This is Margery Gridlock. She’s why the hedge feud has lasted this long. Every form goes through her. Margery Gridlock takes the field as a Red Tape Head, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: GridlockEvery lane locked. Every form required. Red…
This is Marguerite Finchley. She sits at the end of the avenue so every argument has to walk up and lose. Marguerite Finchley takes the field as an Avenue Judge, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Last WordAlways ends on a sharp…
This is Maribel Spearpoint. She enforces every ruling on the estate with a lance and eight legs. Maribel Spearpoint takes the field as an Enforcer, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: EnforcerPins down anyone who skips court. Lance (60)Skewers your excuse from…
This is Matilda Vespers. She married every in-law into this feud. She’d like to unmarry them. Matilda Vespers takes the field as a Marriage Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Speak NowObjects at every wedding. On principle. I Object (40)Stops the…
This is Monroe Highcastle. He ruled the hedge too tall. Then ruled his own tower exempt. Monroe Highcastle takes the field as a Height Limits, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Zoning BoardNothing gets built taller than his tower. Measure Up…
This is Mordaunt Vestibule. You’ve reached the entrance. The court itself is three appointments away. Mordaunt Vestibule takes the field as a Vestibule Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wait HereNobody gets past the front hall. Hat Check (20)Keeps your hat….
This is Morwenna Cavely. The hedge is above ground. Everything under it, she says, is hers. Morwenna Cavely takes the field as a Mineral Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Below GroundOwns everything under your hedge. Excavate (40)Digs up an old…
This is Nettie Needlegate. She writes the fine print with the needle on her face. It is very fine. Nettie Needlegate takes the field as a Fine Print Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Needle PointFinds the one clause that ruins…
This is Odile Peekmore. She hides behind the castle so no one knows she’s watching. Everyone knows. Odile Peekmore takes the field as a Private Eye, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PeepingSees everything. Shows half her face. Stakeout (30)Watches the hedge…
This is Osric Bowley. He has bowed to every judge on the estate and never once straightened up. Osric Bowley takes the field as a Clerk of Bowing, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Deep BowBows so low he reads the floorboards….
This is Oswin Trikeworth. He brought his office tower on a tricycle so he’d never have to go back. Oswin Trikeworth takes the field as a Tricycle Bailiff, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Three WheelsNever tips over. Never backs down. Pedal…
This is Ottilie Kneelwell. She kneels so everyone else has to kneel lower to be heard. Ottilie Kneelwell takes the field as a Petitions Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bended KneeOnly accepts petitions made kneeling. Petition (30)Makes you ask nicely….
This is Pell & Pell. The top Pell handles the Schittsnauds. The bottom Pell handles the Krumplethorns. Pell & Pell takes the field as a Senior Partners, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Second OpinionAlways two lawyers. Never one answer. Disagree (30)Contradict…
This is Philippa Spanworth. She’s the only bridge to the estate, and she’s very particular who walks on her. Philippa Spanworth takes the field as a Bridge Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crossing PermitNobody crosses the water unsigned. Raise Span…
This is Pippa Rotunda. The newest clerk in the office. She’s already lost the Krumplethorn file twice. Pippa Rotunda takes the field as a Junior Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coffee RunFetches everything. Files nothing. Swirl Spin (30)Spins until the…
This is Pomeroy Jestwick. Every court needs a jester. He’s never once been held in contempt. Pomeroy Jestwick takes the field as a Court Jester, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Contempt of CourtMocks the judge. Gets away with it. Pratfall (20)Falls…