This is Abner Toolpot. He works on both families’ bikes. Neither knows what he looks like. Abner Toolpot takes the field as a Shop Hand, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hidden FaceNobody’s seen his face. He prefers it. Tool Pot (30)Knocks…
Pulled from a pocket at precisely the wrong moment. Aconite Mainchain is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 077/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chain ReactionStarts a chain reaction of small humiliations. Aconite Mainchain is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws. Collect…
This is Adalbert Panelside. He’s a grandson by marriage. He rearranges himself for family photos. Adalbert Panelside takes the field as a Grandson, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 038/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Block BodyBuilt from blocks. Rearranges when bored. Rearrange (40)Rearranges himself to block the gate….
Her bicycle is tiny. Her briefs are long. Her vengeance is also tiny, but exact. Adelaide Cyclopride takes the field as a Cycle Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brief Bicycle BriefingBriefs the plaintiff on a bicycle. Briefly. Cycle Scout Dash (30)Dashes by…
Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Adelaide Wingspire takes the field as a Precedent Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Flint RebuttalFiles the objection first, every time. Docket Rewind (40)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Fan Filing (30)Wings the…
This is Adeline Gasmask. She wears a gas mask by the hedge. She says it’s the compost. Adeline Gasmask takes the field as a Mask Sweeper, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: FilterFilters out Krumplethorn smells. Filter Breath (40)Breathes clean. They choke. Broom Lunge…
A library of hanging ribbons and the occasional ghost. Admissible Lawhall is a Library, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Admissible EvidenceAdmits the evidence. Admits nothing else. Add Admissible Lawhall to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Legal Injunctions change…
This is Agatha Heapworth. She brings a brass heap to garden parties. It sits on Krumplethorn chairs. Agatha Heapworth takes the field as an Armour Minder, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heavy PartnerThe brass heap behind her does the lifting. Heap Fall (40)Tips…
She examined the Krumplethorn claim for an hour. She denied it in a second. Agatha Lensbury takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dark Lens ExamTwo dark lenses. No visible mercy. Goggle Grill (40)Grills them through dark…
This is Agathe Dollface. Her doll face fooled the Krumplethorns. Every single time. Agathe Dollface takes the field as a Doll Face, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sweet FaceToo sweet to suspect. Sweet Smile (40)Smiles sweetly. Then tells. Bead Drop (30)Drops the red bead…
This is Agava Pricklewheel. She planted cacti along the hedge. The Krumplethorns no longer lean on it. Agava Pricklewheel takes the field as a Cactus Grower, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Prickle PatchGrows cacti by the boundary. Nobody leans. Cactus Row (30)Plants a row…
This is Agnes Leggett. She is a door on legs, and she always lets herself in. Agnes Leggett takes the field as a Many Doors Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: CrawlspaceScuttles into every room uninvited. Eight Steps (30)Arrives before the…
This is Agnes Rakewell. She rakes every leaf to the hedge. Then the wind does the rest. Agnes Rakewell takes the field as a Raker, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rake OverRakes every leaf to one side. Leaf Pile (40)Rakes a pile onto…
This is Aigrette Fanfeather. She fans every Schittsnaud at the garden party. The Krumplethorns get the draught. Aigrette Fanfeather takes the field as a Fan Bearer, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 088/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fan FeathersFans the family. Fans the flames too. Feather Fan (30)Fans a tired…
From his balloon, every violation shows at once. Alaric Balloonwright takes the field as an Aerial Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Overhead SurveyNothing on the lawn escapes the balloon. Bird’s Eye Citation (40)Cites the overgrowth from above. Tethered Watch (30)Keeps the…
He points at things. Occasionally those things are the Krumplethorns. Alaric Monitorpoint takes the field as a Monitor Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Screen Time LimitAllows the plaintiff only brief screen time. Pointer Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff with a laser pointer. Monitor Charge…