His tray is perfectly level on three wheels. His temper is not. Horatio Tripodwell takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tripod StandStands his tray on a tripod and does not wobble. Pot Pour (40)Pours a pot of tea…
She lights the path to the manor. The Krumplethorns keep using it. Hortense Lampsby takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night DutyLights the estate path and spots intruders. Lamp Lash (40)Swings a hot lantern at their shins. Gown…
He serves tea at four. If you are late, it is served to the cat. Humbert Clockhand takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tea on TimeEvery cup is served at the exact second. Hour Strike (40)Strikes the hour right…
He delivers messages with his beak. They arrive fastest and loudest. Humphrey Beakwood takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Beak DeliveryDelivers any message at the speed of a beak. Beak Jab (60)Jabs a copper beak into their message. Brim…
He salutes every crest on the wall. A few were Krumplethorn ones by mistake. Humphrey Crestwick takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crest SaluteSalutes the Schittsnaud crest with every step. Crest Slam (40)Slams the crest down on their ledger….
She has the master key to forty-one doors. She keeps the forty-second. Hyacinth Lockwood takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Skeleton KeyOpens the pantry and the strongest argument. Key Slash (40)Slashes with the long key at her side….
His key is so long that it opens two doors at once. Unfortunately one is his. Ignatius Longkey takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long KeyCarries a key so long it opens the next county. Key Thrust (40)Thrusts…
Not one cup has chipped in her service. She keeps a ledger. Ignatius Saucerwhistle takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steady SaucerHer saucer never rattles, even at full speed. Saucer Skim (40)Skims a saucer past their ear. Cup Clatter…
She’s walked three miles with a cup on her head. It never rattled. Isadora Cupcrest takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cup CrestBalances a teacup upon her tall hat. Cup Drop (30)Drops the teacup from the top of…
She keeps the tea warm with a cosy. The hedge-clippers are also kept in one. Josephine Teacosy takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cosy CoverKeeps every pot warm and every grudge too. Cosy Smother (30)Smothers them under a heavy…
His soup arrives hot and heads straight to the Krumplethorns. Josiah Tureenhold takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tureen CarryCarries a tureen and every soup within it. Soup Splash (40)Splashes a full soup bowl at their trousers. Wheel…
She dusted the whole manor before breakfast. She starts again at noon. Lavender Gimbalworth takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tidy SweepDusts every track the Krumplethorns left. Duster Flick (40)Flicks a feather duster in their eyes. Bell Pull (50)Rings…
She keeps an umbrella over every tea tray. The rain still finds a way. Leocadia Brollywhirl takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Umbrella SpinSpins a very large umbrella over the tea. Brolly Whirl (40)Whirls the brolly at their heads….
Her goggles see through any fog. Even the one in the Krumplethorns’ heads. Leontine Goggleby takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Goggle GazeSees through the fog with brass goggles. Goggle Glint (40)Glints the goggles into their eyes. Lantern…
He guards the door in a hat. The hat guards him. Leopold Bowlerby takes the field as a Doorman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bowler GuardHis bowler stops any blow from above. Hat Pitch (40)Pitches the bowler like a discus. Latch Swing (50)Swings a…
He took the hat. The guest is still looking for the door. Leopold Cravenhat takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat ValetTakes the hat before the guest has gone far. Collar Pinch (40)Tightens their cravat until it squeaks. Dismissal…