This is Philippa Netherby. She nets every ball that comes over the hedge. Krumplethorn balls stay netted. Philippa Netherby takes the field as a Netter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 104/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Diamond MeshCatches anything that comes over the hedge. Net Drop (50)Drops…
This is Pip Spindlewheel. First week on the job. He’s already been blamed by both families. Pip Spindlewheel takes the field as an Apprentice, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long NoseSmells a leak three gardens away. Nose Poke (20)Pokes the tyre…
This is Prudence Bowstring. She marks the boundary with arrows. They mark it back with bigger ones. Prudence Bowstring takes the field as a Scout, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long BowFires a bolt to mark the boundary. Arrow Mark (50)Shoots…
This is Quentin Hookbolt. He keeps every spare bolt on his neck. The Krumplethorns keep borrowing them. Quentin Hookbolt takes the field as a Bolt Sorter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Question MarkAsks why. Fixes it anyway. Bolt Drop (30)Drops a…
This is Quincy Gyreton. He greases every hinge on the estate. Krumplethorn gates squeak louder. Quincy Gyreton takes the field as a Gear Greaser, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 103/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: GyroscopeNever tips. Never stops spinning. Grease Up (40)Greases the rival’s door handle….
This is Reginald Tootwell. He lances the hedge every morning. The Schittsnauds call it pruning. Reginald Tootwell takes the field as a Horn Rider, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 043/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long HornToots twice. Means it. Nose Lance (60)Charges through the hedge nose…
This is Rhona Kickstand. She fixes every flat on the estate. Somehow both families get the bill. Rhona Kickstand takes the field as a Tyre Medic, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 014/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stays PutNever falls over. Never helps up. Rev Up (40)Revs…
This is Rosalind Kickboard. She fixed the Krumplethorn scooter. It only brakes on Schittsnaud land. Rosalind Kickboard takes the field as a Kick Fixer, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Front DriveSteers with the front. Brakes with her feet. Fin Flick (30)Flicks…
This is Rowena Tinybike. Newest hire on the estate. She hasn’t learned which side to sabotage yet. Rowena Tinybike takes the field as a Trainee, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Training WheelsStill has them. Still uses them. First Fix (20)Fixes a…
This is Rufus Wedgewheel. He rakes the gravel drive into a line. Both families say it’s crooked. Rufus Wedgewheel takes the field as a Gravel Raker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: LopsidedOne big wheel, one small. Always leaning. Gravel Spray (40)Spins…
This is Rupert Boxjaw. He’s fetched parts for twenty years. He has never brought the right one. Rupert Boxjaw takes the field as a Parts Runner, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 055/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Square JawDoesn’t talk. Pedals. Head Down (40)Pedals hard with his…
This is Saffron Sweepback. She sweeps the shared path. Everything ends up at the Krumplethorn end. Saffron Sweepback takes the field as a Path Sweeper, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 052/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swept BackHair swept back. Path swept forward. Brush Off (30)Brushes the…
This is Septimus Chimneyby. He stokes both boilers. One runs warmer than the other. Septimus Chimneyby takes the field as a Stoker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pipe SmokePuffs smoke. The smoke drifts next door. Coal Shovel (50)Shovels coal into the…
This is Silas Conchwood. He rakes the ornamental beach. The good shells all end up on his side. Silas Conchwood takes the field as a Shell Raker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 095/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BeachcomberCollects shells. And anything else nearby. Shell Hurl (30)Hurls…
This is Silvio Harpwick. He fishes the shared pond. He only ever catches Krumplethorn fish. Silvio Harpwick takes the field as a Fisher, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: HarpoonSpears whatever surfaces. No questions. Spear Fish (40)Spears a koi out of the…
This is Simona Halfway. Half her face works for each family. Neither half will say which. Simona Halfway takes the field as a Splitter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Down the MiddleSplits everything exactly in half. Keeps half. Wedge (40)Drives a…