He censors the hearing hour by hour. Only one hour survives. Phineas Clockbrow takes the field as a Censor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bracketed FaceHalf mask, half verdict. Brow Clock Blackout (60)Blacks out the hours they used. Collar Cog Clamp…
She inspects the hedge daily. From six inches above it. Pippa Dragonfield takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Insect WingsHovers over the hedge. Takes notes. Dawn Flyover (30)Buzzes over their garden at dawn. Mesh Goggle Glare…
He’s always on time. Everyone else is late by his clock. Quentin Dialhurst takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 080/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crown ClockEvery hearing ends at his convenience. Gear Crown Grind (40)Grinds the schedule down to nothing. Wire…
She has ruled on the hedge seventeen times. Each ruling cancels the last. Regina Wiremantle takes the field as a Chancellor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Crowned StampNothing passes until she nods. She won’t. Orbit Decree (60)Decrees circle the garden until…
Room 4B does not exist. He has shown four Krumplethorns there. Reginald Swoopwick takes the field as an Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 030/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Showing OutEscorts the Krumplethorns to the exit. Visor Sweep (30)Clears the gallery in one pass. Swirl Usher…
His expression hasn’t changed since 1958. Neither has his ruling. Reinhold Spokemoor takes the field as an Arbiter, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 087/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spoked JudgmentThe wheel on his brow decides. Orbit Ball Ruling (50)Bounces the verdict between orbs. Lapel Levy (60)Charges…
She notarizes both families’ complaints. Double fees, same stamp. Rosalind Sunwinder takes the field as a Notary, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Notarized NoonAll papers signed at exactly noon. Sunburst Seal (40)Stamps a seal with spokes all around it. Brimmed Clause…
She can smell a backdated deed from two houses away. Rosamund Snoutbridge takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mesh SnoutSniffs out paperwork filed in bad faith. Filter Sniff (30)Smells the forgery on the third page. Feather…
Her opinions are kept in a cage. Occasionally one escapes. Rowena Cagemere takes the field as a Recorder, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 095/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Caged ThoughtsEvery thought locked in a wire dome. Gear Eye Glint (40)One gear eye catches their slip-up. Dome…
He only reads the left side of a page. The Schittsnauds file on the left. Rupert Sweptwing takes the field as a Scribe, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 072/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Profile ViewOnly ever shows one side. Like his rulings. Wing Brim Swipe (40)Swipes…
He breathes heavily during every Krumplethorn statement. On purpose. Sebastian Hosewing takes the field as a Coroner, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 101/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twin Hose BreathTwo hoses. Twice the disapproval. Mesh Ear Merit (50)Rules on merit. His own. Gas Mask Glower (60)Glowers…
She saw it all from the second floor. She doesn’t have a second floor. Seraphina Irislock takes the field as a Witness, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 043/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Unblinking AccountSaw everything. Remembers it differently. Pupil Subpoena (50)Summons them with one long stare….
He wears the court clock on his hat. The court is never on time. Silas Tophammer takes the field as a Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 025/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Timed TestimonyWitness gets ten seconds. Not eleven. Hat Clock Ruling (50)Ends the hearing when…
It sees around corners. The Krumplethorns stopped using corners. Silvester Shellgaze takes the field as a Watcher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 068/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiral SurveyOne eye. Every angle. Nautilus Recall (50)Spins the case back into its shell. Eye Pedestal (60)Stares down from…
Juror four was asked to weigh the evidence. She asked what it weighs. Tabitha Moonlens takes the field as a Juror, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Saucer EyesBig goggles. Takes in nothing. Orbit Oath (30)Swears in under orbiting rings. Ear Wire…
The Krumplethorn compost heap is now Exhibit D. Hence the mask. Thaddeus Grillmarch takes the field as an Inquisitor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Filtered VerdictBreathes nothing in. Lets nothing out. Respirator Ruling (70)Rules the hedge clippings a hazard. Hourly Inquest…