He reads a thousand meters before breakfast. They’re all the same meter. Thaddeus Rowfield takes the field as a Meter Reader, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Field ReadReads every meter in a thousand rows. Row Rush (40)Rolls in a perfect line…
He files on spinning discs. The needle is on a tight schedule. Thorne Discwarden takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Disc ArchiveFiles documents on a stack of spinning discs. Disc Fling (40)Flings a filing disc at…
His line runs from the nearest tower. It never stops moving. Tobias Domewell takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 059/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Minaret LinesTakes a reading from the tallest minaret. Tower Drop (40)Drops a measured shadow over them. Pedal…
She flew to the lamp and filed every moth. The lamp is still lit. Valentina Lampwing takes the field as a Chief Gridkeeper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 088/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Moth WatchAttracted to every unfiled lamp. Wing Beat (60)Beats her wings and blows…
His drafts close in a ring. Nobody has found the beginning. Wendell Ringcoil takes the field as a Drafter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 104/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ring DraftDrafts a rule in a single ring, then closes it. Coil Slam (40)Slams a coil of…
He notarizes at a medium pace. Nobody has ever seen him stop. Wilfred Cyclewhistle takes the field as a Notary, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bicycle NotaryNotarizes while riding at a medium pace. Steeple Stamp (40)Stamps a spire through the signature….
Her rates rise under a cap the size of a lawn. Nobody finds the stem. Wilhelmina Capsley takes the field as a Rate Setter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mushroom RatesRaises rates in the dark, quietly and often. Cap Fall (50)Drops…
She stamps once. She never needs to stamp again. Winifred Featherstone takes the field as a Form Stamper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 026/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Red Feather StampStamps with a red feather, once and only once. Quill Poke (30)Pokes them with a red…