Wound so tightly that it has begun to hum. Briarcliff Mainspring is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tension MountsTension mounts. Mounts again. Mounts further. Add Briarcliff Mainspring to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social Scandals change the game….
This is Brigida Jousterly. She’s charged the Schittsnaud hedge with a lance every Sunday since spring. Brigida Jousterly takes the field as a Lancer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 011/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lance DownLance down. Wheels spinning. No plan. Hedge Tilt (50)Tilts at the hedge with…
This is Brittle Shardhide. He cracks when he laughs. He laughs rarely. Brittle Shardhide joins the fight as a Cracked Brute, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 084/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cracked ShellCracks. Reforms. Looks smug. Shard Throw (50)Throws a shard of shell. Skull Slam (60)Slams a cracked skull into you….
An orb on a velvet cloth in a hall of gold. Brydges Moonglobe is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 137/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lunar WhimChanges its mind with the moon. Brydges Moonglobe is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect…
A bug with two big eyes and eight legs of spite. Bugwhisker Scuttle is a Bug Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Insect InsultInsults the plaintiff in six languages. Add Bugwhisker Scuttle to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Pit Hazards…
This is Bulbina Sideeye. Her side eye is bigger than her head. The Krumplethorns feel it. Bulbina Sideeye takes the field as a Stare-Down Artist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 071/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Side EyeGives the side eye. It has its own stand. Side Glare (40)Gives them…
A bomb in a pod in a bed of nails. Bulbous Thornpod is a Spike Bomb, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pod SquadPods open. Spikes escape. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Bulbous Thornpod and find where…
This is Bumblethorn Fuzzball. He is round and fluffy and extremely dangerous at low speed. Bumblethorn Fuzzball joins the fight as a Fuzz Beetle, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 070/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big FluffA cushion of fur soaks hits. Fuzz Roll (40)Rolls in. Leaves a mess. Shell Bump (50)A…
This is Burl Wideshoulder. He hauls the estate’s tools. He’s never set them down on their side. Burl Wideshoulder takes the field as a Rig Hauler, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shoulder LoadCarries the wrench like a log. Log Drop (50)Drops…
A crowned crouch of high social standing. Cadogan Regalia is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 072/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Regal SquatSquats regally. Rules loudly. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Cadogan Regalia and find where it fits. Faction: Schittsnauds…
Her hat is wider than the Krumplethorn deed and just as legally dubious. Calpurnia Spanglegate takes the field as a Sky Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sky High StandardsExpects better of the sky and the neighbours. Sky Slash (60)Slashes the plaintiff with a…
This is Cameo Slinkscale. He blends into the wall. He is always on the wall. Cameo Slinkscale joins the fight as a Chameleon, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 058/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wall BlendMatches the wall. Cannot be targeted first. Tongue Lash (40)A flick of the tongue at your lunch….
This is Carpina Koiwheel. Her koi brings the Schittsnauds luck. The Krumplethorn pond has goldfish. Carpina Koiwheel takes the field as a Koi Keeper, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 059/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lucky KoiBrings a koi along. Luck follows. Koi Splash (40)Splashes a cousin with lucky water….
He keeps every rumor ever told on this street. Alphabetized. Caspian Drapewing takes the field as a Rumor Keeper, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Draped EarHides one ear under the drape. Uses both. Pole Flag Signal (50)Raises the pole flag when they’re out. Disc…
Her fan is a vault. Her opinions are a heatwave. Cassandra Fanvault takes the field as a Fan Vault Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cool Off PeriodCools the argument. Heats the grudge. Lace Fan Thrash (40)Whips the plaintiff with a lace fan. Vault…
Her swept hair has held three verdicts and a small bird. Cassandra Sweeplock takes the field as a Sweep Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 073/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Windswept DocketHer hair sweeps every objection aside. Sweeping Gust (50)Sweeps the plaintiff’s file onto the floor….