsnaud drive…
This is Raimondo Vinylwheel. He plays the same record past the Schittsnaud house nightly. It’s about them. Raimondo Vinylwheel takes the field as a DJ, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 063/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Record WheelRides a record for a wheel. Plays it too. Scratch (60)Scratches the…
This is Rinaldo Helmlance. He charges the hedge daily. It hasn’t moved. Neither has he, much. Rinaldo Helmlance takes the field as a Cavalier, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 099/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ChargeLance level. Mind empty. Full speed. Lance Charge (50)Charges the lance at the Schittsnaud…
This is Rocio Mirrorkiss. Three Schittsnaud sons proposed to her. She told the Krumplethorns first. Rocio Mirrorkiss takes the field as a Heartbreaker, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 085/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mirror FaceKisses her own reflection. Ignores yours. Heartbreak (60)Breaks a Schittsnaud heart on purpose. Wheel…
This is Roland Plaidpot. He heckles every Schittsnaud garden party. From his own garden. Roland Plaidpot takes the field as a Heckler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 017/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whistle BlastWhistles at every Schittsnaud speech. Catcall (30)Catcalls from behind the hedge. Pot Roll (40)Rolls the…
This is Rosalba Spirehead. She has a deed to the estate. It’s written in crayon. Rosalba Spirehead takes the field as a Claimant, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 048/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rival ClaimTwo faces, both claiming the estate. Deed Wave (60)Waves a forged deed at the…
This is Rosita Lacelips. She’s been to every Schittsnaud ball in disguise. They think she’s a cousin. Rosita Lacelips takes the field as a Mole, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 065/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lace DisguiseWears lace. Fits in. Steals plans. Crash In (50)Crashes the Schittsnaud ball…
This is Ruben Marblewheel. He bowls copper balls at the Schittsnaud gnomes. Strike, every time. Ruben Marblewheel takes the field as a Bowler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 066/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ball TossRolls a copper ball at anything Schittsnaud. Bowl Over (40)Bowls a copper ball at…
This is Rufino Fanears. He hears every Schittsnaud secret. His ears are the reason. Rufino Fanears takes the field as an Earwig, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 089/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan EarsEars so big they catch the wind. And gossip. Ear Sail (40)Sails in on the…
This is Sasha Spokewhirl. He delivers the Krumplethorn paper to the Schittsnauds. It’s all about them. Sasha Spokewhirl takes the field as a Paperboy, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 080/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rolled PaperDelivers the news. Through the window. Paper Throw (40)Throws the paper through their…
This is Saskia Twinface. She works for both families. She’s only loyal to the Krumplethorns. Probably. Saskia Twinface takes the field as a Double Agent, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 043/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Two AgendasOne face for each family. Both lying. Leak (50)Leaks Schittsnaud plans to…
This is Solenne Sunburst. She speaks at the hedge daily. The Schittsnauds pay her to stop. She doesn’t. Solenne Sunburst takes the field as an Agitator, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 037/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SunburstBursts into a speech. Spikes everywhere. Soapbox (40)Climbs a soapbox at the…
This is Sonny Shadesby. He cruises past the Schittsnaud house in shades. Even at night. Sonny Shadesby takes the field as a Cool Cat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 061/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shades OnNever takes the shades off. Never explains. Slow Cruise (40)Cruises slowly past the…
This is Spiro Spikeline. He pickets the Schittsnaud gate daily. Nobody knows what he wants. Spiro Spikeline takes the field as a Picket, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 095/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Picket LineSpikes out. Nobody crosses. Picket (40)Pickets the Schittsnaud gate. Barb Spin (30)Spins with every…
This is Squeaky Whiskerbolt. He’s emptied the Schittsnaud larder four times. They blame mice. They’re right. Squeaky Whiskerbolt takes the field as a Burglar, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 034/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mouse EarsHears a Schittsnaud cough three rooms off. Larder Raid (50)Raids the Schittsnaud larder…
This is Stefano Spiketower. He leaps the hedge from the Krumplethorn spire. He’s very proud of that. Stefano Spiketower takes the field as a Leaper, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 112/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spike LeapLeaps spire to spire. Lands on theirs. Spire Leap (40)Leaps onto the…