His lantern is a birdcage. Whatever’s in it sings at suspicious visitors. Bertram Birdcage takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Birdcage LanternA caged lantern sings when they approach. Cage Plunk (40)Drops the cage on their toes. Spout Drizzle…
He serves at spoke speed. The speed has caused some very hot incidents. Cassius Rimwhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke RushSpins his wheel faster than a hedge-trimmer. Rim Whirl (40)Whirls the spokes past their ears. Pot Pitch…
He enters rooms so quietly that people forget he was ever invited. Cedric Kettlewick takes the field as a Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quiet EntryAppears behind them with the tea tray. Tea Drop (30)Lets a boiling tea tray fall. Monocle Stare (40)Stares…
She keeps the teapot hot with a small fire. The fire does not like being asked. Clementine Steepmoor takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hot PourHer teapot never cools. Neither does her temper. Spout Splash (30)Splashes hot tea over…
She leaves a trail of steam behind her. The Krumplethorns love to follow it. Cleopatra Kettletrail takes the field as a Head Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Kettle TrailA trail of steam follows her every move. Steam Trail (60)Trails a cloud of…
Eight maids move as one. They’ve also scrubbed every Krumplethorn stain. Constance Chorusline takes the field as a Head Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Choir of MaidsA whole row of maids serves in perfect step. Chorus March (80)Marches the whole line into…
She whistles when the tea is ready. She whistles often at the Krumplethorns. Cordelia Teakettle takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steam WhistleWhistles when the water boils over. Steam Burst (50)Bursts a cloud of steam across them. Spout…
Her hat has a point. The point has a will of its own. Cordula Hatpoint takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed VeilHer pointed hat clears a path through any crowd. Hat Prod (30)Prods them with the point…
Her trolley rolls on three wheels. It has never gone where she pointed. Cornelia Trollywhistle takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Trolley RattleRattles the trolley right through a debate. Trolley Roll (40)Rolls a loaded trolley at their legs….
He has a key for every exit. Never has he used one himself. Cornelius Keystroll takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Key StrollKeeps a key ready for every escape route. Key Poke (30)Pokes them in the back with…
He has opened the front door ten thousand times. Not once for a Krumplethorn. Cuthbert Brollyfold takes the field as a Doorman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gate WatchNothing passes the estate door unseen. Gate Slam (50)Slams the estate door in their faces. Brolly…
She serves tea from nine trolleys at once. Every guest gets their cup first. Dolores Samovarton takes the field as a Head Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tea Trolley FleetWheels out a full fleet of trolleys at once. Trolley Fleet (60)Rolls four…
Her skirt sweeps the floor on its own. The floor has asked for a rest. Dorothea Kettlefin takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wave SweepSweeps the lawn clear in a single wave. Skirt Wave (30)Whips her skirt like a…
His long skirt sweeps the corridors clean as he goes. Mostly clean. Dunstan Skirtswift takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swift SkirtSkirts trail behind him and tangle everything. Skirt Snag (30)Snags their ankles in the skirt. Key Tap (40)Taps…
She has not spilled once. She has threatened to many times. Eleanor Brasscap takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass SteadyHer hat keeps the tray from tipping. Cap Clip (30)Clips their ear with her brass cap. Key Tilt…
Her hair chimes at every hour. The Krumplethorns have asked her to stop. Eloise Clockcurl takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clock CurlHer curl chimes on the hour. Chime Strike (30)Strikes the hour on their forehead. Spoon Spin (40)Spins…