This is Sven Spireling. He flags every Schittsnaud roof. They take the flags down weekly. Sven Spireling takes the field as a Climber, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 029/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spire TopClimbs anything pointed. Then stands on it. Wall Scale (40)Scales the Schittsnaud wall in…
This is Tadeo Brimswoop. He tips his hat to every Schittsnaud. He’s mocking them. Tadeo Brimswoop takes the field as a Swell, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 086/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brim SwoopTips the hat. Takes the lawn. Hat Swoop (40)Swoops the hat across their washing. Swagger…
This is Tarquin Swoopwell. He’s jumped the Schittsnaud hedge thirty times. He landed twice. Tarquin Swoopwell takes the field as a Daredevil, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 020/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: SwoopSwoops in. Swoops out. Leaves a mess. Ramp Jump (40)Jumps the hedge off a borrowed ramp….
This is Tatum Wideface. He takes up the whole Schittsnaud drive. They’ve started walking. Tatum Wideface takes the field as a Biker, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 075/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wide LoadTakes up the whole road. On purpose. Hog Road (40)Hogs the Schittsnaud drive. Rev Blast…
This is Teodor Snailbolt. He’s never owned a bicycle. The Schittsnauds have lost nine. Teodor Snailbolt takes the field as a Joyrider, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 027/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Borrowed BikeEvery bike he rides is a Schittsnaud’s. Hot-Wire (40)Hot-wires the Schittsnaud bicycle. Shell Shield (30)Hides…
This is Teofilo Bugeye. He’s poked every Schittsnaud through the hedge from forty feet. They don’t know. Teofilo Bugeye takes the field as a Sniper, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 069/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long AimSees far. Pokes further. Long Shot (50)Pokes the needle through a hedge…
This is Tibor Whorlwheel. He does a stunt every time he passes the Schittsnaud house. They stopped clapping. Tibor Whorlwheel takes the field as a Stuntman, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 049/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral StuntTurns every ride into a stunt. Loop the Loop (40)Loops the…
This is Tilda Twotop. She gets into every Schittsnaud party. So does her sister, somehow. Tilda Twotop takes the field as a Stowaway, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 040/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HitchhikerCarries a little sister in her chest. Always. Hidden Passenger (40)Smuggles a sister into the…
This is Tiziano Hornsnout. He blows the charge through his nose. The Schittsnauds hear a sneeze. Tiziano Hornsnout takes the field as a Bugler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 057/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Charge HornBlows the charge through his nose. Sound Charge (50)Sounds the charge. Everyone runs….
This is Tomasz Whiskerton. He knows every gap in the Schittsnaud hedge. He made most of them. Tomasz Whiskerton takes the field as a Prowler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 002/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: FeelersWhiskers out. Knows where the gap is. Gap Find (40)Finds the gap in…
This is Tomi Bobbleface. The Schittsnauds can’t stay angry at him. That’s the plan. Tomi Bobbleface takes the field as a Toddler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 114/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Innocent FaceToo sweet to be guilty. Always guilty. Cry Wolf (30)Cries until the Schittsnauds give in….
This is Ugo Pokespoke. He prods the Schittsnauds along their own path. They walk faster now. Ugo Pokespoke takes the field as a Prodder, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 083/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ProdProds anything that isn’t moving fast enough. Rear Prod (30)Prods the Schittsnaud butler from…
This is Vasco Beadfilter. He stink-bombs every Schittsnaud garden party. They’ve switched to indoor parties. Vasco Beadfilter takes the field as a Stink Bomber, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 055/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gas MaskBreathes fine. The Schittsnauds don’t. Stink Bomb (60)Drops a stink bomb in their…
This is Vesna Hoodwing. She’s on every Schittsnaud wanted poster. She draws a moustache on them. Vesna Hoodwing takes the field as an Outlaw, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 035/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HoodedHood up. Head down. Hedge through. Hit and Run (40)Hits the hedge. Runs. Hood…
This is Viola Masquette. She sabotages a Schittsnaud carriage every week. They’ve never caught her. Viola Masquette takes the field as a Saboteur, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 006/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Butterfly MaskMasked, quick, and gone before the alarm. Sugar Tank (50)Sugars the Schittsnaud fuel tank….
This is Vulpina Scrolltail. She plans every Krumplethorn raid. The Schittsnaud hens know her by name. Vulpina Scrolltail takes the field as a Mastermind, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 101/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: SlyGrins like a fox. Plans like one too. Henhouse (60)Raids the Schittsnaud henhouse. Scroll…