His spikes sprout like hedges. He sees the irony. He ignores it. Evander Spikesprout takes the field as a Spike Sprout Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fresh Spike PolicySprouts a spike for every dispute. Spike Sprout (50)Sprouts a spike beneath the plaintiff. Fan…
He whirled out of the argument. The argument followed him out. Ezekiel Whorlcombe takes the field as a Whorl Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Whorl WindWhirls the conversation into nonsense. Dome Whorl (50)Whirls a dome at the plaintiff. Needle Prick (60)Pokes the plaintiff…
Her hood is glass and her profile is sharp. She keeps both clean. Felicity Panehood takes the field as a Pane Hood Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hooded Pane PainHides under a hood. Hurts from within. Hood Slam (40)Slams a glass hood onto…
His two screens show the same hedge from two angles. Both angles are bad. Fenwick Dualtube takes the field as a Twin Tube Spy, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double FeatureWatches two things. Misses both. Left Tube Zap (40)Zaps the plaintiff with the left…
His dish picks up every Krumplethorn rumour and several unrelated sitcoms. Ferdinand Dishwhisk takes the field as a Dish Auditor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Satellite SmugnessReceives smugness from several orbits. Mesh Dish Whirl (50)Spins a mesh dish into the plaintiff. Signal Whisk (60)Whisks…
Her turbine is decorative. Her disapproval is working at full rated power. Genevieve Turbineglass takes the field as a Turbine Seer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Turbine SulkSpins up slowly and sulks at speed. Turbine Blast (40)Blasts the plaintiff with turbine air. Glass Dome…
Her wheel is the size of a gazebo. Her grudge is a bigger gazebo. Genoveva Wheelgrave takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheelhouse RulesThe wheelhouse is hers. Rules are hers. Rim Slam (50)Slams a rim into the plaintiff….
She keeps one wheel on the estate and one eye on the neighbours. Georgiana Spokewhirr takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rolling SurveillanceWatches the lawn from a moving point. Spoke Whirr (50)Whirrs spokes into the plaintiff’s hat. Hub…
His wheel is bigger than his head, which explains his temper. Gideon Huboculus takes the field as a Hub Seer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Spoked Eye SurgerySees clearly through every spoke. Hub Crush (90)Crushes with a giant spoked wheel. Rolling Verdict (100)Rolls…
Two wheels, one cathedral and zero patience for hedge law. Henrietta Gothicwheel takes the field as a Gothic Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cathedral CyclingRides the aisle of a very tall cathedral. Nave Ram (70)Rams the plaintiff through the nave. Spire Spin (60)Spins…
Lace curtains twitch. Hers have never stopped twitching. Hildegard Spirelace takes the field as a Lace Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lace Curtain CoverHides behind lace. Sees everything. Spire Prick (30)Pricks the plaintiff with a lace spire. Dome Dunk (40)Dunks the plaintiff…
Her wheel is orange. Her patience, regrettably, is also orange. Hortensia Hubcapley takes the field as a Hub Guardian, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel Well PreparedOne wheel, fully prepared for trouble. Hub Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a hubcap. Tyre Roll (60)Rolls over…
His monitor has a fin. Nobody has asked why. Nobody will. Humphrey Finscreen takes the field as a Fin Monitor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dorsal DisplayShows the lawn from a fin’s angle. Fin Slash (30)Slashes the plaintiff with a copper fin. Screen Shine…
His goggles are brass. His convictions are brasser. Ignatius Goggleford takes the field as a Goggle Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Goggle GospelPreaches vision through the goggles. Goggle Bash (60)Bashes the plaintiff with a goggle. Face Slam (70)Slams his face into the plaintiff’s….
His brow is a pylon. His mood is always at least five hundred volts. Ignatius Pylonbrow takes the field as a Pylon Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Overhead LinesWatches from above. Judges from higher. Pylon Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a pylon. Wire…
Her lake is calm. The Schittsnauds say so. The Krumplethorns have doubts. Isabeau Lakespire takes the field as a Lake Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Still WatersStill waters hide a very deep grudge. Lake Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with lake water. Crystal…