Her beak is long enough to read a document across the room. Philippa Beakstone takes the field as a Beak Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beak ReachHer beak sniffs out any bad filing. Snout Shove (40)Prods the plaintiff into a…
She has never lost a case. She has never let one finish either. Philomena Dunmarch takes the field as a Pillar Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rising DocketEveryone rises, including the hedge. Pillar Verdict (60)Brings the whole column down on…
His giant lens finds the one typo in your entire life. Phineas Lenswright takes the field as a Lens Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eye SpySees through every excuse, twice over. Tight Squint (40)Squints until the plaintiff confesses. Quill Jab…
She rules only in profile. Counsel have given up asking why. Prunella Sidelong takes the field as a Side Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Profile OnlyLooks at you with the wrong side of her face. Oblique Glare (50)Glares sideways until…
His hat has four black blades. He keeps all four sharpened. Ptolemy Blackspire takes the field as a Spire Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Black BladesHis blades cut through the bench to the point. Blade Brim (60)Slices through the hearing…
His headdress catches every breeze, and every excuse. Ptolemy Fanwright takes the field as a Fan Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 009/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cooling OffFans the room until tempers expire. Wind Verdict (50)Blows the motion clean off the desk. Quill Flick (40)Flicks…
His hat is a conductor. The courtroom is the fuse. Quillon Wirecap takes the field as a Spire Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 102/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wire SpireHis wire spire is wired to the lights. Spire Zap (40)Zaps the plaintiff with a wired…
Her hat has one slit. Everything she sees passes through it. Ravenna Slitbrim takes the field as a Grand Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 088/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Slit VerdictA single slit in the hat decides the whole case. Slit Sentence (100)Cuts through…
Half of his face is iron. Nobody has asked which half. Roderick Helmbrook takes the field as a Helm Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 034/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Iron VisorHis helm hides every doubt. Visor Slam (70)Slams the visor on a half-argued claim. Gold…
Her coat is stitched from nine robes and a flag. Rosalind Patchwork takes the field as a Quilt Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 032/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mixed ClothHer robe contains every legal precedent. Patch Strike (50)Stitches a hole in your argument. Gavel Boot…
She paints her beak before every ruling. Today it is guilty. Rosamund Beaknote takes the field as a Beak Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 060/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Painted BeakHer beak changes color with each verdict. Painted Peck (50)Jabs a painted beak into the…
Two attendants stand behind him with identical faces and identical frowns. Septimus Coneplume takes the field as a Plume Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 075/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Feathered ConeEvery plume points to a precedent. Plume Flick (40)Flicks a feather across the filing. Gold…
Her headdress is a birdcage. Her verdicts are the birds. Seraphina Wirecage takes the field as a Dome Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 010/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wire DomeNothing gets past the wire, not even law. Cage Ruling (50)Cages your argument in tight wire….
Her hat is so wide she needs two doormen and a runway. Seraphine Wideflap takes the field as a Wing Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 044/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Butterfly HatHer hat flutters, her ruling does not. Wing Smack (60)Smacks the claim with a…
His brim is a cage. He keeps his jury inside it. Tarquin Wiredome takes the field as a Wire Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 087/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wire BrimHis brim is wired directly to the jury. Wire Whip (40)Whips a wire brim across…
Two clerks flank him. They vote whichever way his hat tilts. Thaddeus Trebleworth takes the field as a Triple Bench, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three VotesHe counts for three and rules for all. Majority Rule (100)Outvotes you, himself, and…