This is Ulric Quadsworth. He’s never smiled. The Krumplethorns tried once. Their quad’s still in bits. Ulric Quadsworth takes the field as a Quad Driver, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stern LookOne frown fixes most engines. Quad Charge (50)Charges the hedge…
This is Ulysses Tinkerpot. He fixes anything for anyone. He just won’t say whose side he’s on. Ulysses Tinkerpot takes the field as a Tinker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ball JointTurns his head all the way. Sees both yards. Spin…
This is Velma Chromehood. The only mechanic both families trust. She charges them each double. Velma Chromehood takes the field as an Ace Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Monster TyresRides the biggest wheels on the estate. Crush Over (70)Rolls…
This is Vera Spokeleigh. She retensions every spoke on the estate. Krumplethorn ones go a bit loose. Vera Spokeleigh takes the field as a Wire Bender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Night ShiftOnly works under a full moon. Spoke Tune (30)Plucks…
This is Vespera Spirehorn. She rings the estate bells. The Krumplethorns swear she adds one. Vespera Spirehorn takes the field as a Bell Ringer, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: SteepleWears the chapel. Rings it on the hour. Peal (50)Rings the bells…
This is Walter Hornspoke. He tuned the Schittsnaud exhaust. It plays a song the Krumplethorns hate. Walter Hornspoke takes the field as an Exhaust Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Horn PipeExhaust like a bugle. Plays it at dawn. Backfire (50)Backfires…
This is Waylon Brimhammer. He rides the boundary like a cowboy. Both families think he’s their sheriff. Waylon Brimhammer takes the field as a Ranch Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ten GallonHat so wide it shades both families. Hammer Time…
This is Wendell Shellcrank. He was sent to fix the Schittsnaud gate in spring. He’s nearly there. Wendell Shellcrank takes the field as a Snail Driver, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow & SteadyArrives eventually. Usually after the fight. Shell Spin…
This is Wesley Muffsworth. Smallest Heavy Mechanic. Biggest wrench. The Krumplethorns stopped arguing. Wesley Muffsworth takes the field as a Junior Tracker, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Noise CancelHears nothing. Fixes everything. Kid Wrench (50)Swings a wrench twice his size. Tread…
This is Wiley Pinchscrew. He covers every repair with a fairing. Nobody knows what’s underneath. Wiley Pinchscrew takes the field as a Fairing Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: FairingWraps the bike up tight. Nobody sees inside. Screw Stab (40)Pokes a…
This is Wilf Sidewhisker. He wipes oil on his sideburns. The rest goes on the Krumplethorn fence. Wilf Sidewhisker takes the field as a Brush Hand, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: SideburnsGrown long for wiping oil. Grease Brush (30)Brushes grease onto…
This is Wilhelmina Kneeler. She weeds the Schittsnaud beds and replants the weeds next door. Wilhelmina Kneeler takes the field as a Bed Weeder, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Kneel DownWeeds on her knees. Complains standing up. Pull Weed (30)Pulls a…
This is Winifred Stiltleg. No wheels means no flat tyres. She mentions it at every tea break. Winifred Stiltleg takes the field as a Spider Tractor, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All TerrainGoes where wheels can’t. Sends a bill. Leg Over…
This is Winnie Megaphone. She fixed the garden speakers. Krumplethorn gossip now plays on both lawns. Winnie Megaphone takes the field as a Tannoy Tech, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Speaker ConeEvery whisper comes out a shout. Feedback (40)Squeals the speaker…
This is Winston Carriagebolt. He bolted the gate shut. Now neither family can get out. He’s on a break. Winston Carriagebolt takes the field as a Bolt Driver, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stiff NeckFaces forward. Always. Even in reverse. Bolt…
This is Wolfgang Lanternbeard. He works the night shift so the Krumplethorns can’t sleep. Wolfgang Lanternbeard takes the field as a Night Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Headlamp HeartSwitches on the lamp. Starts the work. Lantern Sweep (50)Sweeps the big…