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  • Evander Spikesprout to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Evander Spikesprout

    Evander Spikesprout

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    His spikes sprout like hedges. He sees the irony. He ignores it. Evander Spikesprout takes the field as a Spike Sprout Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fresh Spike PolicySprouts a spike for every dispute. Spike Sprout (50)Sprouts a spike beneath the plaintiff. Fan…

  • Ezekiel Whorlcombe to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ezekiel Whorlcombe

    Ezekiel Whorlcombe

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    He whirled out of the argument. The argument followed him out. Ezekiel Whorlcombe takes the field as a Whorl Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Whorl WindWhirls the conversation into nonsense. Dome Whorl (50)Whirls a dome at the plaintiff. Needle Prick (60)Pokes the plaintiff…

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    Felicity Panehood

    Felicity Panehood

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    Her hood is glass and her profile is sharp. She keeps both clean. Felicity Panehood takes the field as a Pane Hood Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hooded Pane PainHides under a hood. Hurts from within. Hood Slam (40)Slams a glass hood onto…

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    Fenwick Dualtube

    Fenwick Dualtube

    $1.49

    His two screens show the same hedge from two angles. Both angles are bad. Fenwick Dualtube takes the field as a Twin Tube Spy, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double FeatureWatches two things. Misses both. Left Tube Zap (40)Zaps the plaintiff with the left…

  • Ferdinand Dishwhisk to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ferdinand Dishwhisk

    Ferdinand Dishwhisk

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    His dish picks up every Krumplethorn rumour and several unrelated sitcoms. Ferdinand Dishwhisk takes the field as a Dish Auditor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Satellite SmugnessReceives smugness from several orbits. Mesh Dish Whirl (50)Spins a mesh dish into the plaintiff. Signal Whisk (60)Whisks…

  • Genevieve Turbineglass to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Genevieve Turbineglass

    Genevieve Turbineglass

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    Her turbine is decorative. Her disapproval is working at full rated power. Genevieve Turbineglass takes the field as a Turbine Seer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Turbine SulkSpins up slowly and sulks at speed. Turbine Blast (40)Blasts the plaintiff with turbine air. Glass Dome…

  • Genoveva Wheelgrave to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Genoveva Wheelgrave

    Genoveva Wheelgrave

    $4.49

    Her wheel is the size of a gazebo. Her grudge is a bigger gazebo. Genoveva Wheelgrave takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheelhouse RulesThe wheelhouse is hers. Rules are hers. Rim Slam (50)Slams a rim into the plaintiff….

  • Georgiana Spokewhirr to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Georgiana Spokewhirr

    Georgiana Spokewhirr

    $4.49

    She keeps one wheel on the estate and one eye on the neighbours. Georgiana Spokewhirr takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rolling SurveillanceWatches the lawn from a moving point. Spoke Whirr (50)Whirrs spokes into the plaintiff’s hat. Hub…

  • Gideon Huboculus to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Gideon Huboculus

    Gideon Huboculus

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    His wheel is bigger than his head, which explains his temper. Gideon Huboculus takes the field as a Hub Seer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Spoked Eye SurgerySees clearly through every spoke. Hub Crush (90)Crushes with a giant spoked wheel. Rolling Verdict (100)Rolls…

  • Henrietta Gothicwheel to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Henrietta Gothicwheel

    Henrietta Gothicwheel

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    Two wheels, one cathedral and zero patience for hedge law. Henrietta Gothicwheel takes the field as a Gothic Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cathedral CyclingRides the aisle of a very tall cathedral. Nave Ram (70)Rams the plaintiff through the nave. Spire Spin (60)Spins…

  • Hildegard Spirelace to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Hildegard Spirelace

    Hildegard Spirelace

    $1.49

    Lace curtains twitch. Hers have never stopped twitching. Hildegard Spirelace takes the field as a Lace Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lace Curtain CoverHides behind lace. Sees everything. Spire Prick (30)Pricks the plaintiff with a lace spire. Dome Dunk (40)Dunks the plaintiff…

  • Hortensia Hubcapley to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Hortensia Hubcapley

    Hortensia Hubcapley

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    Her wheel is orange. Her patience, regrettably, is also orange. Hortensia Hubcapley takes the field as a Hub Guardian, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel Well PreparedOne wheel, fully prepared for trouble. Hub Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a hubcap. Tyre Roll (60)Rolls over…

  • Humphrey Finscreen to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Humphrey Finscreen

    Humphrey Finscreen

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    His monitor has a fin. Nobody has asked why. Nobody will. Humphrey Finscreen takes the field as a Fin Monitor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dorsal DisplayShows the lawn from a fin’s angle. Fin Slash (30)Slashes the plaintiff with a copper fin. Screen Shine…

  • Ignatius Goggleford to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ignatius Goggleford

    Ignatius Goggleford

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    His goggles are brass. His convictions are brasser. Ignatius Goggleford takes the field as a Goggle Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Goggle GospelPreaches vision through the goggles. Goggle Bash (60)Bashes the plaintiff with a goggle. Face Slam (70)Slams his face into the plaintiff’s….

  • Ignatius Pylonbrow to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ignatius Pylonbrow

    Ignatius Pylonbrow

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    His brow is a pylon. His mood is always at least five hundred volts. Ignatius Pylonbrow takes the field as a Pylon Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Overhead LinesWatches from above. Judges from higher. Pylon Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a pylon. Wire…

  • Isabeau Lakespire to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Isabeau Lakespire

    Isabeau Lakespire

    $1.49

    Her lake is calm. The Schittsnauds say so. The Krumplethorns have doubts. Isabeau Lakespire takes the field as a Lake Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Still WatersStill waters hide a very deep grudge. Lake Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with lake water. Crystal…

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