The trolley arrives before anyone has seen her order it. Eugenia Teatrolley takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Trolley DashRolls her tea trolley into any gathering. Trolley Bump (40)Bumps them with a clanking trolley. Tea Time Stall (30)Stops…
She served ninety guests last Sunday. She spilled on only the Krumplethorns. Evangeline Platterly takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Flat BalanceHer tray holds any weight for exactly a minute. Platter Throw (50)Hurls a silver platter like a…
She sweeps the lawn clean. The Krumplethorns complain there are no footprints. Felicity Skirttrail takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long TrailHer skirt sweeps every footprint away. Skirt Trail (30)Trails her skirt right over their bare ankles. Spoon Fling…
Her staff has a key for every room in the manor. Several are made up. Fenella Keygrove takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Staff of KeysCarries a long staff of keys, locks, and gossip. Staff Swing (40)Swings her…
He washes more plates by lunch than the estate eats off in a week. Ferdinand Dishcart takes the field as a Scullery Hand, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dish RattleRattles so loudly nobody hears the argument. Plate Roll (30)Rolls a heavy plate at their…
His magnifying glass finds a speck in a haystack. He prefers hedges. Ferris Magnifique takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass ScrutinyFinds every speck of dirt on the Krumplethorns. Focus Burn (40)Burns a hole with the magnifying glass. Lamp…
Two footmen share a single bicycle. They share a single grudge too. Fitzgerald Twinfootman takes the field as a Head Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Pair of FootmenTwo footmen serve at once, from both sides. Cane Crash (90)Smashes a golden key-staff down….
Her pot has a three-foot spout. She has never missed the cup. Genevieve Longspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long SpoutPours tea three feet away from the cup. Spout Poke (30)Pokes them with a very long spout….
Her keys jingle at every threat. They jingle a great deal these days. Georgiana Keychime takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Jingle AlarmHer keys jingle whenever a Krumplethorn is near. Key Ring Swat (40)Swats them with a heavy…
The two butlers can’t agree on anything except the tea. Gerald Doublebrim takes the field as a Head Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double BrimTwo butlers, one hat, no agreement. Brim Sweep (80)Sweeps a very wide brim across their hedge. Ceremony Strike…
He wears the longest hat in the household. He’s tripped on it twice. Gideon Pointwhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed ServiceServes with the point of his cap. Cap Slash (40)Slashes the pointed cap across their cheek. Key…
Her nose is polished to a shine. It has also found out many secrets. Gwendolyn Nibbleton takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nose PolishPolishes the silver with the end of her nose. Snout Prod (40)Pokes the nose straight…
He lights fifty sconces before anyone notices the first. Fine work. Harold Sconcewick takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sconce LightLights every sconce he passes. Torch Wave (40)Waves a torch under their chin. Pedal Sprint (30)Sprints past with a…
Her wheels are all saucers. She has not lost one yet. Henrietta Saucerwheel takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Saucer WheelRolls on saucer wheels at remarkable speed. Saucer Roll (40)Rolls a spinning saucer into their ankles. Teapot Whistle (40)Whistles…
Everything arrives on her hat. Including most of the Krumplethorns’ bills. Hermione Tophat takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Top Hat TrayServes a tray right from the brim of her hat. Hat Fling (40)Flings the top hat at their…
Her lantern is bolted down. The rest of the estate is simply hoped for. Hildegard Boltwick takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lantern BoltBolts the lantern down so it can’t be stolen. Lantern Smash (40)Smashes her lantern against…