He watches from the long spire. He spreads gossip down the long tail. Sylvester Tailspire takes the field as a Spire Tail Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long Tail GossipSpreads gossip down a very long tail. Tail Fin Flick (40)Whips the plaintiff with…
Her coil goes on for miles. So does her opinion of the Krumplethorns. Tabitha Whorlcastle takes the field as a Coil Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coil ConundrumCoils the question into a larger one. Coil Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff in a green coil….
His goggles are a grid. His case against the hedge is a grid too. Thaddeus Gogglethwaite takes the field as a Grid Optician, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid Lock GazeLocks the plaintiff in a grid of sight. Cross Hair (50)Lines up the plaintiff…
His dome is a cage. He keeps compliments inside. They have not escaped. Thelonius Bubblecage takes the field as a Bubble Cage Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Caged ComplimentsKeeps compliments caged. Releases none. Bubble Cage (40)Cages the plaintiff in a glass bubble. Tower…
She wears a crown, a spire and a very large piece of her mind. Theodora Crownwick takes the field as a Crown Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crown of ThornsCrowns herself with everything the lawn grew. Crown Whack (50)Whacks the plaintiff with a…
His brow has been furrowed since the hedge was planted. Ulysses Furrowbrow takes the field as a Brow Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Furrow ForeverHis brow furrows. The lawn furrows with him. Brow Beat (70)Beats the plaintiff with a heavy brow. Bell Jar…
His hose is ribbed. His rules are ribbed. His temper is also ribbed. Valentin Hosegarth takes the field as a Hose Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hosepipe BanBans the plaintiff from his own lawn. Ribbed Hose Lash (60)Whips the plaintiff with a ribbed…
She sees the whole estate from her bubble. She has never stepped on it. Wilhelmina Bubblewatch takes the field as a Bubble Sentinel, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fishbowl DutyObserves from inside the bubble. Safely. Fishbowl Burst (40)Bursts a glass bubble over the plaintiff….
She scouts at speed. The hedge has never once been first to move. Winifred Throttlehaven takes the field as a Throttle Scout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Throttle EtiquetteHer engine purrs. Then it roars. Orange Wheelie (60)Wheelies over the plaintiff in orange. Lamp Stare…
He cycles the estate at dawn, which is also when the hedge grows. Winston Cyclegrid takes the field as a Grid Cyclist, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grid CommuteCycles the grid. Never leaves it. Grid Rush (50)Rushes the plaintiff along the grid. Chain Snap…
He rides a castle on one wheel and the Krumplethorns are not impressed. Wolfgang Spokecastle takes the field as a Castle Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Castle RightsClaims every castle in the plaintiff’s yard. Castle Wheel Rush (60)Charges the plaintiff with a wheel….
Four lenses, two wheels and absolutely no sense of proportion. Zephyrine Goggletrike takes the field as a Goggle Cyclist, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Goggled GridlockGoggles on. Gridlock off. Plaintiff out. Double Goggle Slam (90)Slams both goggles at once. Orange Wheel Rush (100)Rushes…