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  • Eugenia Teatrolley to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Eugenia Teatrolley

    Eugenia Teatrolley

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    The trolley arrives before anyone has seen her order it. Eugenia Teatrolley takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Trolley DashRolls her tea trolley into any gathering. Trolley Bump (40)Bumps them with a clanking trolley. Tea Time Stall (30)Stops…

  • Evangeline Platterly to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Evangeline Platterly

    Evangeline Platterly

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    She served ninety guests last Sunday. She spilled on only the Krumplethorns. Evangeline Platterly takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Flat BalanceHer tray holds any weight for exactly a minute. Platter Throw (50)Hurls a silver platter like a…

  • Felicity Skirttrail to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Felicity Skirttrail

    Felicity Skirttrail

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    She sweeps the lawn clean. The Krumplethorns complain there are no footprints. Felicity Skirttrail takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long TrailHer skirt sweeps every footprint away. Skirt Trail (30)Trails her skirt right over their bare ankles. Spoon Fling…

  • Fenella Keygrove to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fenella Keygrove

    Fenella Keygrove

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    Her staff has a key for every room in the manor. Several are made up. Fenella Keygrove takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Staff of KeysCarries a long staff of keys, locks, and gossip. Staff Swing (40)Swings her…

  • Ferdinand Dishcart to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ferdinand Dishcart

    Ferdinand Dishcart

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    He washes more plates by lunch than the estate eats off in a week. Ferdinand Dishcart takes the field as a Scullery Hand, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dish RattleRattles so loudly nobody hears the argument. Plate Roll (30)Rolls a heavy plate at their…

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    Ferris Magnifique

    Ferris Magnifique

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    His magnifying glass finds a speck in a haystack. He prefers hedges. Ferris Magnifique takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass ScrutinyFinds every speck of dirt on the Krumplethorns. Focus Burn (40)Burns a hole with the magnifying glass. Lamp…

  • Fitzgerald Twinfootman to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Fitzgerald Twinfootman

    Fitzgerald Twinfootman

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    Two footmen share a single bicycle. They share a single grudge too. Fitzgerald Twinfootman takes the field as a Head Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Pair of FootmenTwo footmen serve at once, from both sides. Cane Crash (90)Smashes a golden key-staff down….

  • Genevieve Longspout to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Genevieve Longspout

    Genevieve Longspout

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    Her pot has a three-foot spout. She has never missed the cup. Genevieve Longspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long SpoutPours tea three feet away from the cup. Spout Poke (30)Pokes them with a very long spout….

  • Georgiana Keychime to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Georgiana Keychime

    Georgiana Keychime

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    Her keys jingle at every threat. They jingle a great deal these days. Georgiana Keychime takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Jingle AlarmHer keys jingle whenever a Krumplethorn is near. Key Ring Swat (40)Swats them with a heavy…

  • Gerald Doublebrim to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gerald Doublebrim

    Gerald Doublebrim

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    The two butlers can’t agree on anything except the tea. Gerald Doublebrim takes the field as a Head Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double BrimTwo butlers, one hat, no agreement. Brim Sweep (80)Sweeps a very wide brim across their hedge. Ceremony Strike…

  • Gideon Pointwhistle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gideon Pointwhistle

    Gideon Pointwhistle

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    He wears the longest hat in the household. He’s tripped on it twice. Gideon Pointwhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed ServiceServes with the point of his cap. Cap Slash (40)Slashes the pointed cap across their cheek. Key…

  • Gwendolyn Nibbleton to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gwendolyn Nibbleton

    Gwendolyn Nibbleton

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    Her nose is polished to a shine. It has also found out many secrets. Gwendolyn Nibbleton takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nose PolishPolishes the silver with the end of her nose. Snout Prod (40)Pokes the nose straight…

  • Harold Sconcewick to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Harold Sconcewick

    Harold Sconcewick

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    He lights fifty sconces before anyone notices the first. Fine work. Harold Sconcewick takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sconce LightLights every sconce he passes. Torch Wave (40)Waves a torch under their chin. Pedal Sprint (30)Sprints past with a…

  • Henrietta Saucerwheel to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Henrietta Saucerwheel

    Henrietta Saucerwheel

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    Her wheels are all saucers. She has not lost one yet. Henrietta Saucerwheel takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Saucer WheelRolls on saucer wheels at remarkable speed. Saucer Roll (40)Rolls a spinning saucer into their ankles. Teapot Whistle (40)Whistles…

  • Hermione Tophat to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Hermione Tophat

    Hermione Tophat

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    Everything arrives on her hat. Including most of the Krumplethorns’ bills. Hermione Tophat takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Top Hat TrayServes a tray right from the brim of her hat. Hat Fling (40)Flings the top hat at their…

  • Hildegard Boltwick to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Hildegard Boltwick

    Hildegard Boltwick

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    Her lantern is bolted down. The rest of the estate is simply hoped for. Hildegard Boltwick takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lantern BoltBolts the lantern down so it can’t be stolen. Lantern Smash (40)Smashes her lantern against…

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