This is Barnaby Tricyclist. He delivers gossip faster than the post. The Krumplethorns hate the post. Barnaby Tricyclist takes the field as a Trike Courier, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fast MouthDelivers gossip before it’s cold. Hot Gossip (50)Delivers fresh gossip. Burns. Back Wheel…
His brim is a tower. He wears it to every dispute, for height. Barnum Towerbrim takes the field as a Tower Brim Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower OrderOrders towers. Nobody delivers. Tower Slam (50)Slams a tower onto the plaintiff. Brim Whip (40)Whips…
This is Barrett Widewheel. His hot rod is the loudest thing on the estate. He only drives it past them. Barrett Widewheel takes the field as a Tuner, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 107/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big EngineSounds like thunder. Moves like a snail. Rumble (50)Rumbles…
A tall chalice – a glow and a rather brisk tone. Barringfield Fluteglass is a Chalice, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 109/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Very Tall OrderFills tall orders. Spills tall tales. Add Barringfield Fluteglass to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics…
His blade-sharp logic has shredded three Krumplethorn leases. Barrington Rapiergate takes the field as a Docket Jammer, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crease ObjectionCuts the injunction off mid-sentence. Docket Severance (30)Cuts the deadline down to the hour. Gavel Sweep (30)Edges the…
This is Bartholomew Fanbroom. His fan broom sweeps in arcs. Every arc ends next door. Bartholomew Fanbroom takes the field as a Fan Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spite Fan SweepSweeps with a brass fan. Fan Rake Swing (50)Swings the fan rake…
His horns are polished weekly. His mercy never is. Bartholomew Hornbeard takes the field as a Horn Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Goat HornsHis horns rule on whoever sits closest. Horn Toss (50)Tosses the plaintiff over the bench. Beard Drag…
He has the largest lens on the estate. It points at the hedge, mostly. Bartholomew Lenscombe takes the field as a Lens Keeper, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wick TrimTrims the wick and the plaintiff. Wide Lens Bash (50)Bashes with a wide lens. Glass…
Six legs, three wheels. Eight inspections an hour. Bartlett Insectwheel takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bug InspectionInspects with six legs and three wheels. Leg Scuttle (50)Scuttles over their paperwork. Cart Crash (40)Crashes the wheeled cart…
Her hood flaps when there’s a secret nearby. It’s flapping at the Krumplethorns. Bartolomea Eyeblade takes the field as a Snoop, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bat Fin HoodThe hood flaps when a secret’s near. Eye Ball Roll (50)Rolls the eye under the hedge….
This is Barton Bigbeam. He signals the Schittsnauds by headlamp. The Krumplethorns learned the code. Barton Bigbeam takes the field as a Light Rigger, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big LampCarries his own sunrise. Lamp Ram (50)Rams the headlamp into the…
This is Basilio Stretchmouth. He can’t keep a secret. His mouth goes ear to ear. Basilio Stretchmouth takes the field as a Wide Mouth, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big MouthCan’t keep anything in. Blurt (50)Blurts out the secret. Mouth Spike (40)Jabs with the…
This is Bastiaan Eyeplume. He sold the Krumplethorns a bigger garden. It’s painted on a sheet. Bastiaan Eyeplume takes the field as an Illusion Seller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 092/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pocket IllusionSells illusions by the pound. No refunds. Sell Dream (40)Sells them a dream….
This is Bastienne Flutepipe. She plays the flute. Every Krumplethorn dog follows her home. Bastienne Flutepipe takes the field as a Pipe Player, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pied TunePlays a tune. Pets follow her off. Flute Note (50)Plays one shrill note in their…
She claims the right of passage through every tunnel. Hers is the first. Beatrice Tunnelwick takes the field as an Easement Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tunnel RightsClaims right of passage through any tunnel. Bore Run (50)Rides straight through their…
Rebuilt the whole incident to scale, at their expense. Beatrix Sidecarwright takes the field as a Scene Rebuilder, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Full Scale RebuildRebuilds the whole scene, bike and all. Kickstand Proof (40)Proves the bike was parked, not borrowed. Mudguard…