This is Aldric Sidewise. He’s only ever seen sideways. The Krumplethorns have never seen his face. Aldric Sidewise takes the field as a Regent, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ProfileOnly ever shown in profile. The better side. Royal Decree (50)Decrees that the…
He draws everything at ninety degrees except the Krumplethorn boundary. Aloysius Setsquare takes the field as a Square Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Right Angles OnlyEvery angle is right. Every neighbour wrong. Square Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff at ninety degrees. Ruler Rap…
This is Amabel Coverdome. Her hood hides the client. The Krumplethorns can’t tell who it is. Amabel Coverdome takes the field as a Dome Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hood CoverHides her client under a brass hood. Hood Snap (50)Snaps the brass…
This is Amabel Watchswing. She swings her watch at the hedge. The Krumplethorns forget the feud. For an hour. Amabel Watchswing takes the field as a Pendulist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 049/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Swinging WatchSwings the watch. Their mind wanders. Back and Forth (40)Swings the…
This is Ambrogio Wheelbrow. He wheels past Krumplethorn windows. He never stops long enough to blame. Ambrogio Wheelbrow takes the field as a Wheel Prankster, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: One Wheel RunRolls off before anyone sees him. Wheel Pop (50)Pops a wheelie into…
His whole career is built on finding what the fine print forgot. Ambrose Honewell takes the field as a Subpoena Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan SeveranceSnaps the subpoena shut unserved. Seal Snap (50)Edges the precedent just far enough. Docket…
This is Anastasia Hornear. She sings scales at the hedge every morning. The Krumplethorns have earplugs. Anastasia Hornear takes the field as a Soprano, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gramophone EarHears music in everything. Mostly herself. High Note (50)Hits a note that…
Her salvos arrive precisely on time and entirely uninvited. Anastasia Salvowright takes the field as a Salvo Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Salvo SalutationGreets visitors with a salvo. Salvo Burst (50)Bursts a salvo of tiny brass bells. Greeting Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff…
She has a ruff, a brim, and a very sharp opinion of you. Anastasia Veilswoop takes the field as a Swoop Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Veil SwoopShe swoops in just before the verdict. Veil Sweep (50)Swoops the brim across…
This is Anatole Driftface. He never finishes a story. The Krumplethorns are still waiting. Anatole Driftface takes the field as a Drift Face, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Drift OffDrifts away mid sentence. Trail Off (50)Drifts off. They chase the ending. Swan Curve (40)Curves…
Her hat is on fire. She has not noticed. Or she has. Angelica Smokewright takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hat FireHer smoke carries rumors to the neighbors. Smoke Rumor (50)Spreads smoke and a rumor across the…
She salts and peppers every argument. Most get seasoned to taste. Annabelle Cruetstand takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cruet StandHer seasonings season any argument. Pepper Puff (30)Puffs pepper into their faces. Vinegar Splash (40)Splashes vinegar across their…
Her chair has been dusted by servants but never by her. Annabelle Dustinghall takes the field as a Chair Heiress, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dusty SeatHer seat has not been cleaned in generations. Dust Slam (50)Slams four generations of dust on the…
This is Annabelle Swanbuggy. She’s the belle of every ball. The Krumplethorns hold a smaller ball. Annabelle Swanbuggy takes the field as a Belle, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Society BelleRings in the season. Rings out the riffraff. Buggy Ride (40)Rides the…
Her light infantry arrives on tiptoe. Her complaint arrives by heavy lorry. Annelise Lightfootman takes the field as a Light Infantry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Light Footed FuryLight of foot, heavy of grudge. Tiptoe Stab (50)Stabs the plaintiff on tiptoe. Dainty Kick…
A shrine at the end of a very long carpet. Annesley Aisle is a Shrine, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 093/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Aisle of OrderLines up the grievances neatly. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Annesley Aisle and find…