This is Sylvester Kiteframe. Mends the tennis net every week. Nobody plays. They just cut it. Sylvester Kiteframe takes the field as a Net Mender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: LatticeHolds his shape with string and hope. Net Cast (30)Throws the…
This is Thaddeus Batwing. He cleans Schittsnaud gutters straight into Krumplethorn ones. Thaddeus Batwing takes the field as a Gutterman, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverhangReaches every gutter. Cleans the wrong one. Wing Clip (40)Clips the top of the hedge with…
This is Tilly Ballbearing. She rolled both balls into the Krumplethorn koi pond. Claims it was a slope. Tilly Ballbearing takes the field as a Polisher, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Half BuiltHalf her face is still on order. Roll Out…
This is Tobin Diamondpatch. He patches the Schittsnaud tarps with Krumplethorn curtains. Tobin Diamondpatch takes the field as a Tarp Mender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PatchworkMended so often he’s mostly patches. Patch Up (30)Sews a patch over the rival’s complaint….
This is Ulysses Tinkerpot. He fixes anything for anyone. He just won’t say whose side he’s on. Ulysses Tinkerpot takes the field as a Tinker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ball JointTurns his head all the way. Sees both yards. Spin…
This is Vera Spokeleigh. She retensions every spoke on the estate. Krumplethorn ones go a bit loose. Vera Spokeleigh takes the field as a Wire Bender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Night ShiftOnly works under a full moon. Spoke Tune (30)Plucks…
This is Vespera Spirehorn. She rings the estate bells. The Krumplethorns swear she adds one. Vespera Spirehorn takes the field as a Bell Ringer, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: SteepleWears the chapel. Rings it on the hour. Peal (50)Rings the bells…
This is Wendell Shellcrank. He was sent to fix the Schittsnaud gate in spring. He’s nearly there. Wendell Shellcrank takes the field as a Snail Driver, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow & SteadyArrives eventually. Usually after the fight. Shell Spin…
This is Wilhelmina Kneeler. She weeds the Schittsnaud beds and replants the weeds next door. Wilhelmina Kneeler takes the field as a Bed Weeder, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Kneel DownWeeds on her knees. Complains standing up. Pull Weed (30)Pulls a…
This is Winifred Stiltleg. No wheels means no flat tyres. She mentions it at every tea break. Winifred Stiltleg takes the field as a Spider Tractor, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All TerrainGoes where wheels can’t. Sends a bill. Leg Over…
This is Winnie Megaphone. She fixed the garden speakers. Krumplethorn gossip now plays on both lawns. Winnie Megaphone takes the field as a Tannoy Tech, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Speaker ConeEvery whisper comes out a shout. Feedback (40)Squeals the speaker…
This is Winston Carriagebolt. He bolted the gate shut. Now neither family can get out. He’s on a break. Winston Carriagebolt takes the field as a Bolt Driver, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stiff NeckFaces forward. Always. Even in reverse. Bolt…