Her screen is wide, her profile is sharp and her patience is a thin slab. Marcella Slabscreen takes the field as a Slab Operator, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide Screen MoodHer moods come in widescreen. Slab Screen Smash (40)Slams the plaintiff with a…
She scans the horizon on the hour. The horizon files no complaint. Marguerite Scanlow takes the field as a Scan Marshal, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sweep ScheduleScans every lawn hourly. Every lawn. Wire Net Fling (50)Casts a wire net over the plaintiff. Screen…
Her eyes are two giant screens. She misses the hedge on principle. Marigold Cyclopedia takes the field as a Cyclops Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Big Eyes Little WheelSees all, cycles anywhere. Giant Visor Bonk (70)Slams a giant visor on the plaintiff. Wheel…
His crest is a skyline. His mood is a skyline in the rain. Matthias Crestfall takes the field as a Crest Fall Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: CrestfallenFalls. Rises. Falls again. Then wins. Crest Crash (30)Crashes a great crest on the plaintiff. Skyline…
He rings the bell for every breach. There have been several hundred breaches. Montague Carillon takes the field as a Bell Sentry, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Carillon AlarmRings every bell the moment trouble starts. Belfry Clang (40)Clangs a bell over the plaintiff. Belfry…
The shell is a fan. The fan is a threat. The threat is quite polite. Montgomery Scalloway takes the field as a Shell Overseer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell SleightHides a verdict under a shell. Scallop Slap (50)Slaps with a great copper scallop….
He gets perfect reception on the Krumplethorns and nothing else. Mortimer Aerialby takes the field as an Aerial Steward, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Poor ReceptionHears all gossip. Understands half. Aerial Whip (30)Whips the plaintiff with an aerial. Signal Cut (40)Cuts the plaintiff’s signal…
His wings are transparent. His motives are not. Mortimer Dishwing takes the field as a Dish Wing Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing and a PrayerWings it. Prays that it works. Dish Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff with a dish. Pane Wing Beat (30)Beats…
His gate is an arch. His welcome is also an arch. Nobody can go under. Nathaniel Archgate takes the field as an Arch Gatekeeper, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Open Gate PolicyThe gate is open. The visitor is not welcome. Arch Slam (40)Slams the…
She works nights. The hedge, annoyingly, grows through the night. Octavia Lanternvault takes the field as a Vault Lantern, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night Shift PayDeals double damage after dark. Lit Lantern Heave (60)Tosses a lit lantern at the plaintiff. Vault Door (50)Shuts…
His banner says nothing. It says it very forcefully, though. Octavian Bannerwick takes the field as a Banner Guard, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banner DayRaises a banner. Nobody asked for it. Banner Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner. Flagpole Vault (30)Vaults…
Her glasses are two monitors. She is never off duty. She has no off. Ophelia Doublemonitor takes the field as a Dual Eye Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Both Eyes OpenBoth eyes are open and judging. Eye Flash (90)Flashes the plaintiff with…
Forty screens, one hedge, and no witness willing to testify. Ottoline Gridsworth takes the field as a Monitor Matron, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Blind Spot AuditSees forty screens. Not the hedge. Static Stare (50)Stares the plaintiff into a headache. Coax Lash (40)Whips the…
She guards her dome with great pride and suspicious accuracy. Penelope Domevault takes the field as a Dome Vault Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vaulted OpinionHer opinions are vaulted. Vault Dome Roll (30)Rolls a glass dome over the plaintiff. Vault Shut (40)Shuts a…
The sidecar is empty. He says it is for emergencies. It is not. Percival Sidecarwell takes the field as a Sidecar Scout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sidecar SecretsCarries secrets in a sidecar. Spills none. Sidecar Swerve (40)Swerves a sidecar into the plaintiff. Gravel…
He built a city under glass. He still cannot move the hedge. Peregrine Domecastle takes the field as a Dome Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine Print ReadingReads the fine print on the hedge law. Copper Spire Plunge (40)Drops a copper spire…