This is Mirela Blindspot. She drives blindfolded. The Schittsnauds still can’t catch her. Mirela Blindspot takes the field as a Wheelwoman, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 032/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BlindfoldedRides with her eyes covered. Never misses. Blind Turn (40)Takes the corner without looking. Hem Flare (30)Flares…
This is Natalya Onionspire. She brought her own palace to the feud. It’s bigger than the Schittsnaud one. Natalya Onionspire takes the field as a Chief, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 092/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Palace GrabBrought her own palace. Parks it on theirs. Dome Drop…
This is Netty Sailmesh. She’s netted four Schittsnaud bicycles. She keeps them in the shed. Netty Sailmesh takes the field as a Trapper, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 059/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mesh NetThrows a net over anything Schittsnaud. Net Throw (40)Throws the net over their bicycle….
This is Nicolai Rookmove. He plays the feud like chess. The Schittsnauds play it like croquet. Nicolai Rookmove takes the field as a Tactician, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 030/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chess MoveAlways three moves ahead. Usually sideways. Fork (40)Attacks two Schittsnauds at once. Castling…
This is Nimbus Swirlton. He dreams of winning the feud. He wakes up every time. Nimbus Swirlton takes the field as a Dreamer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 096/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Head in CloudsPlans big. Remembers nothing. Daydream (30)Daydreams the hedge away. It’s still there. Ball…
This is Odalys Halfmask. She’s buying up the estate one lawn at a time. The Schittsnauds haven’t noticed. Odalys Halfmask takes the field as a Boss, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 045/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Half and HalfHalf mask, half grin, all ambition. Hostile Takeover (80)Takes…
This is Olympia Lensmoor. She’s investigating the Schittsnauds. She hasn’t said for what. Olympia Lensmoor takes the field as a Detective, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 104/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: MagnifiedSees every clue. Ignores the obvious. Clue Hunt (60)Hunts clues on the Schittsnaud lawn. Accuse (50)Points the…
This is Orla Specswing. She’s read every hedge bylaw. She’s broken every one on purpose. Orla Specswing takes the field as a Swot, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 076/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Know-It-AllKnows every rule. Breaks every one. Loophole (40)Finds the loophole in the hedge law. Spec…
This is Orlando Lensley. He spots every Schittsnaud move. Mostly because they announce them. Orlando Lensley takes the field as a Lookout, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 013/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Big GogglesSees the Schittsnauds coming three lawns off. Early Warning (50)Sounds the alarm before they leave…
This is Otis Flywheel. He’s been spinning since the feud started. Nobody knows how to stop him. Otis Flywheel takes the field as a Tearaway, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 047/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: FlywheelOnce he’s spinning, nothing stops him. Burn Rubber (40)Burns rubber on their croquet…
This is Papillon Grandmask. She leads the Krumplethorn raids. Her mask is on every Schittsnaud wanted poster. Papillon Grandmask takes the field as a Rebel, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 007/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Great MaskHer face is a mask. The mask is a banner. Rally…
This is Pepito Balldash. His ball lands in their garden daily. He’s on first-name terms with the butler. Pepito Balldash takes the field as a Kicker, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 105/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ball KickKicks the ball over the hedge. Fetches it. Fetch (30)Fetches the…
This is Pim Spokespire. He rides the boundary on one wheel. The Schittsnauds keep hoping. Pim Spokespire takes the field as an Unicyclist, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 064/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: One-Wheel WonderBalances on one wheel. Brags on the other. Wobble Past (30)Wobbles past their gate….
This is Pino Needlescoot. He scoots the boundary with his needle nose out. The hedge has a parting. Pino Needlescoot takes the field as a Scooterist, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 079/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Point FirstLeads with the needle. Then the scooter. Needle Dash (40)Dashes needle-first…
This is Pipkin Earscroll. He nibbled the Schittsnaud wedding cake. They noticed during the vows. Pipkin Earscroll takes the field as a Nibbler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 113/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crumb ThiefTakes one crumb. Then the whole cake. Nibble (30)Nibbles the Schittsnaud wedding cake. Needle…
This is Rafe Spokenmask. He raids the Schittsnaud orchard every autumn. They count the apples. Rafe Spokenmask takes the field as a Raider, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 009/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Iron MaskMask down. Pedals up. Hedge next. Night Raid (50)Raids the Schittsnaud orchard after dark….